Mom found the cum engine in the back of the closet

>mom found the cum engine in the back of the closet

is it next to le cinema falcon's cage?

...

The what?

>gf found the cunny folder

>grandma found my shitjug

>mom found the feces pillow

>sister found the loli Criterion collection

>mom found blacked in my internet history

>mom found my mother/son incest foot worship folder

> priest found the failed homunculi

>fredposter found the frogpost

>wife's son found my miniature cuck cum dungeon

>mom got mad I used the cum engine instead of her again

>priest found the bible

>mom found the memes on the Sup Forums

>mummy found my secret stash of easter sweets

>Dad found the twenty pringles cans full of shit I had in my closet about two months ago
>Heard him crying through the vent downstairs afterward

Should have stayed out of my fucking room you normie faggot.

>son in law found the poopy self-contained underwater breathing apparatus

i pick my nose alot and i have alot of empty water bottles around my desk so if i dont feel like getting up to throw my boogies away i put them in the bottles

i call them my boogie bottles

Easter was like 2 months ago you disgusting blob

>dad found the booger automobile

but i didn't eat all my sweets at once

what about your molded nuggy stash

dumb frogposting redditor faggots

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I'm going to make the prey suffer extra long tonight because you called me that. This one is on you.

Jokes aside
>dad found the scratches in the car
>mom found the pack of cigs
>gf found suspicious message

kek

>Dog smelled the cum on his back and started eating it before I could wipe it off and now he acts like a fag

lmao nice

>tfw no cum fag dog engine bf

Can you please stop cumming on the dog?

God, I sound like my mother.

>CUSTODIAN FOUND THE PRECUM TORPEDO

>dad found the cum-filled infant carcass under my bed
>threatened to ground me if he found another one
>tfw I have a stash of about 20 in the shed out back

>at beach with a friend
>talk about girls
>"How about her she's hot"
>"Isn't she a little too young for me?"
>"... I meant the tall one"
Thanks Sup Forums

>not going after the young one
spotted the fag

>reddit found Sup Forums

>Ask EMT friend if he wants to go to Thailand one day so we can bang some hookers.
>He says ''yeah!''
>I then tell him there's nothing better than hot teenage asian meat
>He then smiles and says ''oh yeah''.

>2nd cousin found the anime attic

ouch


dump please

>Dick found the Kim Possible r34 USB

enjoy your aids

I like you
True story: Exgf found the Chl*e folder

>Cat found the fat furry porn folder

>she found someone else