Why is this and many other jazz albums so dull, monotonous, lifeless, and boring?

Why is this and many other jazz albums so dull, monotonous, lifeless, and boring?

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Because, my dear friend, there is a thing in life we all have that is called, an opinion.

It's because you aren't smart enough to understand J A Z Z

The trumpet has no soul

/satanic jazz/ when?

>A Love Supreme
>lifeless and boring

shit bait

That's what it is

go back to your memerap kid

/thread

>memerap
I don't listen to memerap

Your post is a meme basically

shit bait? i know

jazz is more accessible and enjoyable than even the most accessible and enjoyable rock

i literally dont get how people cant into jazz

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All subjective criticism and therefore meaningless

No, lifeless and boring. Very monotonous, as well as dull.

Jazz fans consist of the lowest degree and the most easly amused plebs.

Probably cause you're a new tripfag

>subjective
Not really, if you actually listen to it you'll notice how monotonous and dry it is.

reasoning?

>new

there's only one person who is new here user.

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>lifeless, dry, boring

youtu.be/RlrQZc3h13E?t=21m42s

It's funny that this is considered Coltrane's masterpiece when drummer Elvin Jones' performance is really the highlight of the whole album.

I'd say Coltrane's best musicianship is on Crescent.

But I've listened to it probably somewhere close to 50 times and never found that to be the case.

Those words are subjective. Try analyzing the music to find what about the music you found to be monotonous and dry.

Otherwise please don't expect anyone to give a shit about your opinion.

Probably because you're a pleb

I mean, you listened to it 50 times. Go figure, lost cause.

Because that's what Jazz is, lifeless and monotonous.

Jazz fans are worse than Radiohead fans

>melodic line has more than 6 notes in it
>brain turns off

>harmony implies more than four notes
>brain turns off

>four notes
you're really stretching it dude

Belting vibrato isnt soul.

Well I mean, most hip-hop, pop, and EDM nowadays uses some seventh chords

Eh, your meme post is cancer.

Implying this album wasn't made by a fucking nigger

>forgetting le ebin maymay arrrow

There comes a time in every shitty bait thread where OP absolutely goes off-character and ends up looking like just a dumbass with a lot of extra time:

Get off the internet, you dummy.

Nice meme

I wish GG would come back. That guy had a real talent for b8

>tfw (You)'re too patrician to like jazz

Well it's improvisation based so instead of having repeated hooks it just has a continuous flow of notes. But a lot of pop and R&B music could basically be thought of as Jazz + hooks.

I hate this disgustingly obvious pseudo-psychological that call threads bait because they can't handle a disagreeing opinion

Jazz is lifeless, dull, and monotonous. For plebs only.