This guy is literally Balotelli

this guy is literally Balotelli

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He's already had a better career so no

pogba is a good player

pogba is a real good boy
balotelli was a douchebag dindu nuffin

Why because they're both black with mohawks?

He's not. He just had a bad tournament, happens to the best.

nice tree bro

this guy is literally Balotelli

HAHAHAHA HE'S A TOTAL FUCKING KEK

Why did he play on that position last night? Is the French coach retarded? Also why the fuck did he take out Payet? He didn't seem tired at all. At least let him finish the tournament after getting France to the finals.

pogba didn't have a great tournament.

is he just a meme, had a bad spell of form, or was used incorrectly ?

well he's not worth 100 million that's for sure.

Wasn't used properly. He's a good player, he showed flashes of brilliance throughout the tournament.
Payet was awful and selfish. There's a reason he plays for West Ham.

last time he played selfish he scored a goal

I remember some match where Payet was giving nice passes all night long until he got sick of his teammates screwing up and just scored himself.

Hey! Stop talking about balotelli like that.

only terrific thing I remember pogpa doing all tournament was the second assist in the germany game, where he showed the defender the ball, wiggled his foot over it, then flashed it to the other foot and crossed it in. that had me howling, but these moments were few and far between for what we're used to from the man

Scoring blooters is nice and all but trying to do it against a great keeper just doesn't work and is a waste of possession. That's why Payet didn't do shit against Neuer and Patricio.

I suppose

Kinda glad France lost though, fuck France.

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here it is

not a great film, was fantastic live

meh

I like Ronaldo but I wanted France to win it tBh, I like Griezmann a lot

No. At least Balotelli is funny.

Yeah but they have a lot more chances in the future since they are so young, most of them.

Ronaldo is 31 and this was his last chance realistically.

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>they have a lot more chances in the future
No.

Actually, he didn't! Balo won Serie A, EPL and CL. His carrer was actually better.

You're overdramatizing it. You have a solid team. Just need to think about how to score on a level higher than Belgium's "our players are talented, they're gonna score somehow".

you're right desu forgot about his inter career

no wonder he stopped trying

Not him, but France will never, ever win anything again in our lifetime.

It takes a team full of GOATs running like gods to let us win by a tiny margin (1984, 1998, 2000). So it can't work with our Gignac-tier players.

As a golden generation will never rise again (due to several social factors), it will be choke over choke over choke, like all the French clubs always did for example.

If you want to see France winning something, watch irrelevant sports like rugby or handball.

Screencap this post and read it again when France chokes in 2018, 2020, 2022, 2024, 2026, 2028, 2030, 2032, 2034, 2036, 2038, 2040, 2042, 2044, 2046, 2048, 2050, 2052, 2054, 2056, 2058, 2060, 2062, 2064, 2066, etc.

jeez i know what you frogs are like but surrendering before a tournaments even begun? that's a new level

le surrender

What the fuck happened to Balotelli anyway? He's just 25 but his career is over

>You're overdramatizing it
I have Portuguese origin so I'm not mad or anything because of yesterday.
>You have a solid team
No we don't. We have a lot of overrated player. Just look at Pogba. And we have too much players with shitty mentalities that shouldn't even play for us like Benzema.
>Just need to think about how to score
It's not gonna happen. All of our coaches are defensive as fuck.

No, THIS guy is literally Balotelli

I really hope you used an excel formula for that series of numbers and didn't type them out you fuckin baguette autist

Balotas was funnier to watch

It got to him. Was literally too talented for his own good and decided he doesn't even need to try. Plus his special ashflake shtick, he can't just do anything simply he absolutely needs to provoke a situation where people not treating him fairly so he can convince himself that all of his problems are because the world is against him.

On the 150+ European club competitions organised since 1955, how many of them saw a French club winning?

2.

2 on 150. And one of these victories is in a competition that doesn't even exist anymore.

This is what France, the biggest, richest, and second most populous country in Western Europe, actually accomplished in 60 years.

So, given our past results, it's not delusional to think we'll not win anything again in our lifetimes, national team and clubs included.

Maybe we'll get one cheeky PSG win in Champions League (in 10 years) before oil money fades away, then back to irrelevance for decades.

Damn, you rekt everyone in this thread desu. Nice

we said this in 2004 too frogbro
dont despair

would he be worth the same if he was white and didnt have a flashy haircut?

Haircut adds 10 million. White of the same technique would have been a manlet.

Oh yeah Guivarc'h and Dugarry were total world beaters.

Balotellis more likeable and chokes less. Balo is good boy with mental problems. Pogba is just a dumb dirty muslim.

He's not better than Matuidi in any way.

balotelli plays for shit teams now, nobody on liverpool or ac milan has a career going anywhere now.

Guivarc'h has got the world record for most missed chances in a world cup final.

I think pogba isnt bad, just missused yesterday. Deschamps is kinda stupid and didnt realise portugal's strategy of tiring out the french players until it was too late

We also thought it was over forever after 2004

Yet he's still one of the worst players in both of those teams.

if i get the dubs i hit the dab

Guivarc'h was mediocre... in an otherwise stacked team. 1998 France was a defensive team with GOAT defenders and a GOAT middle, so it worked wonders.

Now, 2016 France is a balanced team with okay players overall and a good Griezmann (who always chokes in final anyway). A bit light to win anything.

Pogba is bad, and I'm not saying that just because of yesterday. He's never been good with us and he is not much better with Juve.
He keeps the ball too long, he makes terrible choices, he plays as if he was a top player, but he's not, and he does not have a good mentality.

I will never understand the hype behind him. Time will prove me right, he will never achieve anything great. Not only with the national team, but in club too.

>not knowing about the next Buffon

If I get the dubs you get the gas

poor in the Euros against a cakewalk draw and going to a club who got rid of him on a preposterous price tag is pressure enough, add in the fact that he'll feel like he's owed something, and i'm not sure why they're even interested to begin with

very few positive outcomes. doesn't matter how much money you have, inefficiency is inefficiency

>He's not better than Matuidi in any way.
Except that's horseshit.

Yeah he's got triple the price tag, bout it
>muh slow black man with workrate

I have my own opinion: Raiola is the agent. Raiola is a smug mafioso, with the same surname as the wife of Al Capone. Nothing conclusive yet, but still... Overhyped '"athlete'" ??

I thought he had a poor euro, but that "hate" he's getting is unwarranted.
He has great defensive abilities, and showed it in nearly every match even though he played out of position.

meh it's not his fault brits are borderline retarded and inflate prices

>2002
group stage
>2004
>quarterfinal
>2006
final
>2008
group stage
>2010
group stage
>2012
quarterfinal
>2014
quarterfinal
>2016
final

the pattern says we get another final in 2018
it's written