Just woke up from a 11 year old coma.
I was 15 years old when I was surfing Sup Forums out on the street on my first android and black guy beat me to a pulp is what the doctors said when I woke. Now I'm 26 years old I need highlights of what I missed.
>Still a virign
>Didn't graduate because a nigger
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
imagenes.para-celulares.com
twitter.com
post proof?
Bump
How I don't have a camera all I got is an old acer netbook
like that youtube.com
How was your first fap after waking up?
Haven't done it yet and I don't know where to start
Got any good material?
>11 years
>2005
>implying he had a smartphone in 2005
fuck off kid. someone hand him an underage b& please
Sure.
There wasn't 4g phones 11 years ago with mobile internet. Eat a dick liar.
Is the world a shittier place than you remember?
This and;
dubs of truth
This was my phone
No, Sup Forums now has gay people and rules changed. And what the fuck is genderfluid
You didn't browser Sup Forums with that, stop lying faggot. This story has more holes in than a dead Afghan.
>2005
>Android
Do you stupid fuckers even try anymore?
dubs of truths
Why would I lie? Hold up let me take a picture of my old phones with my sister's phone
Even old Acer Netbooks have Cams
There weren't any Android phones 11 years ago, kiddo.
You could've at least done some research and got your timescales right faggot.
First Android Phone was htc Dream released 2008. What a bad bait kek
...
You should start with your penis
how else can you fap?
From comaboiii ??
Take a picture of a hospital document from 11 years ago pertaining to a coma, timestamp it and show us your ID in the same pic to confirm name.
>why would anyone lie on the internet?
How many times do you think you were raped in that 11-year period?
I mean like I need to good chinese cartoon porn
I throw those away
Don't know but my balls do sure hurt
this.
you fucked up op, you roleplaying faggot.
An old phone doesn't prove shit
On top of that, that's an ASUS, not an Acer.
>I throw those away
You were 15, someone would have something. Stop lying faggot.
It's not even an android
That's not a real picture you faggot.
You, me, and most of everyone else knows this.
But you'll still get replies.
Enjoy the (you)'s
you still have that 15yo face?
Why doesn't no one believe me?
>I throw those away
oh okay then, just woke up from an 11 year coma and threw out the docs.
Its 2016, there are real pokemon roaming the streets literally happend 2 days ago. Gotta catch em all, watch out for the real team rocket they out there.
He got beat up by a nigger for it, why would he still have it
No progress in games huh, pokemon is for man children
>team rocket
He means niggers stealing people's iPhones in church parking lots.
Cause the Internet is not real, we are just the post you put in your own imagination
>Why doesn't no one believe me?
Because you're lying and you have no proof you were ever in the hospital. Not to mention your story is very flawed. You didn't even take the time to think up before you came here, faggot.
Fuck you, I had a smartphone in 2003
imagenes.para-celulares.com
Symbian-based, mind you, but STILL COUNTS.
I miss Symbian.
> Chinese
Here you go faggot...
Fap away
Fucking newfags think they know everything
op here, i just tricked u all, cant believe i trolled u all so easily. im actually 16 and never did a coma.
Any lola bunny from my favorite space jam movie
Shut up faglord, no one cares.
"Sup Forums something something
everything here is a work of fiction, something or other"
Dude im 26
Shut it, wanker. Just either show us some proof or get bashed, yeah?
Milhouse is a meme.
Nice trips faggot even though I do know everything and I'm not even new, I've been here since June.
ahahaha I love it how say noone cares yet you still replied to my post
Sup Forums in a nutshell
Fucking idiot probably from a shitty third world country
A nigger beat him up for a phone that only existed as Photoshop in a digital image?
So what you're really saying is niggers are unpredictable monkeys that will beat people up randomly for no reason...
Thanks Shawneekwa, we knew that already.
Yay! I've been waiting for this day to come!
this man isnt op
>never did a coma
Are you Vincent Adultman?
Nigger beat you when you were four? Dude, is he, like, your dad or something? Also, I though niggers didn't have dads, that they sprung fully formed from God's left asscheek armed with a gun and disregard from the law.
Even through all the lies, it's a furry.
Abandon thread.
Whoa...that guy in the pic is hot. I want to inspect his butthole.
>Shawneekwa,
Wow u crakka mutha fukka it $haniquewa, u crakka ass white boi sukk mi dikk
Thx dubs
There are phone apps that have horny woman, its so easy to get laid.
Thx dubs
Don't tell me how to make fun of niggers.
I've been doing it a long time, I doubt you have anything to offer
Although I will give you the thumbs up on the $ symbol
I'm op
If you want a good fap watch Resort Boin 2.
You've been visited by the user of dubs and sexy women app
>You'll find a sexy gril in your app but only if you say "thx dubs" in this thread
Is that illegal
Medical papers, retard?
I told the doctors I didn't need them
Seriously who keeps those
I asked;
Your thread is SOUR
O
U
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he threw them out apparently. documents that he'd need for any legal proofs eg. insurance.
Lots of people, for insurance purposes. If he's American he'd have a huge bill for being in the hospital for 11 years.
I live in Ontario
Underage and b&
this thread seems legit (not)
Wow so do I, so what hospital were you at? Why didn't I hear about this in the news?
>Cause it didn't happen
Kaiser
Think someone would do that? Lie about did a coma
But seriously guys, what did I miss since I was out
I'm God, and I saw this is real.
Maby he's just bored
A plane flew in the twintowers
I won one.
>Still mentally 15
Lol dude, and right at Summer? You're joking.
Anyway, black president, two consecutive terms. Osama Bin Laden dead, America celebrates. Scarlett Johansson. Rise in school shootings and psychotic attacks. News media is exposing corruption in the streets and spawning race wars and hate. Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton. ISIS is the new thing. Refugees from all over the world. New iPhones, Tablets, Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 10. NASA stops going to the moon. America still bombing third world countries. Gas prices plummet. Bitcoin spike of 2013, and Altcoins. Oil spills. Nuclear energy plant catastrophes Devastating natural disasters in Haiti, New Orleans, Japan, all over the world really. Anonymous Official is the gayest Youtube channel next to Fred and Vevo - now exposed to the 'in-crowd'. Scandals and corporate bailouts. Major hackers - NSA, Snowden and Wikileaks, leaking top secret American secrets. Animals going extinct and endangered. Latest satellite discoveries. Deep web sites get shut down a bunch, new versions every year. New 4chin Boards. Latest Red Hot Chili Peppers album. Game of Thrones and Archer. Oldschool Runescape is back.
>here's a fish I caught at a lake
If this thread was true and you were in a coma for 11 years, you would check the news and not browse Sup Forums
?
I'm Christ, 23 BC here.
AMA thread derail.
Why are there so many versions of windows and why do Americans always fuck shit up
Dude. Nice fish
heys guys op here, youre all in a comma
Hey JESUS!
how many fish
Dude it's not funny and now I don't know what to do with my lifde
Show me something from Kaiser