Please tell me this isnt real. I'm sure there are some neckbeards doing this, but this cant be the norm?

Please tell me this isnt real. I'm sure there are some neckbeards doing this, but this cant be the norm?

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I personally always shower after a good shit.

wtf do you do? Use those stupid fucking wet wipes?

What? Wiping my ass with toilet paper? Yeah, I wipe my fucking ass.

Anal bleaching? I know porn stars so it. Doubt it is very widespread through.

I just called but some nigger picked up so I hung up.

Wash your ass you nigger.

What do you do when you have dirty hands? Wash them or rub them with dry paper?

here's how they do it in india. It's much more hygenic.

hahaha good 1 dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ever heard of a fucking wet wipe? Cleans that shit right off.

OP, please tell me you're just trolling. Of course we don't use tissue paper to smear shit around our asses. That's for blowing your nose.

Honestly, why would you think anyone would need to do this? What other animal can't take a dump without covering themselves in shit? Do dogs keep rolls of tissue around for when they need to drop a log? When a bear shits in the woods does he need to wipe afterwards?

Think before you post this kind of crap.

I dunno, Amerifats have all got such huge asses nowadays. Maybe they can't spread'um far enough apart to take a shot without it getting all over them.

bull shit I dont believe any people will use only paper after doing shit, this is disgusting

This

You wipe til nothing comes up, then you do one more with a wet wad of tp.

Then always wash your ass with soap when you shower.

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I'd dump it but filling out captchas on mobile is aids

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Their posting it in a loli thread right now

What is one supposed to do?

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> wet wad of tp

what, do you dip it into the bowl? Is that before or after you flush?

People can think OP is making a troll but maybe this is true. When I was in US the hotels did not had bidet in the bathroom. Once I asked to reception if there was room with bathroom and bidet but he did not know even what it is.

wtf. no just no. you're the guy that has tiny wads of tp all around your butthole. you use wetwipes. they wont ball up and stick to your asshole you dingleberried fuck.

You wet it in the sink you stupid nigger

Yeah okay bud. Fuck off back to your call center. Indians are disgusting lol.

america needs to have some designated shitting streets

It's called New Jersey, you fucking retard.

lol bidet isn't sanitary either. splashing water against your turdcutter will only spread your fecal particles everywhere. just like when you flush the toilet you should flush with the lid down. plus those bidet fuckers will have shit-filled water running down their legs. it's unsanitary. bunch of medieval savages on here apparently

I usually just use my hand and lick it clean when im done
High five

every country without a bidet is third world.
proud of fucking be italian. when i'm in shit tier countries i just wash my ass in the sink, then pass alcol on the sink (if i'm in my house) or just do nothing and don't tell anyone about it (if i'm in someone else house).
Buy a fucking bidet, you gaudent faggots.

It is, except the fact that the area of the anus is not darker cause of shit. It is due to different composition of the skin. Idd tough, smearing shit with paper is disgusting!

Do you even english? Poo in the fucking loo mother fucker.

for lots of people maybe i guess. I personally always felt as though if shit were to get on any other part of my body id do more then wipe so why would that be diffrent? I dont use wet wipes becuase they are really bad for your plumbing but i usually use a bit of toilet paper thats wet and a dab of soap.

keep telling that to yourself you indian shitstain

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kek

they are also terrible for your pipes

Whats wrong with wet wipes

Did you stay at the fucking motel 6?

use a wetwipe you fucking savage

Been using wet wipes for years now. Especially if you have ass hair, you should use them too, or clean your ass with water.

Nah this is bullshit this is just anti american propaganda by lesser shitholes around the world (by lesser shitholes I mean anywhere that isn't America or like switzerland)

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or ypu can not be a retard and use toitlet paper that doesn't suck or better yet just dont be a fucking retard. wet wipes are not good.

Wet wipes clog the fuck out of your toilet and create shit burgs in the sewers whitch breed bacteria that is antibioyic resistant

You points are very fucking stupid please stop living. We shouldn't wipe because animals don't? That's fucking stupid. Why do you wear clothes? Why do you wash you shower? I mean it's not like animals do that.

I do clean it like twice a day under the shower but my asshole is still brown. And im not black.

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the old ones would, the new ones are much better. unless you live in anything above the second floor and in a third world country

if ass hygiene is so important to pakis then why dont they just use wet wipes

not to mention id rather have a shitty ass than shitty fingers

Bidets perfectly encapsulates the latent homosexuality and therefore degeneracy of all European countries. You gay motherfuckers don't just like water shot up there huh?

Then I hope you've got a small bathroom. Otherwise you're duckwalking back and forth around it with a shitty ass.

Get a bidet, you shitty assed Amerifat.

better than being a crustybutt

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if you wet toilet paper ya dumbfuck, it will cling to your butthairs like a jew clings to a shekel. it doesn't matter the quality of the tp.

Just have a small trash can faggot

no they are not

Italy is the only place in the world with bidet. If you don't own one, you're basically going around with shit in your ass

whats the point, its just gonna get dirty again. retard.

But the man who has to clean the sewer is gonna kill ya

Venice is a literal bidet

Just reach down in the water and splash some water up

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had my tank pumped and replaced two years ago because of it. he went on about why there were so many "baby" wipes in there when there werent any babies in the house
fucking crusty ass manlet

oh im sorry that you have knots of asshole hair and i dont share that problem.

Baby wipes > anything else.
No dry butthole and it cleans better.

Like I'm going to rub alcohol wipes on my ass I can only imagine how much that would hurt

aight so i dont do the tp-in-the-sink shit i just use wet wipes, but you realise you could wet it by taking the lid off the toilet, right?
dont gotta waddle to the sink with a shitty ass and dont need to clean your ass with shitty pisswater

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I usually door with to to get the mass off. shower after I shit or I use my hand and water to clean off residue. If I use my hand I thoughrally clean my hand off with dishsoap. I preferred using wet wipes but because I love in a house that has a septic tank I can't use them without clogging it all up.

I don't smell anything on my hands and nobody else can either so it's a working system.

Get the right ones and there isn't an issue.

That would explain alot about why americans smell so bad. I was in Miami so I figured the smell was mostly sweat but I might have been wrong. Jesus

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Mfw you don't even know how it works

Go eat some mc shit

LOL no alcohol dumbass.

*wipe with tp to get the mass

We wear clothes because we evolved for a tropical savanna that few of use still live in, and apparently because we can't be trusted to see another humans crotch without flipping out.

Go look at the people who still live on the savanna. Not much clothes.

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Yea keep finding excuses you smelly ass fat dipshit

My wet wipes have safe flush technology whatever that means.

Animals don't have butt cheeks.

I don't like looking at or touching other people's dicks and mine is nothing special to be proud of anyways.

most houses in the us dont have bidets, though wet wipes have become popular

water splashes your ass.
you thinking this is a difficult concept is what's laughable. you probably didn't start walking until you were 3 years old. and weren't potty trained until you were 5.

What's the alternative? A bidet?

Now you have shit water in your crack. Water is a breeding ground for bacteria.

do italian public restrooms also have bidets?

This is not a true statement.

no they all do this. they partially dissolve and eventually start to form clumps which can fuck up your septic pump

mine say the same thing
still had to replace my pump

So, you have a trashcan full of shit covered wet wipes?

Kek
amerifats -> stinky ameributts

if this were true then regular toilet paper would do the same. you people are insane

wet wipes aren't regular toilet paper
i still use them. it's way better than being a crustybutt. i'm just telling the truth

I like to start dry and finish up w/ a wet wipe or two. Dry TP = Shampoo. Wet wipe = conditioner.
Although I don't use conditioner.