What's the most alpha thing you've done?

What's the most alpha thing you've done?

Called OP a faggot

faggot.

>Banged a dudes girlfriend in his own tent

i once fed my cat only half the amount because she was a bad girl

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Im seeing my best friends girlfriend behind his back, oops

Demanded a raise in front of the whole company. I got it too.

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Cleaned my ears with a Q-tip.

make my girl eat my cum

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Had semi forced anal sex with my gf

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I said hi to a woman

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>fucked a dude's gf in front of him
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>guy tried to rob me when i was in uni. i said something like "i'm broke, so i have nothing to steal. fuck off" and he did

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Ate a bowl of nails without milk

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Went on the Disney channel website without my parent's oermission

I texted a girl then she ignored me

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I don't quit shitting and sit frozen in terror when someone else comes into the public bathroom i'm dropping a duece in. I make sure to fart as loud as i can. You are smelling my shit now, bitch. Fucking alpha.

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honestly kill yourself

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>dude owed me money from a drug deal and was dodging me
>go to party
>he and his sister are there
>instead of start shit with him, i proceed to flirt with his sister all night and share coke with her
>look him directly in the eyes a few times as im doing it
>he eventually comes and tells his sister they are leaving after a few hours
>i look him right in the eyes and say to her "you can stay at my place tonight if you want to stay at the party longer"
>"ok. Im just gonna stay at anons place tonight"
>i brought her home and fucked the shit out of her
>took picture of her naked in my bed sleeping and texted it to him
>caption : "we're square"

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called a local mayor's alcoholic drink a shirley temple to his face

kek, not my fault he cant treat her properly

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I'll play.
>be me 17
>senior year of hs 2013
>have gf 6/10
>native but decent ass
>dating for around a year
>looking for excuse to break up so i can fuck other chicks
>get chance
>call her mom a psycho cunt to her face
>leave
>fucking white girls from now on

plenty of horny whores of your city on changirl.jimdo.com

Chad plz go

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I punched an uppity bitch in the mouth at a bar, then kicked her boyfriend's ass in the parking lot. She hit me first.

Raped mymom

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Fucked a girl 4 years younger than me the day she graduated high school.

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native girls are fun. Red meat> Poultry blond bitches

I kicked a boy in the stomach when I was 5 because he took my toy. No one has ever taken a toy from me since then.

thats pretty whack faggot

>Be freshman in college at a rush party

Yeah I am not a totally autistic fuck but only barely

>Starts out as a bro fest, having fun meeting people though
>Have acouple beers playing beer pong with new friend named Josh
>Grills starts showing up by the dozens
>Josh points out QT 3.14
>Invite them to play beer pong with us
>Actually flirting and making good moves
>feelsgood.mov
>President of the fraternity comes in with a wine bag and yells "Which of you ain't a pussy and wants to kill this bag."
>Rando accepts challenges and barely scratches the bag before tapping out
>Josh looks at me "user we got a good things with girls don't do it"

It was than I faced a choice of pussy or power

>Look at Josh and say "I have to"
>Drunk me pounds the wine bag, president is actually amazed
>As soon as I finish that bag I was pushed to a stair funnel and drank a mixture of some liquor from one story up.

To this day I dont know what was in that mixture

>In that period just prior to an extreme blackout where you know what coming
>Stumble around the house play a few more game, do surprisingly well
>At some point get offered a joint
>Blaze that shit like 9/11
>Instantly blackout
>Fast forward 6 hours
>covered in my own vomit on a bike rack in some park in city
>Never been there before
>TWF
>Stumble back to my dorm and pass out
>Next day the president and brothers extend me a bid
>Pussy for days

And that Sup Forums was how I turned down the short term pussy for long term pussy.

nice digits, and ik, i fucked the hell out of her
>but native moms beat their kids
i want to do that myself

ate a bowl of milk using nails

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>What's the most alpha thing you've done?
Your mom.

Faced down an African American (successful Intimidate check)
Boning married coworker for months. Added some spice to everything!

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plenty of horny busty girls of your city on changirl.jimdo.com

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This one always tickles me the right way

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Refusing to post anything meaningful in this thread

pick up a chick in the middle of the street after leaving the bar and bring her home for some non stop sex

also climbed outside several stories of a landmark building in my city until I made it to the roof

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plenty of horny bustyy girls of your city on changirl.jimdo.com

got drunk with my sister and fooled around with her

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Revenge fucked my cheating ex's younger sister in the room next to her shortly after finding out.

After finishing, walked out and grinned at the bitch.

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deserved trips

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>lent my friend money to buy drugs
>went to go pick it up at his house
>mfw he opens door after all week coke binge
>says he doesnt have money yet
>done this a million times
>calls him out on it like an adult
>says he lied to me and has money
>says im a loser/bitch easy to manipulate
>tells me to take it from him
>tackle him up 2nd story stairs from first floor
>ram him into corner wall slash mirror with his face
>grab him by hair/vagina and throw him over stairs
>lands on stair rail
>jump from 2nd story to on top of him with knee
>hesitate to punch him and let him get up instead to fight man to man
>he runs to kitchen grabs knife
>tries to stab me
>grab wrist and try to take knife from him
>instead back up and put my hands behind back
>tell him to stab me so I can end his life by doing nothing
>too scared to do it
>knock him out
>take my money even though he had more

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I turned a thread about being alpha into a Spiderman thread.

Nah, I think he's the alpha. He conned your ass into having sex with his sister instead of paying you money... whoring out his own sister is pretty alpha. Notice, your story ended without any drama on his side. He won. Likely, his sister is HIV poz, too. Come to think of it, he fucking put a hit on you. You're dead. He wins = he's alpha.

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Cried in the dark while fapping as I watched my wife fuck a nigger in front of me

I moved my cousin into my house with my wife and 5 kids so I could fuck her. Stayed in cousins room with her instead of wifes.
Told wife I was gonna leave her but wasnt 100% sure yet so wait to see what happens...she did
Got cousin pregnant on purpose. Sent cousin back home.
fucked wife during the whole time cousin was here too, and even got a 3some on new years. She even ate my cum out of cousins pussy

Wasnt hidden, wife knew whole time why she came up here and what was going on. 5 years later, wife still here cuz i own this bitch.

U cant beat my alphaness u fucking fags.
Legit 100% true

Called the professor that I was TAing for an asshole because he wanted to kick students out of class for attendance when there was no rule in his syllabus on attendance.

in case anyone wants sauce the girls is a user on leddit named ginger4venger

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straight beta.... almost omega worthy tbh.
>take my money even though he had more

A real man would have taken more for interest and Alpha status

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story?

>Lost $300 on blackjack
>$5 left
>Turn it into $600
>Drunk from free drinks
>Go home
>Still have energy
>Steal roommate's girlfriend's rental car and drive to strip club
>Get 4 lap dances and my dick sucked
>Stripper wants to come home with me
>Noticed tampon string when I was feeling up her vag so I decline
>Go home
>Wash hands
>Jerk off
>mfw

rode my bike up to a sweet ramp, looked at the kids playing with it and said "watch this.", did a triple olley rainbow flip over it, finished my Big Gulp, threw the empty cup into my basket and blew a kiss to a nearby cute girl and rode off
then i went home, ghost rided my bike into the garage, went inside, slammed my moms nice plump ass, then sat down on the couch and watched reruns of Eek the Cat

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Dude was pretty pissed


And he only owed me 20 bucks

He doesn't work.
He recycles free stuff of craigslist for money to support himself and his family.
Why be a part of that pathetic business when I have my own business?

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