She flirts with you.
What do?
She flirts with you.
What do?
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I bet she never does that to someone's head if they were going down on her.
Right ?
Ask her to do that, but with my head.
I wouldn't mind it, tbh.
kneel and accept her as my new god.
Power slam her and tell her it's on
Fuck on the first date
Go down on her
Accept death
Tell her that i'm not into men
i let her do whatever she wants with me and accept my fate.
Give her your lunch money before she holds you upside down and shakes it out of you
challenge to leg press max 1 rep
I would ask her where the local market is, since I am new in town, I need to know where the local market is. I require the local market to purchase necessities like food and kitchen supplies. Might also ask her which gas station usually has the cheaper gas. I may not drive often, but I'd still like to save money where I can.
ask her why she uses shitty fox farm soil on her buds...
death by snu snu
ask her to do that with my penis
Offer to be her fart-slave, while she teases me repeatedly for my perversion.
I really want to try that sometime, I have pretty strong legs.
reject him kindly and let him know that I'm only interested in women.
Ram my head there, don't care. Dem thighs
aw, man, what the fuck?
Drop my sagging nutsack between her thighs and beg her to smash my nuts.
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Of course I'd tell her about my frugalness. She would laugh, and I would be slighly offended because being frugal is no joke. I take pride in the money I make and I will not have it wasted. Since I am new in town I still need this woman for information. I would then ask her if the locals are friendly. What is the noise like throughout the day, it is a smaller town so I'd hope for low noise pollution. All while she is speaking I check my wrist watch to subtly tell her to speed it up.
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Kourtney Olsen. Does sessions, or used to.
>Accept death
Snu Snu
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She wouldn't catch my subtle hint. I then decide to ask if there are any local zoos in town. I really enjoy going to zoos and seeing the zoo animals. I would have to say my favorite zoo animal would be the giraffe. One time at the zoo I fed a giraffe a leaf and the workers there yelled at me. There was no sign saying I couldn't feed the giraffe. I was very upset that day, but I didn't let it ruin zoos for me. I also like zoo gift shops.
She must have amazing stamina.
I love her. Give me her.
Thank you user
I don't like pain but I enjoy some pussy. Pic related.
face is 7/10
Has what seems to be a nice rack, is slim but built enough to to not by skinny/tiny
Flirt back and hope it leads to sex/10
PC crush her pussy.
Honestly, I wouldn't mind it. She isn't ugly, she isn't a roid whore, and she doesn't look like a dyke. Tomboyish sure. I have no problem with that.
I'd flirt back and then smack her ass hard.
i have a crush
Flirt back, dumb ass. You think she'd get away with murder if I fucked up? Please. I'm white and in America.
Anything she says.
ask him about his routine
You'd break your fucking hand, mate.
No way her butt isn't abundant as all get out, with thighs like that.
Kek you're right. I looked at some pics of her. Her ass is literally two cinder blocks.
Hopefully id just get away with a fracture.
I wouldn't get it and she'd lose interest.
do a 360 and walk away.
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Flirt back.
In other words, she'd get another way to be a dominatrix.
Fuck her right in the pussy
Surrender
Are we sure she's not really a succubus in disguise?
Holy fuck... those legs... she could push a strap-on pretty good against a boy's prostate
Dress her as chun li
awkwardly giggle and dont make eye contact and walk away.