What if you woke up one day as the opposite sex?

What if you woke up one day as the opposite sex?

I'd start camwhoring (assuming I was reasonably attractive) and never get a real job until I was no longer able to then I would marry some decent enough but successful life and set up camp in their life until I was bored or could afford to leave.

you are assuming that you would be able to find someone willing to marry you. acting like a goddamned slut is not the way to go.

I imagine if I worked the bisexual angel but acted enticingly innocent about it it could draw in pretty much anyone who's mildly interested. Also just being a straightforward woman who doesn't play games would give me a leg up over others. There's a lot of frustration with it and rejection for women just means try another.

start my porn career

well if you went on cam and you looked decent enough and could ignore the 400 requests to masturbate or put a dildo into your body then you might be able to get enough $$ from whatever porn site you registered on to make a little bit of a living. Depending on where you lived.

Don't forget that as a woman you would be able to make a man do pretty much anything you wanted. Or you could shave your crotch and lure pedophiles out of their bank accounts.

you could find some cuck feminist nancy boy to marry

marry a rich guy and live easily the rest of my life, assuming I woke up semi attractive

but would you masturbate more often?

I would get my ovaries removed and whore myself out and destroy myself with dragon dildos.

you slut.

I would finger myself so hard

My goal in life would be to have alot of sex with beta men.
Rollplayers, handicapped people, overweight, dyslexic, generally ugly and/or mentally disable.

On occasion I will have unprotected intercourse with minors.
I will try to pair kids togheter to try intercourse brother/sister when I get the chance (working as a baby sitter part time will do the trick).

Oh.
And I will always post titts before I make a statement on Sup Forums if I have something to say.

I'ld make some of dat good porn money nigga

This is an answered question.

>On occasion I will have unprotected intercourse with minors.
>I will try to pair kids togheter to try intercourse brother/sister when I get the chance (working as a baby sitter part time will do the trick).

That's dangerous.

...Just force them to strip naked in front of each other and maybe watch each other masturbate. Certainly the brother would have an erection. Maybe you could put the two together in the bath and have each sibling watch the other get bathed and a forced orgasm.

This tbqh. Not the whoring part. But destroying myself with huge insertions sounds fun. And suck on my boobs.

Have fun.

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Funny thing you mention the bathing togheter thing. That is exactly how it came to be me and my sister had a sexual relationship from the age of thirteen to seventeen.

We did have unprotected intercourse on regular basis (normally icould not get a condom), and we turned out fine.

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ROWLING

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Bullshit

DUDE.

riggity r0ll

Wonder how the hell I'm going to explain this to my loved ones.

Rollio

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makin this easy on myself

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bart and lisa simpson take their bath together all the time and they seem fine

you however seem like a sick fuck

dddevelop

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Masturbate a lot and then try to figure out what the hell's going on.

Not much to would change, other than spending a thousands on clothes, lingerie and makeup.
And a lot of masturbating to my mirror image.

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masturbate. vigorously.

Lmao , you must be a female

I'd be fucking pissed because I get paid tomorrow and no teller is gonna cash my check.

raol

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>not direct depositing

I'd be more worried about showing up to work or meeting your family.

You are on Sup Forums. You are not 'fine'.

Go go go

rawl

>fat, college age, shaved hair

Fuck, I'm a Tumblrite.

my penis and testicles say otherwise.

You want the truth? Pokemon Go was developed by ISIS to recruit young members. Any Phone newer than 2015 is equipped with a tiny C4 cartridge and heat chip that was provided and funded by ISIS and Intel (Did you really think it was your CPU causing your phone to be that hot?). You know why you find the monsters so close to people? Because they're set to be placed within proximation a person or of popular landmarks with alot of people. When you toss that pokeball, what you really do is send a signal to the camera to send out some of that tiny micro-C4 (sorta like how XRays send out little particles to take pictures of your bones). If you play Pokemon Go, you are a terrorist. If you have already played Pokemon Go, please stop the hate. You are killing people. lives outside of Pokemon Go matter.

That too. And I'd still be fucked if I lost my debit card.

On the plus side I'd be a total butch and could literally fuck my way anywhere.

>penis and testicles

Yeah, guys don't call them that. Definitely a grill.

rollin

Rollll

Easy.

Start playing games on twitch, camwhoring (with a mask), and creating music for income. I'm a reasonably attractive dude, probably a 7 or 8, so I'm assuming I'd be a reasonably attractive chick; being an attractive female with the videogame skills and musical talent I have would get me further than with being a male. Probably start a Youtube and maintain steady traffic from both gaming videos with friends (finding funny people would be easy since I live in a college town and females have more social worth at the college age), music videos, and maybe some filler videos. I could probably maintain a decent income as an internet celebrity for 10-20 years, maybe make it as a musician and make a few millions. If not, I could probably start a small business using my web design and coding knowledge or do gigs at local places here in Portland. Since I'm kind of a jew, I think it'd be manageable to live off of whatever income I get due to my humble standard of living.

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rollerino

Joroll

a mature adult calls them that

try responding again once you graduate high school, junior.

Select all images of me giving a shit.

ROLLING

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Anyone know any really good tg lit porn? Not into forced or revenge.

SHOW ME THE ROLLY!!!

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>25
>5'9
>E-Cup
>Ponytail
>curvy/chubby
>thick nipples
I'm okay with this.

Rolling for female privilege

Rahl

Lets see what kind of cumdumpster I am.

I wish you were around my childhood

>29
>5'4"
>Justice
>Blonde
>Ponytail
>skinny
>plump lips

I'm a 29 year old loli

> Age 27
> Height: 5'11
> G-Cup
> Dreadlocks
> Hourglass Body
> Tongue Piercing (stud)

Minus the dreadlocks (which I could probably live with), I'd touch myself every fucking day.

Henry Rollins

Rolll

Okkkaaayyy

one more try

I would do one of two things

1. Become a femme lesbian and find a butch to get dominated by, worship, and eventually marry, finally free of the expectation of PIV sex...

2. Start dominating submissive males tenderly exactly as I wanted when I was a man. To make somebody's dream come true

I missed one.

> blonde

Still touching myself every day.

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Tets

If I were hot (maybe I would be, women in my family are very attractive) I'd set up a tinder profile and start racking up those likes, then I'd have sex with a fuckload of people, gather thousands of friends on fb, set up followers.

Then I would post about how women are completely privileged in every way possible and how being an attractive woman is playing life on easy mode

Reroll

> morning 69'ing my wife
> go jogging (gotta keep this ass in shape
> file for disability (lost penis/testicals in boating accident)
> convince a lawyer to sue my previous employer (obviously *something* in their work environment made me grow breasts)
> jog more, in the mornings
> camwhore
> start every thread w/ Tits & timestamp

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roalin

Behelit.

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Rollarooni

15 year old girl who is 5'9 that has E Cup titties. I am athletic and my hair is brown along with it reaching my ass. Apparently I'm athletic but my tits are too huge to run which lead to me to believe I'm in Water polo or some shit. I have a tongue piercing.

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Ich rolle

I am best red headed amazon.