So johnny depps putting on the beef huh!!!!

So johnny depps putting on the beef huh!!!!

Hate his beard

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Here is another fat cunt

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Anyone else got any fat old celebs?

FAT CELEBS BUMP

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You can't handle the truth!

He's becoming increasingly unable to see his own body.

America in a nutshell, he is a national symbol and treasure

I would eat Taco Belle all night long.

>he is a national symbol and treasure

Said nobody ever about Jack Nicholson.

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This is how he should be. That tweeker body wasn't cutting it.

Jack Nicholson is a complete and total badass. Great Actor. Absolutely great. Amazing movies.

If he wants to go off the deep end in his old age, fuck it -- leave him alone and let him do it. The guy's earned it.

He's like, 80 years old. How is he supposed to look?

>be me
>get invited to "The Tourist" movie premiere and after party
>waiting in the line to get in, to watch movie
>Johnny Depp tries to sneak by unnoticed
>sees i spot him
>don't point him out, just a head nod
>he head nods back, appreciative i didnt blow up his spot
>movie was lame
>at the after party
>Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt there, say hey to them
>few other random celebs
>Turtle from Entourage
>Precious from Precious
>Brooklyn Decker and Chrissy Teigan
>no J Depp though
>there for a bit, party basically over
>about to leave
>get tap on shoulder
>Johnny Depp says whaddup
>talk to him about old TV shows
>he was rewatching Dallas
>fun day

would eat her alive, she looks great this chubby, there's plenty of sticks in the porn industry already for people who like that.

>tweaker
>healthy weight
What's it like having to use a scooter at grocery stores

you mean he's getting fat?

I hate golf

... and he is banging hot young sluts on the reg from what I read.

Living the fucking dream.

Not fat? Muscular maybe?

At 80? You're not even 80, and I guarantee you aren't a sculpted, muscular person. What's your excuse.

Shit's rough since the divorce.

Alyssa?????

Except even Jim Arrington's tits sag

anyone else want to suck on them titties?

OG Kush, Girl Scout, Dank Skunk?

I'd suck on that baguette

What exactly you mean by that? What's so shocking about him getting fat? And do you know how old he is by now? Of course he's not gonna look like how he used to look years ago. This thread is stupid and you sound like an actual faggot who sucks dick.

Nigga that's a sandwich

FUCK William Shatner

I hate that fucking prick and his stupid faggot voice

No. Fucking. Way!
Seriously, that's got to be shooped right?

Kek

>my father is 75

Now a Muhammad hate thread

Your dad doesn't look like a stinky dirty Mexican so I don't understand why he's in the fields doing their work

What gives, user?

>your father
>not a rich old man who lived a life of luxury

Show me his tits

My father, still alive and healthy at 100.
Sorry that physical fitness and healthy eating arnt enough of a reward. Some people only want whats easy I guess.