Waifu claiming thread.
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>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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More of an e-sports guy :P I just mainly watch pro cs:go but that's about it. maybe ill pick on Overwatch pros
I like that. Im going to save it! that reminds me, you might like New Retro Wave
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Well that's good at least, sounds like a nice day!
>claimed
Taiga is made for anal sex.
>claiming yume
mandatory claim. how are you doing shiro? are you going to start being evil and murdering everyone?
Waifu Juvia claimed
I love Amélie. Playing her and herself.
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>legs
Rory-sama claimed
>best waifu legs
I'm fine, you? I'm not too sure about becoming evil and murdering everyone.
Hello Yume, sleep well?
>offering
>Cheat Codes
Been so long since I heard that phrase. Pretty much non-existent nowadays. Doing the Konami Code on the menu or somewhere doesn't even do anything now.
>e-sports
Ayy that counts. Been interested in it from afar, mainly for CS:GO. Halo, CoD aren't as intense when it comes to that. Oh yeah those teams are probably recruiting now.
>Best idol claimed
fuck off niggers hes mine
hmmm are you sure? you ARE on Sup Forums. there is no way you are mentally stable. i mean don't you have a school to shoot up or some shit?
I'm not too sure. School does start in a month.
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Favorite CS:GO team? Mines Virtus Pro
Hmmm, interesting sound. I had my doubts when I saw wave, but this is better than I expected.
Good job yo. Good job.
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I literally printed out a whole book of cheat codes for SA since i didn't have my own computer to look them up for a while. NO games come with any anymore because HURR DURR MUH MULTIPLAYER!
>talking about CS:GO
could you please leave? no one will ever love you.
Blood isn't the only thing Mavis sucks
Disney rubbish waifu
Miho claimed
oh i see what you did there
Hey, Rin named a Pikachu after you.
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And you being this butthurt about people makes you one of the worst anons. I mean thats Dio levels of fucktardery
Penny Claim! Story Time. Gonna greentext this shit so stay tuned!
>Be me, chillin at work last year
>Meet cool kid, call him N
>N is a nerd, likes computers n shiet.
>Wants to follow in my footsteps, be an IT Wizard
>Start training him, we basically become best friends
>I make a shitload of money, and I figure out that he's a bit poor so I buy him lunch all the time.
>Fast forward, its December of last year
>Get him a fucking beast ass laptop, shits all customized, tricked out top of the line if ya know what I mean.
>He's so grateful, he almost cries.
>Comes back after break, he puts laptop on my desk.
>Ashamed almost, he asks "Can you fix it? I uh... accidentally dropped it."
>Of course I can, I'm a fucking wizard!
>End up having to replace a bunch of parts, luckily hard drive was intact.
>For some reason he had the webcam recording almost daily
>Investigate
>Holy shit he's a fucking child abuse victim.
>20 or so videos of his father, coming into his room and fucking his shit up for no reason.
>Probably an alcoholic.
>Mother verbally abuses him.
>He's almost 18 though.
>Kinda scrawny so I know he couldn't fight back
>Fastforward February
>His birthday is on the 17th
>Decide to get him something nice.
>Buy him his own apartment, albeit its really rinky dink, it has everything he needs
>Get him a part time job down at a PC repair store
>Surprise him on his birthday
>He fucking breaks down and thanks me profusely.
>He's 18 so he moves out almost immediately, with my help.
>Parent's can't do shit other than be pissed off and try to stop him
>Help him settle in
>Notice immediate improvement in his mood for a solid month.
>March rolls in, his parents come to me
>"Stop helping our kid he doesn't need you. Are you gay or something?"
>"I don't understand what the problem is, he's an adult now, nearly done with high school, he doesn't want to be in your household anymore."
>Start trying to say shit like they'll sue me or some shit.
>Cont Next Post.
Ryuko claimed
>eggroll edition
I see your eggroll and raise you a bowl of homemade singapore noodles
>being this nice
hey don't hate on mavis. she is miles better than... whatever the fuck that thing is. i mean come on; are you even trying?
Very good. You should check out their youtube channel by the same name. really cool stuff
That's a very good one, thank you!
>saved
I can't figure out why though...
Have one of my favorite songs. Always seems to relax me.
Mavis is best.
Don't really have a favorite, just tune into the streams at times. Although I hear Fnatic is pretty damn good.
Jesus Christ, time well spent though. That's how you cash in man, gotta get those season passes and multiplayer exclusives
That looks like shit no offense
Mavis isn't pure
She not a virgin
She fukked a ginger pizza boy
And they had children
I wish more games were focused on single player these days. And that's coming from someone that almost exclusively played multiplayer games for 6 years.
Im not sure about you, but Mavis being a shitty vampire in a derilect hotel is just utter balls. Try being a demigod who has travelled and killed whoever the fuck you want for 960 years with no repurcussions and actually being praised for it.
Lazerhawk is pretty cool. Have my favourite Youtube playlist.
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I guess the old man pleaser likes you.
Mavis a shit. Just like Tuka a shit.
And your eggrolls look like omelettes. No offense.
I got them from Walmart what do you expect?
>2016
>buying premades
Filthy savage
I really like house, Suicide Sheep is one I like to listen too
Yeah, The most reacent major ESL One was about a week ago and fnatic was knocked out in the smei-finals. I was so happy!
Thanks I'll hace to go through it! I'll link you my music playlist but I think our tastes are way different! lol
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You think?
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Ama claim
>who needs sleep second edition
Lostboycrow is good
Well I royally fucked that post up....
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Cooking is expensive.
Not me, I've been up for about 19 hours now. How are you Amatsu? Up to anything?
>He's been getting threatening phone calls and shit.
>Stay with him for a week while law enforcement investigates the situation
>I learned something new that week.
>N wasn't alone in his apartment, he hid his little sister from me, she's only 13.
>She was apparently a victim of sexual abuse. I felt sick to my stomach.
>Give them the videos n shit.
>Court date in April
>The whole process doesn't even take the whole month.
>April 24th, they're gonna get their just desserts.
>Suddenly outta fucking nowhere a big ass cargo truck rails them on the freeway
>Dead AF.
>N is a bit sad but at the same time glad they're gone.
>Neither N nor his sister go to the funeral, instead we hang out at the apartment, eat pizza and play vidya.
>Sister isn't put into foster care, instead N takes custody of her and takes care of her.
>I keep helping him out and supporting him financially and emotionally.
>Fast forward to May 26th.
>N graduates high school.
>After getting off the stage he runs over to me and hugs me tightly.
>"Thanks, for everything. You've been such a big help I don't know how to repay you."
>"Don't mention it N, besides I'm not done helping yet."
>"What do you mean?"
>"I'm gonna help you through college."
>"What? Why?"
>"Not too long ago... I was in your situation, nobody helped me, nobody saved me, I had to suffer through it, and live in horrible debt. I don't want you to suffer the same roads I did. Plus you're my best friend... and I kinda see you like a son."
>"Thanks... I don't know if I'll ever repay you."
>"Don't worry about it."
>He applies to a community college locally, he just finished the application process last week, he's paying for the apartment in full, and he's worked full time to support and feed his sister.
>Yesterday he came by my place and gave me a moon necklace.
>"I use to wear this all the time, my grandmother gave it to me, it made me feel safe. I want you to have it."
>Pic related.
i'm running out of replies so enjoy this picture. i hope you get audited by the irs. -mavis
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This.
im rite savage m8
I'm fine, thanks for asking~
I've been trying to sleep for who knows how long now, I failed miserably so I'll stay awake.. At least I got a 3 hours sleep earlier
What about you?
I like the songs because they tell stories with his vids. If you watch his vids, he uses his music to set moods and he spends time to make his vids good.
Cooking is cheaper than takeout. I can tell you that as a professional cook.
>cost of ingredients to feed 3 adults - $10 per person
>cost of a single decent takeout meal for one - $20
Buy from markets and butchers. Get to know who supplies what goods and in what prices.
Im not even American.
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Still pvping in ds2
Claiming yuno and bed
Good nigth thread and remember, you have a heart of gold, dont let them take it from you
House is nice. Here's something a little different than what I've been linking. Tell me what ya think.
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Welcome back sleepless cute bote.
I took a two and half hour nap a bit ago, so that's nice. I can sleep pretty easily now that I'm not taking my old antidepressants, but I feel tired no matter how much sleep I get.
Cooking requires effort though.
Imouto claim.
Love me some Gorillaz!
very nice, like it alot!
It's too late to go back. The market for multi isn't dying down anytime soon sadly. If it's a AAA title with single player alone it'd have to be pretty damn good nowadays.
Kek, yeah I don't keep up with it like that, didn't even know. SK is another good team. Who knocked them out though?
You're playing into the role more and more man :^)
Nevertheless that sucks.
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SK won the major! :D
Thanks cute idol
Almost done with your shift?
You stay tired trouhoug the whole day?
>implying I play a role
:^)
I know.. I'll take a short nap in the afternoon or something
Not a lot. Trust me, if you dont cut yourself with a knife you can do fine.
You arent the real Kirino.
>lets test that
>you mad cunt
I think this may be the most perfect slice of life anime ever.
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Gotta stop that anal shit yo.
Yes, I've adapted to it though.
Anyway, I'm probably gonna go back to bed.
>Its 3:34AM, I shouldn't be awake right now.
Seeya later probably~
Woo! Let me see what else I got...
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Unfortunately. Hoping AC7 proves that a big name can still make a single player that's good.
Even if it does have multi...role fighters. :^)
Not cute.
Nah, not even half way done yet. Still another 5 hours.
Are you just watching it now?!
>it can never stop
I'm going to head off to bed, but I've liked everything you've shown me so far. Thanks!
Good night everyone!
Nah. I watched it over a year ago.
straya cunt
This.
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Night Emi! Have one for the road!
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Okay. Ya. Slice of life. We'll call it that.
Aw man.. I only get tired 2 hours after I wake up, after that I'm fully awake
Yeah Yeah~
Well fuck. How's your co-worker?
Its perfect slice of life. No one can deny that.
Yeah m8. Sick cunt.
Ayy no wonder they're ranked number one right now. Sleep tight.
>Implying you can hide from the world :^)
Good idea, usually what I do.
The trailer looked hyped as hell. Hoping you're right, really don't want them to squander this.
>multi...role fighters
Cheeki :^). I miss the F-15E
I don't see any rules about lewds
You're cute.
They ended up unlocking their car... with a coat hanger.
>He's black
Is this skill that they all know or something? Because I have never seen any other race irl that knows how to do this.
I mean, in technicality I guess?
I miss that vectorized one in 4. It was one of the last ones you could unlock in the campaign.
And it honestly reminded me of 3 in some senses. I wonder if it's going to be a prequel to that.
Shiro forgot them.
You had one job nig nog
No, it is the single best SoL anime ever.
>implying I'm the real Big Boss :^)
You have the same problem than I?
Just like you
How did he d-
>He's black
Nevermind kek
Nignogs are men of many skills :^)
>I'm white and I can do that
>To be fair I do criminal activities LEGALLY for fun
>I pick my own locks and fuck around with semi-legal explosives.
But I digress, not everyone wants to know how to turn a coathanger into a slim jim.
Tiem 2 fap brb
I know a puerto rican who can do that
Or I don't involve that rule in my version of rules.
Is that Ryuko?
have a real lewd.
Technically.
...n...nuh uh....
Pfffft, it appears so.
Interesting. I've always been curious as to how these kind of things work, but I never had more than info pictures you find in those life hack threads to go off of.
Not too surprising honestly.
That's rood and lood, dood
>need more lube now, thanks alot
He also taught me how to do it
How does it work exactly? I assume you just gotta pull up on a certain latch or joint? How does it work for electric locks?
I've got a few deep web philes on stuff like this somewhere. Its mostly just jabbing it around under the window slit until you find the thingy that controls the lock, and presto, you've got yourself an unlocked door, as for the other stuff, the deep web is unsurprisingly full of things from bomb guides, cooking recipes, and how to fuck your dog. Its a jumble of shit, but you can find some pretty neat info about almost anything.
>Pic unrelated, just figured I'd contribute to the waifu environment. I mostly just lurk, and occasionally post space marines.
Uh-uh~
Kek
Was it the planes, the space elevator, or that sick HALO drop? Things seem different from the last installments but that might just be what is needed.
>Implying you aren't typing from Outer Heaven right now :^)
Nah not really. If I'm asleep I stay asleep, at times i can't even get up since I go right back out. Sometimes those power naps just come.
I have more KLK R34 if you care.
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>and how to fuck your dog
Fucking topkek. And ya, a lot of those type of guides I've seen. just none for the coat hanger thing specifically.
I'm uncute, unlike you!
The planes kinda just remind me of the interesting designs from 3. And all the future stuff makes me think this'll be the story that explains how the corporations got power over governments.
Krulcifer claimed.
Hey Maki, how's life been?
I have some weird stuff going on. I hardly ever go to sleep past midnight, and when i actually do that, then weird shit happens. Two days ago, the Nice thing, yesterday Turkish military doing the coup.
Does anyone know the source of the drawing from >?
Would love to have it, without this shitty card overlay.
>implying Outer Heaven wasn't intercepted :^)
If I fall asleep really late, I usually wake up at around 3pm, never woke up at 5 yet
You're cuter than I!
I think I saw one guide for a coat hanger, just never saved it. Although I've seen many a coat hanger abortion guides.
>There is a Wiki-How for it though. wikihow.com
However, it doesn't detail the part where you slip it through the weather flaps and jimmy jam it into the locky thing.
Not even close! You are so much cuter!
>Coat hanger abortion
You're kidding... I always joked about that with my friend whenever she mentioned having kids, but it's an actual thing?!
>Already saw it. Seems like a "Practice is needed" kinda skill. Might practice on a shitbox once I decide to start flipping cars in a few years.
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There heretic is more cute.
Long hair > short hair
Is this your new way of denying it?
REEEEEEE
>goodbye thread, third time's a charm
So is it this inactive at this time of day?
Good luck man.
Yeah, pretty much.
Eh? I don't now what you mean...
>Night Cute Bote.