Choose Wisely

Choose Wisely.....

Sit penis, eat pie

sit on A

eat on A

then i'll put pie in the penis and i'll eat it again
cuz i'm fucking gay

sit on the edge of A and eat the pie

This

sit a eat b

ill sit on a dick no one said it had to go in

Eat penis sit on pie, I dont want to be a useless fat cunt.

The pie, im not a faggot like 99.9% of Sup Forums.

Like, literally eat the penis? Is it a real penis? A pie is actually food so there is no point in letting it go to waste.

Sit on pie put in just the tip of the dildo.

thank you user :)

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Sit on A. I dont sit with my anus being opened, the dildo would just bend

sit A

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Sit floor, eat chairs

is there an option to both sit on and eat A.
Im not a fan of pie.

First answer, correct answer

It doesnt say you have to sit on the thing thats on each chair. you can remove the dick sit on chair A and then eat the pie.

i don't eat chairs.

Move penis aside, sit on chair, eat pie

>sit on chair a, with dildo between legs instead of up ass like a fucking retarded faggot

>eat free pie

arar

FUCK

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that looks like a dildo. for sake of thread, I'm supposing you mean penis, but couldn't find a pic to post.

and by eat, do you mean actually to consume the penis, or just suck it/put it in your mouth/etc.

and by sit, to you intend for the penis to penetrate my asshole? because I can sit on a goddamn penis and not have it penetrate me. not that hard. pardon the phrasing.

I'd sit on the stupid flaccid penis and eat some pie at my leisure, thank you.

Ah ah ah, sorry, no changing the rules after you made the game. You fucked up initially, now you have a big ass loophole, deal with it.

Yeah, that. OP needs to go back to first grade and learn how to write.

STOP BEING FUCKING RETARDED

YOU DON'T HAVE TO REPLY TO BAIT YOU FUCKING RETARDS.

FUCKING GET OFF MY GODDAMN INTERNET YOU SHIT-TIER PIECE OF TRASH.

Sit on penis and eat the pie. No taste buds in anus.

So is it a penis or a dildo, because that's a dildo in the pic. How am I supposed to eat something that's either hard plastic (since it's standing pretty well on it's own) or rubber?

Red T-shirt man! Greatings fellow hero!

>greatings

i don't mind a little cock up my ass so i choose to sit on b and i'll eat a :]

If I put the dildo in my ass, do I get to eat the pie instead?

>captcha

Sit on the cock and eat the pie obviously.
/trhead

Youve got a big ass hole loop.

Checked.