More Embarassing Sex(ual) Experiences and Stories. Old thread died

More Embarassing Sex(ual) Experiences and Stories. Old thread died.

>be me
>22 yrs old, previously fucked/ate out other girls
>I am with a guy fuck-buddy for the first time
>guy is one of my long time friends, doesn't mind teaching me
>We've had sex a few times and now I'm practicing bj's on him.
>One day his dad calls
>he hates talking to his dad, I figure I'll go down on him while he's on the phone - to alleviate stress b/c hey why not? Practice is practice.
> I see his cola on the table
>I take a drink and hold the cola in my mouth
>Go down on him and put his dick in my mouth with cola in mouth also. He's still on the phone with his dad...
>His dick is in my mouth and I feel him tense up the SCREAM
>Swears LOUDLY "JESUS FUCKING FUCK user ARE YOU TRYING TO BURN M DICK OFF?"
>I feel like shit...I had been thinking the bubbles would feel good on his cock but realized the cola burned his urethra.
>We're still friends who fuck a bit.
>His dad no longer calls
>True fucking story. Moral: DO not stick a cock in your mouth with any beverage other than warm water.
>Your man's dick will thank you.

I will help you OP.

that's actually more funny than embarrassing

tell us more, user

user coats mouth with icy hot
>'"i didnt realize it would burn"

What's the biggest difference between guys and girls when you're fucking, aside from genitals? Which would you prefer? I've never been with a dude, but always open to the idea.

>Met girl on website
>She was a little overweight in pictures but not bad
>End up going to her house
>She opens the door with nothing on but a short dress
>Pulls me straight to her room
>Shes fuckin hambeast, pictures were deceiving as fuck (first girl id met online)
>Couldn't get a fuckin boner even after being blown for a good 5 minutes
>Decide in my embarassment i'll go down on her for a minute to give me time to relax and get a hard-on
>Fuckin horrible
>No boner
>End up telling her I have to leave
>Leave straight away drive an hour to get home
>Wake up next morning with a sore throat

Worst experience ever.

OP here. I should be honest and tell you I'm female. But honestly I can't say overall either is better to fuck...both are awesome if THEY ARE INTO it. I do find dicks way preferable to vagina's just because they are far easier to play with orally. But I've been with women who were SUPER into sex and it's just as hott. I think overall dicks to give oral but chicks to fuck since they have to work harder if they are into it. Hard to say tho.

> be OP
> suck off friend because wynaut
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> thirsty for something besides jizz
> notice nearby soda
> Idea.wmv
> fill mouth with soda, friend talks to their dad on the phone
> suck him off, think bubbles will feel good on his dick
> he starts screaming
> ohshit.gif
> friend yells to stop sucking his dick
> mfw i just made my friend come out to his dad over the phone
> mfw i just burned the inside of his dick
> mfw i'm still sucking
> end

10/10 OP is a glorious fag

sauce on that pic?

>be me
>19 years old
>a guy from grindr keeps messaging me
>bf material type
>he invites me over for cuddling and chill because he has to leave the country
>i say no, he keeps insisting
>we decide to meet, he's a 9,9/10
>i wonder why would a 10/10 wanna see me
>we meet, he's a 0/10, obese, can barely walk, has severe strabism
>my heart starts pounding and I panic
>i go to his place, he starts to undress me
>tells me to hug and snuggle him while kissing him
>i do it in regret and shame
>he wants me to suck his dick
>he pulls out his dick
>literally full of smegma
>I AIN'T SUCKING THAT SHIT NIGGA
>I tell him to turn around so I can fuck him
>I fuck him, cum inside without a condom in less than 10 minutes
>no shit dick.yay
>dress up and tell him I have to go
>he follows me close to my place
>I get home, shower, panic
>never talk to him again

>fast forward 1 year later he's back in the country
>he invites me over
>I told no, block him then panic

0/10

KEK

Eh, I'll probably stick to puss then. Keep it real, homie

Im a female dumbass. I still fuck him...I'm too ashamed to put my stupid mouth by his dick. DER

Why not just run away? Why would you fuck a fat?

Why would you fuck him?

I-I don't know, A-user...I was too scared and ashamed to run away.

I finally got a boner and wanted to unload my cum inside of him.

go here, vote trump non white, and make Sup Forums great again
Takes 2 seconds.

Soo....he went over seas and most likely got his figure back and came back hot and grateful and you panic because you were a stupid then and you haven't changed?

Checked

tits or GTFO

No, he's still the same.

I'd like to cum inside of him one more time but it's a burden to get hard by his presence

Whip it out now user.

Most embarrassing sexual experience

>Be 17
>Print out a bunch of hentai from the printer in our house. It has Futanari and shemales in it
>Hide the material in an old backpack of mine
>One day I check and the backpack isn't there
>Mom comes in
>"Your sister broke her old backpack so I let her use your old one to bring it to school today"

A family member came out as bi sexual today and they were still talking to me as if they expected me to be straight. I can't tell how that's even possible after they opened the backpack all those years ago. Maybe they never opened it and just gave it back after I told them what was inside it? I don't know. Life is weird man.

That fucking sucks. I'm thankful she couldn't rape you.

KEK nice

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