She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

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Ask her to crush my head so I can die

Lick her butthole for an hour

Start to think about becoming her bitch

that is some weird muscle tone

what if during child birth she did that as the baby was being pulled out

How would you serve her?

That's how I want to die

Strength is never a weakness

Death by snoo snoo

he never said it was, he's just making the valid point that her muscle tone looks retarded

I would say in a VERY loud, serious and formal tone: "NO. I DO NOT KNOW YOU. GET AWAY FROM ME." If she approached, I'd likely draw my concealed carry p226 in .40, and point it at her torso - with the warning "IF YOU COME CLOSER I WILL SHOOT". If she comes closer, fire a triple-tap, and call 911.

Move on to this chick.

Retardation however is.

she's likely a lesbian homosexual. don't worry m8s, she won't be hitting on any of you. ever.

Because she trains for strength and not looks, you weak faggot. You see many bikini body building competitors with tris or quads that big, or popping watermelons?

Look at her fucking forearms compared to her thighs

i'd do it.. fuck i'd let her move some furniture and appliances and shit around for me too.

She won't want anything you have to offer, pal.

thats not functional faggot

Im fucking ripped bro, Ive tracked your IP and if I ever see you in real life, Ill pop your head like that you little bitch

dude she's so hot and healthy. i'd be so into it lol. i could even be the little spoon

beat her over the head with my club and drag her back to my cave?

i'm an orc btw

I know 2 things for certain. Both the woman in OP's pic, and I can kick all of your asses.

why are you all so weak and fat? don't any of you go to the gym to gain muscle mass?

I would let her fuck my asshole with her most likely massive cock sized clit

gb2/fit double nigger newfag scum

we've enough actual fags here, no need for closet fags like you scrutinizing other mens bodies so you can give "fitness tips" gtfo

I kind of would like to be choked out by a girl with legs like that.

I approve of what you said and I find it humorous.

Kek

Sauce??

honestly run I dont think she would take no for an answer

>implying that's an impressive show of force

Well, honestly speaking, I'd probably be a nervous wreck, but if I could manage to not embarrass myself, I'd flirt back and see what happens.

Perhaps not functional, but strong af, probably a +1200lb total, based on proportions and looking at her from one angle.

As for you, you cheesedick scrublord, I pray to Coan that you find me someday. But you won't.

What the fuck is wrong with her arms?

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Strempf, bruh

ask her if she wants to lift with me

if wrong gym, tell her to sign up for my gym, have a conversation see where it goes

would totally fuck the shit out of her

i bet shes more fun than newfags like op

Fight her, take her melon, eat melon

Regret being married, continue to flirt with her knowing it won't go anywhere.

>guaranteed replies

ORLY? I'd turn 900 degrees and moonwalk away. Like a bause.

No u

death by snu snu

Obviously she doesn't know what flexors or are

I'd put my cock between her thighs and blow a load like a firehose.

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shiiiiiiiiiiit I'm llike Sampson. The strenf is in muh hurr.

Fuck off, Nigger.

*teleports behind her*

Need hooge tris for bench, not flexors, though it helps. I'm pretty sure she knows what she needs for her sport better than you, sport.

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>+1200lb total

Honestly DYEL?

>Kill her.
>Fuck her corpse.
> Cut up body parts.
> Place them around the country. Post cords on Sup Forums for Sup Forumstards to find.

She just popped a watermelon , i`would say that is a function.

she's cute af

lmao face looks like it's been shooped

please sauce

dat ass

Yeah, I carry a 1600lb total. I've lifted a weight or two in my time. Fun stuff, wish I didn't have a career, I'd love to take a run at 2000. Unlucky genes.

Well, I'd turn 13300 degrees and die. Beat that.

Any afternoon at any CF box.

Prepare my anus for a severe clitoral pounding.

Suck on her clit & hope it doesnt ejaculate in my mouth or that wud be a feminine penis

take her to the farmers market

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I could watch that. Like literally just stare in awe. The weak should fear the strong.

>feminine penis
:3

I wasn't using my skull anyway.

Run legs, earn mutual respect, maybe find training partner with benefits.

what is cf?

so far I don't like most of the people ITT.

thread rating so far? 2/10 :/

The only answer

ask her to sit on my face because shes pretty hot and if her vagina isnt weirdly muscular, it'd be 100% worth it

Your life rating: -1/10

Sorry ma'am, please don't be cross with me.

Would do sex with her.

fuck it. dat cunt got duh kung-fu grip. won't let go till she preggo.

>what is cf?
crossfit

What do?
Whatever the fuck she tells me to

it's called getting in shape and not being FAT, you American SWINE.

I'm off to cf right now. time for more cardio and muscle mass.

i would ask her to wife me

sure you are

this is suspicious

Not really her fault, all she did was fumble a lift, kind of a bad layout for the gym to have. They should have something to stop rolling bars before the window.

This guy gets it.

that's shooped. you can't slide up a grade, on ice.

stupid.

fuck and let her fuck

>Tells American SWINE not to be fat
Says she is leaving to go do American invented fitness fad

She didn't just fumble a lift, she was lifting beyond her capacity. Being an idiot should be either painful or costly. Hopefully lessons will be learned and remembered. That said, I do agree about the gym's layout being poorly planned.

That was a perfectly good watermelon

Crotch wrestle her and the first one to give up gets fucked in the asshole

why are you gay homosexuals always so jealous? and so sensitive? you THRIVE on drama.

underrated post

Look away Kunta kinte

Flirt back

This right here.

You don't do block lifts to fuck them up this bad. This was a failed Instagram lift, unfortunately the hallmark of crossfit.

im here for you

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>drama
More like pointing out piss poor troll attempt.

Hold me.