Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life has blessed this thread.
FIRST FOR TOTAL CHAOS
Fuck you
Turkey civil war when?
Onodera claimed.
Cancer Faggot claims chara as always
probably around thanksgiving
Whoops
This seems like a bad nickname for you
If you say so~
Well I'm going for my ride now, see ya /waifu/
Any other suggestions friend?
rem, best waifu
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
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THIS THREAD IS NOW A TURKEY GENERAL THREAD.
>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed
I studied HACCP, which is the kitchen hygiene code. A bit of chemistry, Hydrocarbons, alkaloids and stuff, just basics. Proteins, carbos, fats, minerals, vitamins. Food diseases, such as bacteria/viruses, and environmental problems that can cause diseases.
Lots of stuff.
About the actual work, you learn everything just by working. And without a diploma, I can't even clean the streets.
Basically school teaches you 90% theory and 10% actual work. You learn nothing about working.
Instead, I helped my brother from time to time, when he used to work in a restaurant, and learnt more things about work with that than school.
Anyway, I already finished, did finals last month.
Awh...
rem & ruri
Claimed
You and me both, i could see a pretty sick fight scene happening with lots of spins and flips
Best nichi girl
Hello mami
Dayum son
>valley girl
Idk, hungry chara?
Lots of your pics involve food.
Someone could think of one better. You just should be calling yourself a faggot so often.
Best sword.
I embrace death
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Inaba claimed
Hi everyone!
Just woke up from my napperton
Starting Stream Now God eater episode 1
yayyayyy
got a little lewd today.
rabb.it
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Just need Sayaka and Madoka in thread now.
I would suggest working in a kitchen with no safety net. Somewhere that is very simple but very busy. I made the mistake of starting in an easy place and it taught me nothing. Got my ass kicked when I tried to go into a higher market, but I learned more in a month than my previous 2 years.
Rory-sama claimed
hai
>Charados
Chara
Dos
@u@
hi sachissssssssssssssssssssssss
>Trips checked
>Lewds
Wew laddie
arahC
I am become death
Is it about that time? I cant quite yet, i got this new pc setup im about to build, gimme a month or so
I'll start to send curriculums around from September. Hoping I manage to find a job.
Not american.
I understand perfectly Rory. You actually told me something about your cooking culture/experiences some time ago.
Thanks a lot for the tip anyway, I was actually thinking like you did.
Fun fact, I've been spending some nights to the bar near my place, and I discovered that the barman worked as a cook for 30 years. I learnt a shit ton of things thanks to him.
There ya go!
Hmm I'll probably get a quick retailer job since the ac business slows down when summer ends
Heyyyy, that's pretty good! Thanks chum
The coup has failed. Shit.
No, it's your time of the month
>pic related
How? What happened? Weren't they firing on the parliament buildijg
The usual as always.
Wait you are my chara right?
How does that work if i dont even have a vagoo? Im pretty concerned now
Unless I'll manage to find a steady job, I'll probably search for seasonal contracts. Which is what most wannabe cooks do now, not because everyone do it, but because that's how restaurants asks for employees now, at least here.
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>see this post but not the post before it
>predict that user is upset because I stole first post
I am God.
I am literally Deus Ex Machina.
Good claim.
Your chara? I just joined these threads today, if that clears anything up
Can I exchange quads for happiness
The Waifu Machine commends you on your digits.
Damn that sucks, hopefully things turn out well
Probably not.
Have this.
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>busty girl with black twintails
2/10
It's all internal. I wouldn't worry about it~
Oh ya, i forgot to ask your sexual orientation
Various commanders and generals were loyal to the government, some members of the army related to the coup turned themselves in, and there were Turks recovering the public TV for the gov.
Fuck, I wanted some action!
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Str8 m8, I just call myself a faggot bc I know other people will =)
Don't think it will happen anytime soon.
But my hopes are still up~
Just the pic itself. Noire has barely a C to be fair.
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Then you are not, i thought you were the chara i talk to. Well enjoy the thread then friendo
Its not though, it leaks everywhere just like the pic. Im having guests over soon, i cant have blood all over my chair and carpet
Best mid
Fucking dammit, they just need to hold the airport and Erdomeme either crashes or has to surrender.
Other chara is trans and your waifu is sexually ambiguous.
Why i ask.
Free bleeding is becoming really popular.
Stand free, stand proud
Stay faithful my friend
>lewds
Wew laddie~
Sorry for the mixup, and thanks
Can't expect Turks to do anything right
still better than a loli
I'll surely do~
>Lewds
That's semi-lewd for me c;
Queer ~
>yuuko
Ah I see, well I do enjoy some XX chromosomes tbh, and yea I know character is androgynous, but it's fun to fantasize, eh? That's what waifus are all about, after all =]
Apparently only when im playing her.
I had 3 matches today were i didn't get mid but the midlaner picked Syndra.
None of them won and 2 of them were playing vs melee characters.
Here. Have some basic twintails.
And yeah. Barmen usually do spend time in a kitchen. Good to see you ha e such a long serving cook to learn from. As far as my experience goes, its really only 10 years total in kitchens, including cleaning. And HACCP certification is pretty much held as a standard. I dont follow it because the place is too small for it to have any real effect.
Reguardless, I still like~
Goddammit roaches get your shit together! I want this shit to last.
Nice! I'll stop by late though. Don't lend the remote to Shiro
Heck yes. We should pool in some resources or draw him and Huey scrapping, also with Riley and maybe more. Mugen ain't no nobody
Tristana claimed
I have a pic with you, I can probably say best black twintails.
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Yeah he's a cool guy, always liked to talk to him.
Glad to have an experienced cook here c:
To be honest, I never saw a restaurant STRICTLY following HACCP's rules. But they follow it for the 80-90% of it.
Glad to know~
Need I say more
Eheh~
Now if you'll excuse me.. I got some.. reserch to do..
Why won't nobody nuke them? Retake Constantinople whole or in pieces. Better than in roaches' hands.
The Turkish Army probably shat their pants when they heard the US supported the government.
I thought it only lasted like a week before everyone knew it was a joke. I think its time to go to my nearest starbucks and just make a disgusting mess
Na its cool, it happens sometimes. What brings you here?
>Tfw you queue for top and mid and get jungle, not like this
Were they just scared of putting pressure on them?
That would be hype, Huey and him have similar fighting styles of being mobile and unpredictable, would be good. Na, hes THE nobody
claiming best girl here
I'm back from my nap, don't think I'll sleep for the rest of the night, two and a half hours is good enough.
Yeah shiro is banned from remote. Although he did finally pic out some good shit today.
Currently watching Elfen Lied. Come watch some gore PPL
Hola chum
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Already back here? I recommend 'TRUE RIDE'
>"Yes, I'd like to order a double Yuri with extra boner, thanks"
Shiro
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>yuuko
>lets save mana and not punish the midlaner whenever he comes for farm.
>lets just back off and let him farm instead
How the fuck do you fall 30cs behind a yasuo and akali as Syndra?
Thankfully i can also play top/jungle so it worked out in the end.
Hahah I'll keep that in mind
Hello Yuuko, still doing BLM stuff?
By being a bad ranged mage. By not realising that your main poke ignores the wind wall.
How couldn't I not come back when you were waiting~?
This triggers me.
OH NO
It's all about Turkey now!
Boredom and stupidity =P
And a fascination for a fictional psychopathic child, ofc
cancer
A single nuke can cause an entire breakout; it'll be the green light to mass hysteria and arms race. While handling the situation quickly is needed, the method is oddly knotty
I really have to watch Samurai Champloo since I've no idea what that meant
I may have some ideas if I receive control again, but again, I'll be on later. Thinking around the lines of Better Call Saul or Wentworth
Tsuyu Asui
The holy quintet did happened some days ago.
FROGGY!!!
where you've been hmm?
This nigga just posted a 4meg thumbnail.
That's the best I ever read, for now.
Megami has a great artstyle tho.
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But you gave me nothing to wait for, apart from you~
Is it you~?