Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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This was my plan all along

F乙

ウルフルズ / 借金大王
youtube.com/watch?v=L1pw3d-fmqQ

hey please delete this thread
I want to make a thread for my gf
Today I have to show my love or I will be sad forever

>Youtube
Did you consider my offer of becoming VLOGGER with me?

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俺は百人です

It's the white and black shirt meme

my first waifu was pic related

I would kill you
You don't give a shit about Korea or Korean girls
You want sex and nothing more. because you watched some kpop videos and think Korea is like that
You're the only person here I really hate
Because you're an ignorant, arogant racist that never had to struggle in his life but thinks the world hates him
Sorry, but when your family is dead and you're old you're going go realize what a massive asshole you've been and wish that you would've cared about other people because nobody will be there that cares about you
no nurse and hooker will make you feel the same, make you feel like a human who's loved
you still have your parents and family but they can be gone sooner than you think

you wish (^:

誰かおるかー?

then I realized she was in love with this blonde white dude
:(

なぜ皆さんが英語を話しているの?

and that's how your hate for white men started

俺は日本語がかなり苦手だから

かなり上手に見えるが

I AMU JAPANESE GOBURIN

私も
練習が必要

>Labanon
How is your life going?

then my 2nd waifu was pic related

So I have dual citizenship since my mum was born and raised in nippon

If I want to be a citizen of nippon do i have to get rid of my american citizenship?

Oh-oh

then I realized she was in love with this blonde white dude
:(
:(

My hate for white men started when I realized that I don't look like a white man
And also I was in love with an Italian girl who rejected me but went out with another white guy later
That's when I knew, it doesn't matter how nice you are if you have a small dick and short legs you will be forever alone

>hinata
fucking shit tier m8

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あんな小さな文章でその程まで思っている?
まさか

頑張りましょう

Say it to my face not on the internet and see what happens.

Very good, what about you?

がんばるぞいー! (´• ω •`)

Yes. When you apply a Japanese citizenship, Japanese gov requires you to submit an official document proving that your American citizenship is discarded.

I always liked the old milf who had that giant snail
she was the mayor I think
Naruto sucks

Oh yeah? What you gonna do to him, leaf boy?

pfff

僕より上手だろ

まぁ結局僕があまり下手ですが

best girl :DDDD

Sorry kiddo, nothing personell ;)

OH-OH!

youtube.com/watch?v=0c_mhrB7LlQ

Why do Japanese people hate Koreans?

さあな、そんなことないと思う

「結局」 を わからなかった
私より上手だよね (╥﹏╥)

Why do Europeans hate black people, Muslims, and immigrants?

あんたは/djt/のいつも投稿してるブラジル人のですか?

youtube.com/watch?v=95QpJScedEM

:^)
YOU wish

why would I wish that?

She legit looks like a guy in make-up a wig tho

いいえ、俺じゃない
正直に言うと、俺は/djt/があんまり好きじゃない、奴らはいつも傲慢に見える

hi, wanna talk?
whats your opinion about me?

That's when it gets gud

she does

多分、他人はブラジル在日日本人だ。
ブラジルでは日本人が沢山だろう。

愉悦

Your opinion on following:
white male latino female couples?
asian male latino female couples?
black male latino female couples?

享楽

>white male latino female couples?
sounds ok to me

what do you think about
white male slavic female couples?

Cool, I'm not slavic btw

Are you one of those asian russians?

>ブラジル在日
かもね
でもでないとただのブラジル人の可能性もある、このスレにも時々一人や二人のブラジルが書き込みをする、結局

he's japanese

since
latino = amerindian + any other race
adding more of any race to the mix doesnt change that much the final result

whats your opinion about me?

喜び
嬉しさ
気持ちがいい
幸せ

幸福

楽しさ
how did I do?

ダマレ、ブラサル人

Great guy

I think I'd know if I was talking to one of my own countrymen

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answer

Post pic of the snow storm

爆丸シュート

It's pitch black outside and no storm

面白い。
そのスレでは日本人以外欧米人しかがいないかな。

失礼な奴だな、お前は
やる気か?上等だ、この野郎!

Damn it
Is my Iphone lying to me

Fine
Be in denial about your own race

Your thoughts on kanna hashimoto's explosion of popularity overnight because of a singular pic of her as a 13 year old?

How was your exam?

shit
I have another one tomorrow

Tomorrow will be better
You can do it!

Explosion of popularity in Japan of specifically

not Sup Forumsdjt but /jp/djt
一人でも仙人
日本鬼子ね
国籍は原則として二者択一
副詞「あまり」は否定の「ない」で結ぶ
それ以前にバカだ
ブラジルの日系人なら
在ブラジル日系人
となる
you gotta fap fap fap
日本語は全てDoJGに書いてあると信仰している
超絶オナニースレ
本体は/jp/に移動しSup Forumsに残っているのはカス

>kunrei romanization

ああ、普通にそうですね
ちょっと珍しいが、一人の韓国ポスターも時々こっちに来ると思うけど

it's about time that many Japanese posters would get up.

椎名林檎 - 青春の瞬き

youtube.com/watch?v=YB0eRwdZjMo

椎名林檎は日本の宝物だ
東京五輪も彼女に任せるべきだ
秋元に任せたら最悪になる

実はSup Forumsでは欧米人と比べて東亜人が少ない。
英語を知っている人より多いからかも

ああ、おそらくそうですね

The world is so scary

Does anyone feel like translating this?
[spoiler]lmao

おはよう。
俺はアメリカ外人。
代々からワイト男が黄人(あなた)を殺している。
聊か可笑しいよ!
日本の女性は俺のだ!
貴様の臭い日本豚はねずみみたい!
死ね!!!

For what purpose?
It's just an afternote.

The F.
Bad at school
Bad at girls
Bad at life
The End

Japanese sentences written by English native speakers have some trait which is distinguishable from sentences written by non-English native speakers.
Maybe, you think in English then translate it into Japanese which makes this trait.

黙っとれ、カス
ネイティブの真似なんかしようと思ってないし

morning dude

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>豚はねずみみたい
真似とか日本語云々以前におかしいと思わなかったのか

And vice versa.

おはよっす