Which team did you choose?

Which team did you choose?

Blue because the other two's descriptions sounded absolutely autistic.

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Instinct.

Red because of fedora wearing fuckfaces like the faglord above me.

valor because i like red

team valor master race reporting in.

This dude

"Pokemon are so deep, we believe in being cool and calm and using our superior intellect" *Tips fedora*

Team not autistic.
So I don't play this shit.

Instinct because it seems to be the least joined team. They all sounded pretty fucking autistic, so I wouldn't feel too proud about whatever decision you made.

instinct because zapdos is easily one of the best pokemon in the game

Valor Master Race reporting in.

such a badass. mind you don't cut yourself on your edginess

good try man, but your on Sup Forums

Mystic because I had a holographic Articuno when I was a kid, shit was cash.

And they call us Valor peoples savages...

Instinct, because most of people in my area belongs to other teams, and I like to have many enemies.

Valid reasoning

ussr team

lvl 14... no team yet. one of you faggots convince me

This

I chose mystic, because it's for faggots!

Edgelord

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Thanks

Mystic cuz articuno was the first legendary bird I caught in firered

Valor.

They wouldn't let me use my other usernames, but took that one.

I'm glad an autist like yourself isn't on valor.

One of my mates is in Mystic, the other's in Instinct so I got Valor

>didn't pick red or blue like every other hive mind fuck

Underrated post

m'chancey

Sorry op, but in my country (3rd world) we do not have go pokemon

>Mystic
>Autist
Pick one. Valor is fuck all retarded, especially in this town.

Instinct

Everyone in my squadron decided on this one

>did it to have many enemies
Oh the edges

Mad cuz you have no gyms. Git gud

team bleuphoric

At first, I had no gyms. But with that defender bonus, I was able to purchase 3 backpack upgrades and 4 egg incubators.

Thank you for this comment.

>implying I'm that poster
So having lots of competition makes you edgy, that's a logical conclusion you got there.

Teal

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team "i don't like the idea of multiple teams, rivalry, and competition."

Gay

Rocket.

If I ever see anyone playing this game, I'm gonna sweep the leg, step on the throat, and take the phone.

fags

sure thing I'll be the first to remind you about your quest when you leave your mom's basement sir edgelord

whoa there son, you might cut yourselves on those edges.

TEAM MYSTIC IS BEST

Bullshit you are Billy Badass.

I can here your scrotums tightening from here, ladies.

I chose #TeamHeavy

was that a real insult Fedora de Edelord?

Red because the Moltres logo looked the coolest

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Actually, it was an implication that the reason you replied to that comment was because you personally felt threatened.

I understand that you need a little help to comprehend things sometimes.

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Pokemon 2000 was the best movie of all time and Hooh's a bitch!

I have never in my life seen so much edge coming from a basement-dweller.

team "icebergers syndrome" mystic

no the reason I replied to your comment was because you feel the need to post in a thread like a 14 year-old edgelord saying that you would sweep their legs
>implying you could
and steal their phones
>im sure mommy will make you return it
calling yourself team rocket.

when in reality you're just gonna stay sit here browsing Sup Forums and keep on rambling cause you just don't want to move your fat fedora ass to play the game.

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do you know r/iamverysmart ?

See the shitty part is that proving you wrong requires me to give up my anonymity. Meanwhile, I can just leave and continue drinking and in a day, neither of us will remember this.

>implying Trump wouldn't be Valor
You dun goofed, you dingus.

Instinct

Backed against the wall you chucked out. Blow it out your ass Edgelord. Go finish of your tendies.

k team rocket XD im so kewl and egy

autism

but i do remember that movie

check'd.
too bad you're a faggot

>not caring only for the destruction of everyone else
>not making yo pokemon hyper jacked
>being a hippy

im sure we can at-least agree on 1 thing. shillery is team blue.

Fucking whatever about the teams. I am level 9 and got my lucky egg. I have about 12 asorted pokemon I could evolve right now and an egg that is relatively close to hatching. Should I go ahead and use the lucky egg and evolve all the pokemon and hatch my egg?

Blue like 60% of my town

>messing up this bad

My town was pretty split between red and blue owning the gyms in my town. But when I went out today I saw a good amount of yellow gyms. What the fuck is going on here.

InstinctOrExtinct

Rocket. Basically I just steal your phone's when you aren't looking.

Get over in that corner with the other edgy Basement-dweller

I went instinct because Zapdos is my favorite birb, and because theres not many yellows around here. Theres a shit ton of reds and blues, and joining one of those teams I'm likely to have less competition and thus less fun.

So I went yellow and so did a few of my friends. We're having quite a bit of fun just going out and getting exercise and stuff.

Edgy? I steal phones and resell them on Craig's list. It's not my fault 90% of them have pokemon go on them now. I just answered honestly

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>nigger detected

Sure thing kid. Pics or you're just an Edgelord.

If you know what team rocket is, you're not a hard ass. Fuck off.

>tfw fucking Alberto Barbosa gets to play before me

Valor because I chose the color red

Fool you don't need to be a hard ass to steal an idiots phone. Quit acting like its some hard thug life. I hope you mad cus I got you too at some point prior to this game.

Does anyone know why my guy doesn't move around at all? Everytime I start the app up and start walking, he'll go a few feet and then just not move again. I've gone into settings and turned the GPS to high and I've gone into developer mode to turn off mock locations. Still happening. And its not a can't find GPS signal, the red banner up top isn't appearing. My guy just won't ever walk further than like ten steps.

Or does anyone think its just the servers being shit? I just downloaded it a few hours ago and went out when my battery was done charging. I walked a lil' over an hour and it crashed four times, so.....

Any help?

what do you mean? why cant you play?

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>still thinks he isnt a nigger
How is it being on the lowest rung of the ladder? Kek
>i steal phones
>doesnt realize the majority of people just shrug and go buy a new one

Team instinct cause illuminati

>mystic
>autistic

it even rhymes

shut up Ian

>team libtard
>team sjw
>team socialism

no fucking thanks