Patrician's guide to capeshit

Top 5 Hollywood capeshit:

1. Unbreakable

2. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

3. Man of Steel

4. Watchmen

5. Spider-Man 3

------------------------Honorable Mentions------------------------
- Spider-Man 1 & 2

- Hancock

- The Dark Knight (only good because of Heath Ledger, Nolan is a hack)

- The Incredibles

- Captain America: The First Avenger


How to spot a pleb/shill:

"Iron Man is the best MCU movie"

"CA:TWS is the best MCU movie"

"Snyder is a hack"

"S-shut up! You're just a contrarian"

"muh Box Office/RT company wars"

"muh pacing/editing"

"muh X-men"

"muh laughing evans"

Sorry OP

Your intentions are good, but we already have a definitive list

i haven't seen a single one

POSTING

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AND OBJECTIVE

ETERNAL TIERS

I can't believe people think Spiderman 3 is a bad movie

I would ride prime era Arnold's dick and I'm not even homo.

Topher Grace was really, really bad. That being said everything else about 3 was on par with the former 2 movies.

Guardians, Batman 1989, and Avengers all deserve to be one tier higher at least

>X-Men 2 not God-tier

saved

>girl Wolverine is the bad guy
you're lucky it's not lower

I'd consider Guardians and maybe Batman, but definitely not Avengers. Nothing even happened in that movie. A bunch of lizards attacked and were stomped out effortlessly. If there was a boss or two to fight on top of the grunts I would have bumped it up significantly, but.

I wouldn't say his acting was bad, seems you just hated his portrayal

I'll meet you halfway and say that he was a fucking AWFUL villain, regardless if that was a bad portrayal of Venom or not.

I hate him as an actor, but that's just me

Granted that sucked but everything else was so good

>Star Wars is capeshit

I don't understand this meme. It's not comic book based and it's not superheroes.
>Jedi are superheroes!
They're not, but even if they were, you're not including every other fantasy movie in there. Is Harry Potter capeshit? Or the Shining?

Best part was Iron Man fighting Thor. That was admittedly fucking awesome. Thor vs Hulk was a letdown and the rest of the movie was too long with not enough happening.

>Star Wars is capeshit
It is now.

>Unbreakable
>a good movie

Pick one.

>it is now
Why? Because you said so?

Just stop watching it 30 seconds early, before that little infograph comes up.

>awful
>owned by Disney
>females snapping necks left and right
>capes
>masks
>super powers
It's capeshit. Operative word being shit.

honestly I think you should re-watch the avengers, I did so recently and forgot how good it was. Even though Whedon is a reddit cuck he still did a pretty good job with the dynamics between the characters

Capeshit just means franchise movies made for younger audiences. Hunger Games, Maze Runner, Star Wars and Marvel all fit.

Alright. I'll give it one more go.

Maze Runner >>>>>>>>>>>> Hunger Games > Star Wars

prove me wrong

Wew lad

>prove me wrong

Where does Divergent fit?

Top 5 comic movies, in no particular order, are Spider-Man 2, Iron Man, Civil War, Winter Soldier, and The Dark Knight

Any other movies listed in the top 5 are incorrect, factually.

One doesn't need to prove the sky is blue, that the ocean is wet, or that you are wrong.

Never saw it.

I'm not sure what you're saying. Are you saying Star Wars and Hunger Games are good? Because that would be pretty wrong.

This guy is correct. I'd fight for a spot for X2 but other than that he's right.

Nice

>CIA: god tier
>TDKR: mediocre tier

This guy gets it.

>capeshit
>patrician

No it's
>patrician capeshit
It's a relative term.

Oh, ok. Though OP said patrician's guide to capeshit.

OP is wrong though.