HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!

>gestapo get

I swear I don't even read the torah.

>0 get

fuck niggers

Sieg Heil!

Rolling for lost papers.

What?

Roll

oh shit

Freedom!

hey goys!

ok im re-rolling i swear im not a jew!

>Auto
ok rolling for liberation!

Roll

Dog

fuck i'm one dead Juden oh well i tried to show you all the benefits of Judaeo- Bolshevism

come on trips

re-roll

Reroll

Das roll

HEIL

Lasst mich durch ihr Nazischweine!

if i understand the complicated rules, 1 rerolls

Rolling

Rear again

Reroll to kill them all

Rwrorlll

heil hitler

Ralllin'

I LIVE TO SERVE

Petri Heil Kamerad! Gibt es Probleme?

Final reroll

NEIN! DU HALT! HAMMERZEIT!

Bitch blm all day
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Ha! Innocent. Heil ze Duetchland

>attacks with fishing pole

Pip pip chaps

Fuck I forgot my picture

Retreat successful.

Roll

Liebe est Deutschland

>1488 -
rolling

Heil Hitler!

Rorring

at least i got the 14, right?

Oh fuck, save me

I swear im german

DØD OVER TYRANNER

Hh

Re-roll

nein

I'll give it a shot

Re-roll?

BLM fuck you white racist
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oy vey

Reroll

Guten Tag. Eine Bratwurst bitte ^^

Sieg Heil!

Am ded

i lub zee fuhrer

Rolling on this great game

Heil Hitler

nazi nigger pull the trigger

Rerolling after 0

Fick dich. Ich habe einen wichtigen Job zu machen, direkt von dem Führer.

tfw i'll end up dead

rolling

Yo nigga

Roll

Im a Disabled individual AND homosexual. Arrested on site. Probably going to be shot behind some building.

Stoner rawling for glory

lel reroliing

Du fickers

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Kameraden.

rerolling because I lost my papers.

Roll 4 Germany

yass

roll

roll

Humdidum

Reroll

nanananananananana

Jeg kan godt li kage

rollz

Ich brachte große Schande über das Vaterland.

roll

Heil mein fuhrer!

kek

roll

Sieg Heil!

papers are still lost. Need one more reroll.

Lassen sie mich durch, Kamerad!

roll

reroll

long live the Führer

I am just a deutscher

Rooling

Fuck you nigger

Jew x2 is a true jew