How do you compete against THIS?

how do you compete against THIS?

With love

against inanimate vegetables? it does seem to be be getting alot of action... not very well I guess

Not even that girthy...

by not fucking fat chicks with whale vags

That's not what we buy those cucumbers for, Melissa!

Suzy?

It's clearly Melissa. She even wrote about it here

Naturally?

A vegetable can't talk dirty, slap your ass or cuddle you afterwards

My gf likes cucumbers.

it can make her cum

With creamy goodness.

is that a butter dildo?

I could slap her and make it rough. Bitches love that

more

Yea. It's a phallic shaped package of butter.

inb4 headinpussy.jpg

...

samefag here, fuck it.... done

Do you want the lot?

A cucumber???? Baah. Try this for a change.