Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Other urls found in this thread:
live-for.pw
youtube.com
spiceandwolf.wikia.com
rabb.it
twitter.com
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It's an anime. everything is always more drawn out than it should be.
Madoka, Claimed.
The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life has arrived to bless this thread.
arahC claiming chara
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
Claimed.
How's everyone going?
Ooo! What con?
AYYYYYYYO!
Fantabulous, you?
wew hu wew
How exactly do you stab a skeleton?
oh boy i hope i get gets
Claimed, be back after a shower
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i need a 6-7.
i'm running Window's XP on an Inspron 9300 from 2003.
Why are all of your filenames hilarious
once and far all
Akane Owari claimed
alright FAGGOTS. kitty cream here.
never say i dont deliver. fucking tribute has been done. gasai, fuck you. hope you enjoy.
i am now the king of /waifu/
Carefully
Realms Con, Corpus Christi TX.
i'm a regular there as a TF2 Soldier.
The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life is impressed.
Is your cum actually pink, or did it just mix with the pink of the paper, user?
(Chara)
Ah, sorry to get you confused. Well, welcome. How are you?
(Shiro)
Qt
What's up?
(Mugen)
Nothing too important, just tired of building shitty plastic chairs and I got called in to work tomorrow. What have you been up to?
Yui I missed you and your neetness
Took you long enough boy
>Corpus Christi
Hot diggity damn! I have Afest next month here in Dallas
You call that a cum brah
>little cum is little
It's just something i do. someone called me out for not having filenames, so i gave them filenames. simple as that
BM
Degenerates!
Degenerates all of you!
I'm great, liking the threads so far =D
Good to hear.
I'm just chilling and playing vidya right now
Never thought I'd hear that.
Anyway, how are you Renge?
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Derp
Godspeed you magnificent bastard
i told you 9 est. i did this hours ago lmao
pssh sorry if i dont have a category 5 hurricane coming out of my dick
i know what i am
wew
Please go to en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sup Forums&action=edit&oldid=729995570 and click "Save page."
Shoulda posted it sooner
Well now you have
I'm in a quiet corner of hell in which I'm skipping the MtG prerelease (which I only go to so I can dunk scrubs and win free board games) because I got called into work tomorrow. What vidya are you playing?
How's it hanging Rory?
Hey, good to hear. What corner of the world are you in? Got any hobbies? Job?
thank you thank you
No fuck you
i was thinking about coming on at like 7, but when i got on Sup Forums i saw posts about the whole turkey thing so i ended up on Sup Forums for the next few hours. why? did i miss something here?
;^)
Woah there hol up Sachi I almost missed that post
You don't get by just lurking
been a 6 year Veteran attending this Con,i'm saving $500 so far this year.
Splurging on Madoka Magica junk if i find anything good.
Claimed.
I want to play League for some ungodly reason
I live in a tiny place called texas, I like to play games such as the binding of isaac (muh fave), and I'm a student, I want to become a psychologist
wew wew
so why did you tribute Tsundere~chan's waifu? :^)
i am the master of lurking
New Teen girls board
He did it! The absolute madman!
And now I do
2nd best Chara continues to be 2nd best
delete this
We were talking about the turkey thing too
Dayum, I HAD $300 but mother ganked me $200 and the rest I used on food and shit. The con is right after my birthday so I will get a nice amount of birthday money to go nuts
Hey Rory, where did you get your patch from? I want to get one.
>He plays MtG
What a fucking nerd. Everyone laugh at him.
>What vidya are you playing?
Isn't it obvious?
O jeezus
wew wew (no)
Isaac's some good shit, I have way too many hours logged in that. You and half the other posters on here, apparently. Galko, Shinoa, one of the Tomokos, and I think a couple others. No idea why everyone is in Texas.
I would join you but I don't even know what server you're on.
Hey Fran, how's it been?
Honestly I'm used to it by this point in life. And no, otherwise I wouldn't have asked.
Kyouko please delete the thread
he egged me to do it so i did. i do this shit all the time. i mentioned it here yesterday and he egged me to do his, so i did lmao
i always deliver fran
fair enough. i hopped on at 7 pm for the sole purpose of posting it here, because i didnt want to wait to see your reactions but i got caught up with the whole turkey thing. and wouldnt it be better if i posted it when i did since you were all busy? or was it because there were more people on??
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goal is +$750.
i don't plan to spend it all, it is my saving's account, and there are a crap-ton of things i need to replace.
Ama claim
Why are there 2 frans 2 chandras 50 tomokos 50 megumean. Wtf happened to Rules pp.
l 2nd chandra change your shit.
I wish there were more interesting anime characters
most of them are tropes or shit
i'll post what i want
Oh, you play MtG? So do I
I'm good
Seems you do
It's Hearthstone, come on Renge, it's all I play.
Bc it's fuckin big
>and way too hot
kek nice
78 cent megumeme
Its about the usual
Gotcha, luckly Im a spoiled neet so I dont need to worry about anything for the time being
hey sexy
you know it :^)
alrighty well, im here now
oh, and blake claimed
We've been over this Fran
But I can't go to prerelease tonight because I got called into work tomorrow and I'm goddamn salty
Oh right
I forgot that you're a humongous faggot :^)
Oh, don't worry, it's just as hot here.
DM!
Akiko claimed
A beautiful waifu, fun games with friends, all victories and my very own pentakill
What moar can a man ask for in a night?
Claimed, desu!
Not having work the next day
>kill me please
Good to hear that you're having a solid night, though
>ren
Where might your location be, good sir?
only neet modoka i have is a Pillow (Square, not body!)
of Mami.
Hows your friday so far?
Very good!
Holo claimed
>got 'em
Big words for someone who goes to MtG prereleases.
Seen the the new Murloc hero?
*Horo
Back from shower
Robit
Stabber
I know how it is when work is garbo. Ive just been doing a whole lot of nothing, my best friends are driving to me and spending a few days with me, i think they will be here in an hour or two
Soon i will join in on victories
What else might you deliver?
Guess I forgot
I can't either, work and DnD games. I missed a session last week and will next week since I'm going to an anime con
What champ with?
Awoooooooooooooo
Oh man full bodypillow is glorious, best sleep I ever have in my life and what batter feel there is than sleeping with waifu?
I claimed her
spiceandwolf.wikia.com
Potato potato
Tomato tomato
it's still in the plastic case, (i haden't even watched the anime yet when i bought it.)
might want to find and complete the set.
She's too pure to have her name spelled incorrectly.
I claim the thread as my waifu
Mugen. What's up?
There's a complete magi square pillow set? Thats cute
>(ホロ Horo)
I would say stop embarrassing yourself if you weren't posting anonymously.
Awoo~
I concede user. You're right
Beyond looking him up just now, I hadn't heard of him before
Hey, that sounds like a great time to me. Hope you all have fun with that!
All good man. I had to quit DnD because my schedule is just getting too busy to consistently make it. Can't say I mess with cons too much, though, never was a fan.
Georgia, little ways outside ATL.
K
Still watching Elfen Lied sluts
Vectors up in this bitch
Ooooh, yea I hear its pretty toasty there. Never been myself
Just made a account and leveled up to 20 to get him, even though I don't play Shaman, just looks good to have him I suppose.
Hey lovely~
Renge!
Maid person