Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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Bored claim
Tohsaka Rin claim
>inb4 sample
>Finger in the hole
I thought it was to easy, but lewd gets tired, long day at work
Just don't slap yourself to hard.
>Eat some ice cream
Coco claimed.
Asides from the lewdness and being perverse, I'm sure mizore is actually looking out for you. Yeah I fuck around in thread from time to time but I know when to drop the act and get real with others
Sup fran. How are ya?
And inb4 bully?~
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
Oh hello, love-bird, looking cute as always~
Yes of course
I'll get gets
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Nice pocket vagina.
Aryanne still claimed
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Tired. It's 11 on for me. But I'm staying up a bit longer to say good morning to Chara
Ohayou
What about light teasing?
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How are you today wonderful?
Claiming Gnar
But cuties shouldn't tease!!
Shiro a cute
Seems the coup got put down
cnn.com
But there are still reports of gunfire, so maybe not completely
Felling much better shiro?
HOLY FEET
You were so preoccupied thinking about whether you could, you never stopped to think about if you should
Break a leg, Shiro ;^)
Yeah I know, trust me I know.
Stupid fucking turks.
Lol my fag dog is sleeping. What do
>marie rose
Eh. Get
Kek of couse. Don't think we ever held a convo. How are ya?
Yo
MGE
Awwwwww~
How are ya?
Yes, and so are you.
Not really.
Bored out of my damn mind, and fantasizing about sick League plays
On the contrary, little tsundie!
Sleep!
>If I had some...
I know. But I don't exactly open up to others easily...
I am not!
Brown nose him
sharpie in pooper
Let him sleep like my dog
>shinoa
Claimed
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Are too!
>you're so cute when you blush!
I'm not tsun!
I'm not cute!
You're the cute one!
>waddup
Do this
Forgot pic
Hello people.
>Best idol claimed
>edgey
Yo, we can talk later, I feel the urge to masturbate.
Above, cutie.
Don't trust someone thst easily?
I can't help but say that her butt looks really weird. It's not fully round but the lower part. Love kurumi though
Such a cute little tsundie. Whatever shall I do with you?
Yo
How are ya maki dakki?
What? She asked
that's what happens whenever everyone thinks they're an artist
everyone messes up proportions
Oookay then
I hate how almost useless he is in part 4
Kek I'm no artist but I can't be the only one who sees it right?
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Keep it down, lovebird.
Is a carpentry pencil okay? Dogs have weird buttholes, right?
Snall dog deserves a small spade
I am not! I'm not even blushing! You can't prove that I am either!
Ayyyyy.
Even people i trust completely I have a hard time talking about my problems with.
Also
Hey smug
I don't really look too hard
dew eet
I was expecting NATO to step in on the rebels side, since they aren't the biggest fan of the current president
Let sleeping dogs lie?
Don't make fun of me
Since running isnt helping, maybe try a different hobby or two?
claiming best vocaloid
Tripps and I turn the jets on with him in it
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Hey, what's good?
Remind me to always observe a image before saving it again.
Pretty good, had a nice day out and about. Yourself?
lmaoooo. What's going on?
Can you make one for Coco?
Currently re-thinking my role as the fifth member of the Speedwagons (ranked team in League)
>we got utterly trashed in our ranked 5s placements last night
Let's go
Hi maki!
Make me
Can't really force you to change. But I will say that talking to others is a good thing from time to time. Keeping it all to yourself is not a good idea
Hi
Hmmm. Must be me then
I never was. Personally I think its adorable
Bubble bath aswell
Sup?
I blame myself for being bored that night and decided to lurk
Great to hear! Having a good day myself.I think the cold is now slowly going away. A bit sad too cause of what's going on over there in Turkey. I hope Mami is alight
Ask karen
blakirino claimirino
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Heyo
heyyy~
Chicken Tsundies
I'm not a tsundie! You cute!
Lewd!
>inb4 cute
mugi claimed
Yui/ユイ
>inb4
too late, cutie
Watcha doin?~
You're cuter, tsundie! :3
>makes me wanna pinch your cheeks and boop your nose
Not much really. Beating the crap out of feelings while being bitched at and eaten by fleas. You?
As bad of an idea as I know it is, I seem to do incredibly well with it. Just takes me a day or so to really recover from the moods. In fact, I'm already on my way back to my normal self!
I didn't even go to Jack in the Crack today! I am not tsun!
Shit waifu
just got done playing payday with a friend. hopped on here again
Yozora claimed.
I'm not on my phone, so my pic supply is limited AF.
Sup y'all?
Claiming best girlie!
HI how are you?
So, how was your day.
I'm not sure, not much makes me happy anymore.
Cutie.
Dr. Pepper.
Gemma/operator series silver
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Kek, nice name. How come? Think you didn't pull your weight or the team is just shit now?
Hi blondie. How's it going?
No, I take full responsibility. Shameful display.
That's great man, glad to hear that. Think that cold overstayed its welcome. Yeah I was reading up on that, crazy stuff. The world is going to destroy itself.
Sounds like a shitty night. Keep those feels at bay the best you can though. Eh just watching comedian specials.
Pretty well. Haven't posted in a few days. Yourself?
That's me. How you be?
We are mostly at a wierd, not really going to get in a relationship since we live so far apart kind of deal. But we still flirt and be cute together.
You're back
What all have you tried?
Have you tried doing anything new recently?
I am NOT cute
YOU are the CUTE!
I'm not cute >:|
Which cheeks?
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Oh my God it's beautiful
i was in the last thread, just no one replied to me :^(
come on kid you know you are
Paul Blart is forever my waifu
Going good best idol watching some crazy shit on stream.
Doing very well just been chillin.
Could be better, so the usual. You?
I don't like trying things. Music and Shiro are the only things that make me happy, if that counts for anything.
I am cute, and so are you. So, how are you today Rin?
>wanting to fuck a power ranger
They're slowly fading, so I'll be fine soon enough!
>Comedy specials
There are so many insults to be made here, I don't even know which ones would be cheeki, and which would be outright mean.
Shoo~
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Definitely didn't pull my weight. It was my time to prove to them that I'm a decent player and we got our ass blasted twice during ranked.
>I'm scrambling to come up with ways to improve so that my friends won't replace me
Oh, a little flirty today, are we?
>your true colors are showing
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Oh you and your genki self
Yo
Good. Happy my cold is going away. Sad becuase of what happened in Turkey. I hope mamI is okay. You?
>not saying SHAMFUR DISPRAY
youtu.be
WW3 soon. We might get drafted. I also hear they have nukes
Ain't no shame in long distance relationship homie
Guess you don't want to chat?
Pls trips so I can claim her
Saber! My cutie. How goes it?
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It goes. As usual.
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