This guy walks up and slaps you're waifus' ass, what do?

this guy walks up and slaps you're waifus' ass, what do?

360 walk away

but then you walk straight into him

this guy knows what im talking about

Punch him in the neck. No tatoos, no defense.

360+360 walk away.

Yo, watchu think ya doing, bitch niggah?

Tell him she is female and the bar he is looking for is down the street.

stop baiting you retard

cringe for his sake

I'll slap that bitch too for putting me in that situation.

unsheathe my glorious Nippon steel katana and tell mr chad that he looks like 8 circles in a wifebeater. then, when he attacks, i use my superior blade skills to behead him, and then go home with my beautiful waifu

whats baiting?

This. Doesnt matter how big a person is if you punch them in the throat.

slap his ass

ask him what the fuck happened to his nostrils..

coke

I'd slap his ass, see how he likes it

is he wearing eyeliner ?

with that much roids a simple tazer could stop your heart perm fam

poke him with needle and watch him fly away!

Dont matterhow yoked you ate..punch to the nose and a hook to the jaw snd it's goodnight baby...of course you gotta know how to throw a fuckin punch

Goddamn he looks fucking stupid.

Pluck his ear hair with tweezers, then fart in those huge deformed nostrils

point far away and tell him theres discount roids given to women-beaters over there

i'd just ":3 RAWR~ x3 >:3" at him until he leaves.

do nothing - it's not like he has much of a dick or balls left to begin with after that level of roid abuse

Slap his ass

summerfag

pop his fake silicone muscles

RAPE HIS ASSHOLE
AND RELASE FART

this

OPEN MY ASSHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE

We both turn around at look at him, visibly disgusted and then report him to the police for sexual harassment.
He spends the next 3 years in jail getting more swole.

>you're

I say "Hey, Rich Piano-Man. I was on my way to do my eight hour arm workout but I gotta get some synthol and diabol first. See ya later".

slap his ass.

"Pardon me sir, but I don't believe that that's any way to treat a respectable lady. Shall you continue this behavior I shall have to politely ask that you leave us both be, or I may have to contact the authorities."

kick him in the knee because i bet he skips leg day.

i whip out my fuckin' katama

Immediately get bare ass naked and smear growth hormone and synthol on my asshole.

Poke his arm & watch the synthol pour out until he is powerless .

Pop his baloon ass with a needle and watch him sizzle away in the sky at incredible speed.

ask him where he had bought that expensive piano

Those aren't the knuckles of a real fighter and you can tell he takes more punches than he gives. Weak core. No juicey means no stamina.

Drug abuse weakens control and reflexes. One counter, or even just landing the first hit should drop him.

You firmly walk up to him and say.. excuse me Sir that is inappropriate behaviour! A gentleman never touches another mans Waifu unless he has the permission of said man. That being said, how about a threesome I bet you will scream like a little piggy when i poke my fat 3 incher into your man-pussy.

I'd share him one of my 16 shakes as a token of friendship
Then we'd go to the nearest gym for an 8 hour arm workout
Then we'd go for a food run to CHIPOTLEEEH
When it's almost time to hit the sack, I take 4 scoops of Ben and Jerry's and then sleep like a log

I'll legit just fuck this guy up. No questoons asked

Cut his throat open.

Chicken liver on a hook.

Ask why he's touching himself

I'll legit just fuck this guy up. No questoos added

tell him that i'm a 11th grade Wing Chun master and he should better fuck off

but why are we judging him by his appearence?
isnt that wrong??

O WAIT U CAN TELL EXACTLY WHAT HE DOES BY HIS APPEARENCE

Pop one of his pretty obvious bitch ass silicone implants with a pencil and laugh hardily.

360+360+360+360+360+360+360
fall down and vomit.

Why the hell he touchin my girl anyways? Call up Gigga Nigga to beat his ass in exchange for some lemonade and fried chicken. Then call cops on Gigga Nigga saying he robbed me

h-h-hey im g-going to the store you want something?

Downs detected

Dumbbum

Punch him in the throat, then work the kidneys.

fucks this nigga gonna do, float until im ded?

Show him that those retarded looking muscles are useless with clean right cross to his retarded looking melon, then everyone will be mirin his (no doubt retarded looking) legs as they fold up from under him.

These roid clowns are notorious for having glass jaws

Faggot.