Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
Mami claimed
Hey there Shiro, you up to anything?
I'm not sure if that's sarcasm or not.
Watching to catch a predator with some guys on here.
rabb.it
Shiro and me gonna meet up n fuck edition
roll
Oh, Ill join you. I need to watch something other than the food network anyway.
One sec.
I will grant you one wish.
Claimed.
Wow, surprised you're still here.
>日本語
FTFY
I hope so too, for several reasons. That would only instigate another conflict, even if we're seen as big brother there's no need for direct involvement like that. We'll see in upcoming days though. Maybe so but there's been numerous events where these scares have happened. They could see this as an opportunity but they'd get crushed immediately.
It runs in our blood :^)
So today was tame, just heard the remote was in dangerous hands is all.
>Best idol claimed
Swimsuit thread?
>Saber claim
grant me more wishes.
plenty of horny anime girls of your city on changirl.jimdo.com
howdy
Ama claim
I wish I'd be tired enough to go sleep
I hate seeing your western trash waifu.
Put the pipe down.
Hallo meine liebe!
Yeah, I'm sort of staying up, don't have anything to do tomorrow...
How was work?
at least i'm not a nigger. don't you have something to blow up?
Hello. How are you today?
I wish that you would help Amatsu-user sleep normally.
O shit, so cool & edgy
Granted, but they are the same as the wish you just made and so on giving you infinite useless wishes.
Granted, you are tired enough to go to sleep but you get distracted and don't.
I'm white, faggot.
Get I guess
It's not. Being a kid is fun but I also enjoy making money, staying up late and pursing my goals..
>the smug makes it look VERY sarcastic
:/
>lil ship
>ooohhhing sound
You alright over there?
To get gets
>bikini party
>fucking new fag
>
Kek
You know, I can see propagandas already. That is true but what if that scare becomes an act? Kek
>not being cool and edgy in the year of our lord; 2016. what a faggot.
alright well im not talking to anyone so im gonna hop off
see you guys tomorrow
to not get v&
89 cent spookgumeme
Tohsaka Rin claimed
here; this is for you.
I can't, I'm incredibly addicted to Crack and any attempt to stop I give is making me wish I'd die
:^)
Aw man, thanks for the wish
Kek, how's the lil' smug doing?
>checked
Goodnight lovely
I'm not spooky
Mavis sucks more than blood
Fuck I don't know what's with me but
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Holy shit your edge is so sharp, I've cut myself somehow.
ay caramba lmao éspinacho motherfücker~
I love you, goodnight.
Always waifu...
Hello megaymeme
...
Good night!
Hello guy who I don't know the name of.
Oh lovely!
Not anything planned at all?
Got off very early, it's nice, since I had to clean up peoples' messes today. Just got home.
Goodnight.
Sorry, I left as soon as you joined the stream.
Its tomoko
Rory-sama claimed
Pokemon GO edition
>so many doduo
>professor panel van better have a ton of candy
Granted, The Government Emergency Telecommunications Service belongs to you.
Granted, but neither does nobody else and those who pose a threat will hurt you in you're sleep.
I meant to put this too.
youtube.com
Has anyone taken Kuroki yet?
Whoops, how have you been?
Goodnight lil' smug~
Heh, it's alright. I'm probably not going to stay long anyway.
Well... I might go to the beach for a run, but other than that nothing.
Glad you were able to get off early! It's always nice to have some time to yourself, huh?
I wish for world war 3 to ignore Australia entirely. This includes all the fallout, setup, casualties and calls to arms.
Their whole country is one giant piece of propaganda. If it does, then we took them too lightly. I just feel as if if they were capable of doing something on such a high scale, they'd done it already. Anyways, sleep tight man.
How about you just hit up the phantom cigar :^)
Good,
You?
Fuck off
>This includes all the fallout, setup, casualties and calls to arms.
Not gonna happen buddy.
you are much too spooky
eh that works
How long until he switches :^)
Its a wish, buddy. Im specifying.
respond to me faggot
Tired and bored to death, like always.
I wish for a reason to live
You can count to infinity if you'd like :^)
...
...
Get a waifu.
Solution from Overlord
The danger makes it better
Granted, however you're crime rate increases as all those who don't want to be involved in WWIII move over to your "Safe Haven" this includes Rapists, Dindus, and much worse.
Every body knows Big Boss only smokes real cigars :^)
Am not!
Okay,
Megumin claimed
plenty of horny loli girls of your city on changirl.jimdo.com
It sure is nice! I usually listen to music and see what's going on here or just continue on working on a concept for drawing. I used to run, but things hinder me from doing that for now. I might sleep early, for I got somewhere to go tomorrow/today. How was your day overall, a'pi?
Kek'd
Brb, switching :^)
no your a spooky rape bote
Top kek
Oh, I didn't know you draw! What types of drawing do you make?
My day has been pretty relaxing, thank you for asking. Got most of the day off due to my injury, so that was fun.
Fucking kekd
I'm going to bed now, take care.
Peace.
Now thats a good shitpost
wew
I'm not a spooky rape bote, I'm an innocent bote!
Thanks Rory.
I wish you warm, lengthy dreams of you and Megumin.
How did you know I was switching to Rory?
It was me, megaymeme
no if anything your a lewd spooky rape bote
Fucking old man pleasers, I swear.
Hey guys, we are watching Team America on stream. Wanna join?
Http://rabb.it/Shino83
Watching Team America on the stream
It was a doujin
Doujins are NOT canon
Reported
Not while he's out on a mission :^)
Yeah, I do from time to time. Anything that captures my interests. Usually anime, or some random stuff right now. Haven't tried it in a long while since about a month ago. I'm still rusty. Nevertheless I try my best. I'm actually doing a rough illustration on us. Might finish it this weekend or next, really depends on time.
I wish you didn't burn your foot, it must be a downer, dal'ā'voqi. As long as you relaxed, I'm content.
bote dindu nuffin
I'm not even argue with that kek
How's the Tsunato~?
reported for reporting
Claimed
How is a megumin claimer similiar to a lever?
They both switch :^)
bote did everything
:^)
How are these hoes similiar to a megumin claimer?
They both ain't loyal
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH XDDDDD YOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNNY HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO FUCING HARD HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA MAKE SOME MORE JOKES HAHAHHAHAHAH XDDDDDDDDDD.
Is that movie even good?
Oh god, my sides are in orbit. This is how every work shift should start.