Apothecary Pave'el, I'm Coronet of England

Apothecary Pave'el, I'm Coronet of England

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If I take your hornskull off, will you die?

Mayhaps he thinkest why a sire shouldest smite a vagabond afore casting him from a steed?

Lot of loyalty for a hired sword.

We found him in the company of several uncouth fellows

Thy pain would not be a mere amusement

If i removest thou helm wilt thou perish?

Thou art a knight of great stature.

Quickly, everyone post fresh CIA.

Or perhaps, he is wondering why someone would stab a man before throwing him off the castle.

inasmuch as thou

What be thy design?

Crashing this carriage with nary a survivor.

PERHAPS THY DOTH PONDERS WHY THOU WOULD BEHEAD A MAN BEFORE EJECTING HIM FROM ONES SIEGE ENGINE

The consequences would prove devilish

>The report I hath filed with the royal court of his majesty, lists I, my knights, Apothecary Pave'el over yon', yet only a single person of thine company of rogues. The first knave who speaketh shall stay upon mine horse.

FOR THOU

Huzzah! Thou got thyself trapped! As time flieth, may I ask what is thy upcoming act of thour strategic maneuver?

Does anyone have the rohan version? With the big horse in the background?

>They art lansquenets, they worketh for the helmetta man
>Baneth?
>aye

IM FINNA DROP THIS MUFFUGA PLANE WIT ALL U MUFFUGGIN NIGGAAS SHIEEEETT

Why would a man garrote his liege, 'fore hoisting him from the rampart?

PITHER CONFESS THY KNOWLEDGE OF THE SCOUNDRAL KNOWN AS BANE

Thwarting the stability of this contraption, with the deaths of all aboard as my goal

OBLITERATING THIS FORTRESS

He doth naught soar so proficiently.

That act is vain, as this engine is under mine guard!

Haste not, brother. A soul amongst us must remain behind, pursuant to the expectations of our adversaries.

Uhhh, neither squire nor liege can keep in your company.

Was thine act of facing capture part of thy scheme?

Has't we ignited this kindling?

Hath we ignited the flame?

Indeed, the blaze is advancing.

Have we begun the inferno?

WITH NARY A SOUL LEFT ALIVE!

Come now good apothecary, now isnt the time for fear, that cometh user

Indeed! The conflagration ascends!

>36 posts
>15 ips

ouch

Verily, I sayest of not!

Youre a big Knight

mainly op i assume, to keep his shit thread alive becasue he spent so much time on his picture

For thine

i fucking hate this place

Why art thou not ensconscing in memeriety?

Someone receiveth ye flaming nappers out of hither.

for ye

tell thine, why dost thou comment, are you a fearsome fellow?

YOURE A FEARSOME FELLOW

My sides have been jousted

Currently is nay the time for trepidation, physician.

The lonely samefaggotry here is palpable.
This is your Friday night.

I don't get how niggers can't count. That would mean people are making about 2 posts each.

Nurse, this one appears to have contracted a fever.

Take him to the apothecary, posthaste!

...

i have 7 friends with me in the room and we take turns posting

If I was to remove thy countenance, wouldst thou perish?

They're not your friends

I'm a conjoined triplet

Do you jack each other off after each post?

Just curious.

>getting to bring friends
Lucky you.

I have people doing that as well, but they're not my friends.

Suicide is painless, OP.

Is thou pondering if thine is of thee queerest of nature? The apocarathy doesnt like to the feeblest of knights and am hardly a stout fellow

worry not thine frail constitution. No barter will be made for them.

Jesus christ this thread! BUT iys hilarious and im actually laffing my ass off because iys like that medievel times scene in The Cable Guy!

youtu.be/TdPu6sQ9l4g

For thou.

>27 posters
>64 replies
You must be so terribly lonely, OP.

This film was fucking awesome saw it the otherday

I rest alone in a cold cabin,
A sarcophagus built of stone agate

Hang yourself in it.

Remindeth me to apprise me knaves, to retain flaming nappers hither.

Have we burned the faggots?

FOR THEE!

Just let this meme die for the love of God

You faggots are killing any new meme by flooding it with this tired shit

>You faggots are killing any new meme
Good. hothead

If I removeth thine guise wilst thou perish verily?

>implying every new meme isn't run into the fucking ground by underage teenagers

It's yours too, faggot, I can't decide who's more pathetic, meme-addicted Baneposters or sad fucks like you who get so triggered by it you have to comment.

Verily indeed, for thou.

Haven't you learned yet? Memes are all terrible. Memes are cancer. We must post until all memes are annihilated by fatigue.

fuck the redditors, I thought it was funny op

first one to talketh is did allow to stayeth on mine own f'rtess

No Knight pertubed whom I wast before I donned me helmet.

Forsooth, thou art the incarnate of Priapus.

Oh god im dying this threadvis fucking hilarity incarnate

>Aidan Gillen plays Goosefat Bill in the upcoming Lancelot film
>Bill
>Bill Wilson
BRAVO!
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