Movies men can't mentally grasp:

I'll begin.

>pic related

I like it when she throws her boot down the mountain like the retarded woman that she is.

Is this like a shitty Into The Wild?

I literally could not understand the appeal of this movie. Bravo OP

Sicario. Only a woman could truly identify with Kate.

Rational male human detected. Fuck off, reasonable person; you just don't get it.

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Army Dog

>Lazy into the wild ripoff with a female character.

There I grasped it. Go take your dyke bullshit elsewhere.

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was this her first movie after she pulled the do you know who i am card during a dui stop

what is In The Wild?

>eat
Instant gratification is a woman's favorite thing.
>pray
Women think if they emote hard enough the world will bend to their will (actually kinda true thanks to men)
>love
Something women are obsessed with because they genuinely can't grasp it.

Perfect title for a woman's movie.

Julia Roberts' entire career is proof that estrogen makes women retarded.

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Whatever you do don't read the book. Literally a fantasy novel for pathetic middle aged women.

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Mulholland Drive.

There was no danger of that ever happening, but thanks for the warning.

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who throws their own shoe into the abyss? at least when men throw something it is to witness the uncontrollable thing's destruction.

we do understand it

we just dont want to watch it and risk slapping her around like the conniving bitch she is

fun fact: the boot she throws was never found after filming but a guy on /out/ found it like 2 months later

>not protecting legs
>pack arranged sloppy as fuck, center of gravity too high
>not protecting head/eyes from sun
>sleeping bag fucking falling out, she can't tie a knot
>fucking plastic starbucks coffee mug hanging off the side for some inexplicable reason

0/10 would not hike with

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men are all retards, really they don't understand any movie

pretty good

that's a bit harsh...

shitty into the wild is redundant

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Gi jane was a shit movie

>needing to rough it and feel empowered because of all your irrational emotions
yeah, i'd never understand it

well thats ur opinion

loved it, and i'm a man

This. My mom loves it, yet my dad, my brother, and I all think it's ass.

> thread about movies that men can't mentally grasp
> only movies posted are ones directed by men

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>[insert rom com with female lead here]

Yeah I honest to god don't understand the appeal to this one.

only a woman could appreciate this pile of shit

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I feel bad for white guys.
Having to put up with this shit!

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Can confirm, one of my nutjob exes was crazy about this movie, she ended up running off to Israel to try to get over me

This movie freaks me out more than any other simply because it was fucking real. Some goddamn Canadian came down to California, kidnapped a bunch of children, and giving chopped them into bits.

That's a great movie pleb

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Cunt whore.

I love this film. Brought me to tears you stupid fucking slut. You're nothing without man bitch.

...okay then.

You aren't doing your gender any favors, guys.

How about you show me your tits, so I can decide what fovors you're doing your own gender.

Hoe

WOMEN ARE LITERALLY SUBHUMAN

THERE ARE PEOPLE AND THEN THERE ARE WOMEN

Most fedora Reddit comment itt

>ITT a guy trying to pass a girl trying to pass as a guy
>And TV lashes out in confusion

How would you know what reddit is like, friendo? Think carefully.

:^)

they forced me to watch this in religion ed along with requiem for a dream.

The autismal smugness gives it away, your attempt at a "gotcha" question just further proves my suspicions. How do I know? You guys have a distinct posting style and it's easy to tell who is from around here and who is trying too hard to fit in :3

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>he can't count IPs
Try again, fampai.

>thread up all day
>no gone girl

Really guys

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A coming of age girls movie I guess

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>even women robots are manipulative cunts
Wow, so deep

>what I didn't get on movie about an idiot who is seduced by a robot and wants to steal the other guy's property
Typical guy without insight

Only and idiot or a woman, but I repeat myself, could have such a dehumanized and psychotic perspective.

so edgy

>edgy
The whole point of the movie is essentially that what comes off as genuine human behavior is fundamentally a series of calculation, subconscious or otherwise and that the biochemical machine which is our brain, our selves, is just that, a machine. I don't really want to get into it all but the idea but the core question is essentially "what is consciousness?" and the movie leaves that kinda open, on one end it's suggesting that it's just calculations which is why he was bested and fell for the cunt, on the other end it suggests that it's more than that BECAUSE he was tricked. The statement:
>what I didn't get on movie about an idiot who is seduced by a robot and wants to steal the other guy's property
is just fucking retarded.

>Only an idiot or a woman
>not edgy at all
I think you missed the point of this conversation.

The whole fucking thread is back and forth shit. Then again how could a woman understand context and not react emotionally to shit. :^)

>Implying being autistic is masculine

Watching this one as a man will only make you rage.

>ill cheat because muh feels and freedom

>The only movies women appreciate is feminist schlock
>The only ideal they can grasp is one related directly to them
lul

>immediately start making judgements about masculinity when you realize you made of a fool of yourself.
Wow you really are a woman aren't you? Let me guess, next you'll say that "real men" don't blah blah or that I must have a small penis or something, right? Wewlass

This is an extremely girly movie.

bait
has to be

What about this?

It was a good movie. The only dumb bitch here is Anne

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>color

Fuck off yank

Luckily I don't have to understand it in order to masturbate to it.

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Horrible acting, story about as interesting as Love Actually.

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I grasped my cock when she got her tits out.

That was fun.

>Hey why did you become a heroin addict and fuck everyone you possibly could?
My mom died
>Oh that must have been rough, I can see how you'd freak out in the immediate aftermath. How long ago did she die?
Five years ago
>Yea nah bitch you a ho
BUT I GOT CAUGHT AND WENT ON A LONG HIKE TO PROVE I STILL MATTER
>Way to abandon your life when it got hard and your first way of abandonment didn't work
>NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ITS NOT MY FAULT I WAS SAD

never

ITT: mad roasties jealous they can't understand Master & Commander

What do you think of In the Heart of the Sea? I watched them back to back. I liked the acting in M&C better, but the settings of ItHotS felt better.

91 posts and no pic related.

I'm man enough to admit I didn't get it.

Wouldn't it be difficult to know what you didn't get? You would just think it was a bad movie, you wouldn't be able to admit you're the problem not the movie.
That said, Blue is the Warmest Color. Boring ass movie.

>try to get women to be responsible for their own actions

Fastest way to die virgin

>all these movies written and directed by white males posted ITT
Pic related, it's the patriarchy, and good luck trying to stop it.

kill yourself pleb

im a guy and i like this movie. wasnt amazing but wasnt shit either.

maybe its just cause i like baseball

this movie actually made me sad.

Y'know what ? The source material, "Wild", was written by a woman; however, it got adopted to a screenplay by a man. What kind of point you are trying to make, user ?