Hey /b. Do you think the earth is flat?

Hey /b. Do you think the earth is flat?

How else would you think it could fit onto a map?

Obviously, hasn't anyone the historical texts by Terry Pratchett?

Yeah, but not like in that picture. The north pole is in the middle of the world, with antarctica forming an impenetrable wall of ice around the outer edge of the disc, keeping the ocean from washing away.

i think your brain is flat

Inb4 we're living in Roundworld In the unseen university

and the ugly people losers is ugly as shit and has to hurt the popular people and attrative loser people the ugl way cause the ugly people losers is ugly and smell like shit like beyonce and is everywhere so the ugly people losers look pathatic and is ugly and cant get girls or guys cause is ugly and smell like poop like beyonce so has to make the attrative loser people and the popular people look bad cause the ugly people losers is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks and try to be better then everybody but is ugly and smell like poop like beyonce like the ugly guys losers or the ugly people losers and the ugly people losers take anything and thats why the ugly people losers is ugly plus smell like shit like beyonce and lie to people so nobody reject or run away from the ugly people losers that try to be better then everybody and hurt the attrative loser people and the popular people the ugly way cause is smart and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly and thats why the ugly people losers is ugly but going to cock block everything on this socitey and put on only porn with ugly people losers that smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly and the ugly people losers get angry cause they are ugly and smell like poop like dog poop or beyonce
and thats why the ugly people losers smell like poop like beyonce and is ugly and smell like shit like beyonce and is coward and is ugly and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly and smell like poop like beyonce and try to be better then everybody the ugly way even if its not there own body which i dont know how the ugly people losers get pleasure from that but the ugly people losers lie about the ugly people losers not smelling like shit like beyonce so i guess is ugly and lame and smart and ugly so takes anything and smell like dog poop like beyonce and is ugly
and thats why the ugly people losers that is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks is ugly and smell like shit like beyonce

Earth is hollow.

In reality a flat Earth could not exist due to simple physics, and eclipses would be impossible.

If in fact we are on a flat plane however, it is all the more likely we are in a simulated reality.

If you’ve been next to a port lately, or just strolled down a beach and stared off vacantly into the horizon, you might have, perhaps, noticed a very interesting phenomenon: approaching ships do not just “appear” out of the horizon (like they should have if the world was flat), but rather emerge from beneath the sea.

But – you say – ships do not submerge and rise up again as they approach our view (except in “Pirates of the Caribbean”, but we are hereby assuming that was a fictitious movie). The reason ships appear as if they “emerge from the waves” is because the world is not flat: it’s round.

Imagine an ant walking along the surface of an orange, into your field of view. If you look at the orange “head on”, you will see the ant’s body slowly rising up from the “horizon”, because of the curvature of the Orange. If you would do that experiment with a long road, the effect would have changed: The ant would have slowly ‘materialized’ into

this is a horrible way to prove roundness or flatness. at such distances and over water you get lots of air layers that throw light in all directions. up down, left right. you usually have flying ships before they would appear and shit

>If you’ve been next to a port lately, or just strolled down a beach and stared off vacantly into the horizon, you might have, perhaps, noticed a very interesting phenomenon: approaching ships do not just “appear” out of the horizon (like they should have if the world was flat), but rather emerge from beneath the sea.
The fact that ships don't appear to do this is further proof that the earth is flat

I do

Don't forget your tinfoil hat.

Don't feed the retards just because they never did basic science experiments in the 3rd grade doesn't mean they deserve your time of day

If the earth is flat then what's on the other side? Why don't we fall? How do the tides work? I have so many questions.

why doesn't the water in the ocean empty out?

It's not, faggot

I had that in mind but I just can't resist them.

If you stick a stick in the ground, it will produce a shadow. The shadow moves as time passes (which is the principle for ancient Shadow Clocks). If the world had been flat, then two sticks in different locations would produce the same shadow.

How deep does it go before we break through to the other side?

Sorry I'm not retarded so no

Who says it doesn't?

the water level. it's clearly filling up

Actual fucking retard found.

>He thinks there is gravity in space
Umm because the round earth has more mass than the nothingness of space.
A hurr durr pater.

Occam's razor
A flat earth requires more assumptions that every government on the planet and every image of space is lying to you

This doesn't happen. I live in Puerto Rico and I can confirm that at times it looks like boats are floating in the horizon. It is just light forming illusions.

if the world is flat. why can't i see new york or any other skyscrapers with my telescope? i don't see any obstacles in the way either

>no obstacles in the way
Sure thing shill

you did not answer the question. you failed

Shut the fuck up you hillbilly twat, go fuck you sister for the second time today. And don't forget; Bigfoot is still out there and the boogeyman is hiding in your kids' closets.

Probably the best argument I've seen so far.

No you dumb cunt it's a fucking

>Occam's Razor
>Best argument

Are you fucking dumb? Occam's Razor only counts theoretical amounts.

Too bad they come back into view when you zoom in.
How does a camera zoom around the curve anyways?

For the earth to be flat, you have to assume every goverment on earth is lying to you, every person that has gone to space is lying to you, every sattelite image is lying to you, and they've successfully been doing this since the 50's

Yeah.
And we all know that people and governments are perfectly honest.

I mean, you don't really think people would lie do you?
Who does that? No one that's who.

nigger that's a fuckload of people that are lying to you, possibly millions
you have to have a mental disorder to even conceive of the earth being flat

you can clearly see the water running off the edge of the earth

can confirm, earth is totally a fucking