Just woke up from a 11 year old coma.
I was 15 years old when I was surfing Sup Forums out on the street on my first android and black guy beat me to a pulp is what the doctors said when I woke. Now I'm 26 years old I need highlights of what I missed.
>Still a virign
>Didn't graduate because a nigger
Long story short I don't know what to do
proof
Yeeh, well tbh you didnt miss much
I just got home
Show us that hospital wristband. Proof
I took it off and while I was being drived home from Kaiser
well you must have some kind of paperwork they gave you
Enroll in eight grade, girls everywhere. Profit!
dude 9/11 happened, look it up, krazy shit
So how is it like to be an adult with the mind of a 15 year old?
sand niggers are cucking our shit
that happened in 1991 retard
I fucked your mum a few times, but she was shit, so i came on your face while you were sleeping
Lies,why would you tell Sup Forums if this really happened
He became President and legalized beating white people up to take their phone.
just join isis
Android in 2005, right.
this
>11 year old coma
>android
the bait is real
LOL
i had a HTC phone with android back then...
but i was pretty hipster.
>inb4
Op still 15yo
They came out in 08 you tard.
Didn't miss nothing. We still use Android and iPhones.
MODS
Saw this already, fuck off
With Britain exiting the EU, Italy's banks on the verge of collapse and Turkey subject to a military coup you can safely assume you have awoken in a more hostile world. I suggest propofol if you're happy going back to an ICU setting to be woken at a time of your choosing or, alternatively, a plastic carrier bag would give your parents some closure. That would be the same parents who feel like they have no idea who you may even be completely ambivalent toward your continued existence. C'mon... Stay alive and face the world for the craic...
literally switched from my nokie 365 to samsung 7
not op, but just havent cared about phones
now i love the shit out of my new phone tho
The first commercial release of Android was in 2008, dumbass.
Didn't we have this thread already?
OP's a lying sack of shit
this is now a spidey thread
summoning spidey
You arent awake yet. This is a liberal nightmare.
>on my first android
>Android version number 1.0
>Initial release date: September 23, 2008
>11 years
>11
h m m
Please go to en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Sup Forums&action=edit&oldid=729998231 and click "Save page."
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Shit i never thought of it that way
Wow, I haven't seen a thread like this is a few years.
Bravo for dusting off some old pasta.
Underage? B&? I dunno
/thread
My spidey senses are tingling as well user. I call major shenanigans
Obviously b8 but
>this
>zozzle
>if you dont reply to this post your mum will die hurr durr
>didn't graduate because a nigger
Because you're black or because of the guy that kicked the shit out of you?
I can look at boobies
both
Also, Chloe Moretz is legal now. As is marijuana.
Thrudeau 2.0 is fucking up my country
OP is still a faggot, we still hate everything and the world has gone to shit
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