Its espresso not expresso

its espresso not expresso
its et cetera not ec cetera
its regardless not irregardless

Sup Forums what are some words people say that are incorrect that you cant fuckin stand

It's faggot not OP

Ask not ax, iliterate assholes

Americans having the temerity to correct proper English as though they had invented it.
So we use different words for things, get over it, and then face the fact that as it's our language you've got them all wrong.

>Perscription

let's play spot the eurofag

fucking cant stand that one like nails on a chalkboard

Height

Not heighth.

Aloominum

Erbs, not herbs.
Gif, not jif.

jagwire

get a life

i mean what the hell is a life
and how exactly do you get one?

coupon, not cewpon

People who say 'turrent' when they mean 'turret'
I dont even know how you can make that mistake.

why do they call em peanuts theyre not peas and their not nuts

ugh

top notch shitposting, good job

oh yeah, see this ALL THE TIME in certain video games (SMNC representin'), and even when I make fun of them they never get it

It's specific not pacific.

'could of' grinds my gears

"jif" is the right pronunciation, so it's kinda hard to agree with that one.

Anyone who says "same difference" deserves to be stoned to death.

THIS ONE. UGH.

shut the fuck up

>proper english
>expresso
>ec cetera
>irregardless
congratulations, you are a fucking retard.

I say that. But only when the differences are the same, so I'm using it right.

then theres no difference!!!!

>graphical information format
>girraffical information format

Sorry, just a fact. Or perhaps you don't care about the truth?

you must be new here .. and by here i mean having any intelligence whatsoever

'kernul' instead of colonel. i mean get a brain, people, lol.
you guys are all fucking fags,

But there were differences that happened. So it's not the same, because it's different, but some things are both different. It's easy.

I think he means like "a dolphin is a mammal not a fish" and " a whale is a mammal not a fish" the difference is the same.

Talk to the creator.

I am only posting in this thread because I want to fuck Steven Yeun so hard he'd see stars.

When people say PIN number. PIN stands for personal identification number, so saying PIN number is like saying "personal identification number number."

the creator doesnt have a single say over the pronunciation, he didnt invent the words graphic, interchange, or format. if i make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich i have no right to call it "peanut butter and gelly sandwich"

same. steven is a baby boy. excited for his new films comin out?

Same with NIC card. And these are PC pros that would be saying it.

Its manicotti, not manigot
Its capicola, not gabagool
Its cavatelli, not gavadeel
Its mozzarella, not mozzarell

Well no shit, because "gelly" isn't a word. GIF is an acronym. And even if it were merely an initialism, how do you think G is pronounced?

yes you do. call that shit whatever you fucking want. it is completely within your rights.

the worse thing is it's usually when they're giving you advice. "You shouldn't of tried to rape her while her dad was home;"

no shit it's obvious now and you can't even talk properly

Especially, not eXspecially.

gurl .... theres such a thing as a hard and soft letter . dumbass.. G isnt just pronounced GEE

And what's the DEAL with airline food?

>these non fedoras be pronouncing they're their and there all the same.
>mfw

Fuck you say?

Aluminium
A-loo-min-ee-um

Nucular instead of Nuclear
February without the first "r" (Febuary)
Saying "a myriad of [somethings], when it's just myriad [somethings]

or, "taunt" instead of "taut"

sorry to break it to you, but pluto is not a planet anymore.

wait, what?

I'm not following. Doesn't matter, no need to explain.

And GIF is pronounced G-if

february does not need the first r
pronounce palm.
the r is like the l.
don't pronounce it.when you do, make sure you are around retards. because they are the only ones who do that.

Looking at a woman from this angle and saying that you can see her vagina. I've heard women do this too.

The fact you had to write jif instead of gif to make your point proves the point the the creator is not a linguist and he can go fuck himself.

G follow by I makes a hard G.

Actually, February should have both "r"s. What does pronouncing "palm" have to do with it?

It's actually Alumia. Others changed it later, and now we have 2 versions, and they are both wrong.

Also the spelling you used is mostly pronounced Al-u-min-e-um.

Yes, you pronounce the L in palm. Otherwise it would be Pom.

Right, that's what is was trying to say. As opposed to Aluminum.

You say "palm" as "pom"? Is that what you're saying here? You're admitting to being retarded?

Correct me if I am wrong.

Yes, exactly like in Giraffe!

Yes, I say Palm. What is this thing that you have about being retarded? Only the retarded pronounce their words?

I cannot stand when fucking mid westerners can't pronounce the double e sound.

Feel becomes fill

Peel becomes pill

Wheel is will

Aluminum not al-oo-min-ee-um

Or Warter [water]

/thread

This ! It's a fucking vulva you dumb fucks.

>counting on niggers to say anything right
That's your first mistake.

It's Porsche not Porsche

MILK not "melk"

Yes, we've established that. Ima fuck off out of here. I leave you with something random that I have yet to choose.

Taziki sauce. Drives me up the fucking wall. It's "tzatziki."

Actually the word IS pronounced "pom"
Same as "ahmonds"

It's mayo-naise, not maynaise

You're supposed to pronounce the 't' in often

Cal-zon-E not Calzon

not a word, but fuck you
>i could care less.
THAT MEANS THAT YOU CARE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
RRRREEEEEEEEEEE

When you ax a nigga where be Jamal, he sleep, not asleep.

When people say 'hold down the fort' instead of 'hold the fort'.

This so much. And it's always Americans that I hear say it.

I couldn't care less would be the correct saying. This bugs me too.

Us Americans call it "put it in my pooper, mate. Give me a jolly good rogering."

That was hysterical. No, it should be that was hilarious.

This is a nutritional meal. No, it's a nutritious meal.

Those two I hear all the time and make me want to punch people.

>its ride away not right of way
>wuff not wolf
> nigger not JEWISHFUCKCUNTWHORENIGGERSANDBITCHWAFFLEFUCKINGBOIPUSSI

I say this all the time...
no one gets it

I think it's more like palm.
and I say all-munds.

fucking auto correct. supposed to say pawm

it's right of way if you're talking about a cars right of way.

People who write "its" when they should write "it's" are the worst.