You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized...

You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing

What are some other good conservative movies?

>Poor family literally receives massive handout and lives happily ever after
>conservative

it was conditional on them not being greedy about it.

burton really hated this movie

Wonka is a private citizen. Nothing wrong with charitable acts.

I rubbed my nuts all over your gobstopper machine and shit in your chocolate river too.

>Poor kid gets charity from a rich private citizen
>Liberal

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>Handouts are good if you do it THIS way
>Poverty can be fixed by giving poor people fortunes
>People who never learned how to manage money can be trusted with millions and wouldn't just drive the company into the fucking ground

Fucking liberal faggots

Looks like he has heterochromia in the thumbnail.

Too bad he stopped caring about his adaptation when Charlie actually went to the chocolate factory. The Bucket household was far better than the old movie's version.

Altruism is contrary to self interest, therefore immoral.

fuck off Vanderbilt

>Jewish billionaire chocolate merchant who cornered the market by using a slave labour force of foreign midgets(probably of Irish origin)

Jew's gunna Jew desu senpai

Wrong. Altruism only serves to stroke the ego. All philanthropy is based on self-fulfillment.
Doesn't change the fact that giving poor people massive handouts doesn't help lift them out of poverty. Look up how Africa's textile industry has been destroyed by clothing donations.

>t. Objecticuck

There is a trait in the Jewish character that does provoke animosity, maybe it's a kind of lack of generosity towards non-Jews.

>Charity
>The entire contest + tour was a giant interview process

Charlie got a job, not a handout.

the original had the best cunny, though

this

>Charlie got a job, not a handout.

That's a good point. Wonka hired him to run the factory, which seems to be a 24/7 very stressful job

How's being 16 reading Rand in high school working out for you?

>thinking he gave Charlie a handout

He gave Charlie a job, and it was a job that he earned.

If you're arguing that self interest is the only justifiable reason for an action, than you're implying morality doesn't exist. Nothing would be immoral, only good or bad.

>fast forward 30 years.
>wonka dying or dead
>grampa joe long since dead
>just charlie and the oompa loompas
>making candy
>every day

bit grim tbqh.

Whole factory probably went under once Thatcher closed down the candy mines.

>Married with a kid
>Mother nagging Charlie
>Oompa Loompa's running a train on Charlie's wife.

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