South African thread

South African thread.

Durbanite here

I moved away from south Africa 5 years ago and I don't miss it to be honest
Ushaka was pretty cool I guess

It's full of blacks now. Every time I go there, half of KwaMashu rocks up. So many fucking coons

Capetonian here, eating a gatsby tonight. What the fuck is up mates.

Jo'burg checking in

Pretoria rat here. great to see some fellow SA fags

I'm just smoking shitty Moses weed

natal here

What shall we talk about, okes?

Fuck knows. how shit our fucking internet is? that i have to wait 2min for a shitty 5sec webm to buffer

I can't even use snapchat

Fuck china, our uncapped internet is capped

YO
ZEF NIGGA
GQOM, GHETTO, I HAVE AIDS AND ALSO 2 SONS AND 3 DAUGHTERS AND ALL OF THEM HAVE AIDS TOO.

I heard weed is on trial at the moment

stfu nig nog

What do you mean?

Like for legalizing weed in South Africa

When u nod your head yes but you wanna say no CAUSE YOU IN MY ZEF ZONE NIGHA FOK JULLE NAAIERS

Long time coming. ANC will legalize anything to hold onto whatever little votes it has left.

Nigger

Waste

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good job
im from another thread

nah mate. These fucking okes will never legalize it. They cant keep people from growing it on their own. people growing their own shit = no tax. Shit money hungry country

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fucking wasted nigger

Hello my beautiful friend

Is Durban poison actually from there? I live all the way in Washington and one of my favorite strains I've come across the past two years is Durban poison so I have my curioisitys about it

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nice hexes

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South Africa is literally the most pathetic country in the world.

Huge get in a shit thread

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Hello, little guy! It's the sweetie man coming!

I'm still gonna smoke it

NIGGER GET

I've never had the liberty to smoke it bit yeah it does

Its in the name


Apologies, gents.

Fuck off and die

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wow

>Fuck off and die

He'd have an easier time doing that if he were in South Africa

If you can get Swazi, that shit is amazing

>Fuck off and die

nigger detected

Ew

Rhodesian here. How are you my friends?

use human language nigger

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And yes I realized it was in the name but sometimes(most the time) strain names are just made up bullshit to be a selling point. I love how different it is than stuff we grow here. I love the spicey earthy taste you get from that envoroment. Second favorite is afghani goo, the strains both taste forein to me yet no the remind me of the other

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Jozi fag reporting in.

>Came for the get and staying for the shitty weed convo

Why are none of us out doing something tonight?

Clubbing is expensive as fuck

Keg & Filly was full

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Kaapenaar checking in

I don't socialise with niggers that's why.

What's up my nignog? How is life m8?

Witnessed

Question for all South Africans here, please answer honestly. How many of you are black?

Just trying to gauge how many blacks actually have internet access in south africa?

not a nigger

Internet access is too generous a phrase for telkom

I think more black people have access to cellphones (not necessarily ones that can connect to the net) than running water

>whitey reporting in

witnessed the mighty KRAKEN

Probably. Not that we particularly give a shit though. Enjoy not being able to live peacefully with Muslims

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China, we haven't given a shit for 100 years, and we're not about to start now.

Curious - How fucked is your country? In the us media it's portrayed as a terrible country in certain parts (high crime, high AIDS) but with great golf spots.

Anyone going to oppi?

Pretorian here and white as snow

Cape Town here not a nigger

>Internet access is too generous a phrase for telkom
explain?

damn son

>durban weed is spicy
Why am I not fucking surprised

Because i don't want to get raped by a coolie mate

Question to all white south africans,

Are you aware of the hatred all other white nations have against you?

Really not that bad. The same as the US, really.

Our internet is shit. Really, its fucking disgusting. We buy uncapped internet, but there is a cap on it

Most people are between 2Mbps and 10Mbps select neighbourhoods have fibre where it might have a 1Gbps fibre line but not ISP provides it only 100Mbps

Can't hear you over all this political power we have. Try to speak up

Telkom is our largest supplier of landlines and Internet connections, and much like most of our service delivery services, it's shit.

Wrong flag, faggot.

i am white non sa and i like white south africans or namibians, i also think they have a kickass rugby national team

My poes toe gelag XD

>Kobus plz

This

Time to leave the past

Ek is fokken lief vir jou!

is the DA going to win any new areas?

>>Eastern Capian reporting in!! Moving to Western Capia next year! Eastern cape is so kak compared to WC

>88
Checked hitler's dubs

Moffie

My gf just took a trip to SA and fell in love with it. She wishes she lived there. My personal take is that its got some nice places/low prices (so good vacation spot) but would be a shit country to live in. Am i right, or do you fags love it there?

WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE AFRIKAANS SINGER AND WHY IS IT Bobby van Jaarsveld !?

White and proud!!! Also racist btw