/brit/

Are Margaret edition

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HAHAHAHAHA THIS GENERAL IS SHIT AND SO IS CARA AND MAISIE.

are ghosts real

living the dream

first name are, second name rosy

who /shart/ here

Janny? JANNNNNNYYYYYY!!!!!!

how can they be real if our eyes aren't real?

riddle me that

>tfw my parents had such high hopes for me but I amounted to nothing

No, it's just disinformation to keep curious minds away from the flat earth. Same thing with aliens, Bigfoot, cryptoids, and other such bollocks. Research the flat earth.

tell me brother if you did not receive your share of the oats would you perish?

post more of the convo why did you stop

genuinely think some posters here are as funny as Mcintyre or Bishop

Rutherford.

going to propose to my black boyfriend lads

Memes are only funny on the internet

having a morning whisky

Been like this for 9 years now

all me

rasheed

Seems comfy as hell though tbqh with you m8

wont change unless you do something about it 2bh

if my parents had pushed me harder i would have an oxbridge PhD not a shitty humanities masters from a rustlers burger

after the love cannon comment she said "easy tiger" and asked me what i wanted, i said "just some banter to share with /brit/" she said fair enough and i didn't say anything else

Our Audrey

not hard desu.

Now if you'd said Howard or Parsons, THAT would be something

have a wank
do a poo
fire up the ol 'chon

It plays havoc on your soul after a couple of years

anti depressants are placebos

8 years for me

sort of want a 6/10 gf so she wont leave me but also want a 9/10 for status reasons

What do I say now?

How come they make your dick go numb during sex then?

yes, placebos that make my willy so numb i can barely wank anymore

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I'm dyin for ur puss

ask her what she thinks of the pedestrianization of norwich

do psychedelics such as shrooms or lsd, it will change your life

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please respond

ask her for her whatsapp

Can second this, been on them a year and not had a proper hard on since.

why do yanks call it the hokey pokey instead of the hokey cokey

Why? If you fill the time with stuff you want to do it seems like paradise. Imagine you'd spend all of this time working at Tesco or some shite, that would kill your soul.

>tfw 28 KV

should i kill myself or chemically castrate myself?

lel

>POOLSEA

say you'll fuck her fucking fanny off

Do you lads dream about doing anything else with your lives?

anyone here work with computers?

>Imagine you'd spend all of this time working at Tesco or some shite

>tfw this is me right now

ye

oh, you think that's funny, do you?

well, guess what? fuck you

*under breath* showed that fucker...

you're a soft cunt

hahah you're already twice the age i was when i had my first gf

Yeah I have, but I'm too socially anxious and can also never commit to anything.

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my nan back in the day x

tried cognitive behavioural therapy? it works if you put the effort in

t. used to work for a CBT service

how do i learn some basic coding? for some adwords scripts

been drinking a cask of wine every day for the last 6 years

true

>when 190kg bitch is in the match thread

is that car huge or is she tiny?

I've tried therapy before I find it too awkward and unhelpful so I just gave up

reddit

Les Winen

a lot of CBT is self-directed so perhaps try doing it solo through an online course? pretty sure they exist.

janny FREAKED

>Hair Colour: Bald

my mum back in the day

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>Being a KV
>Being British

Literally how? Is it a Southern thing?

did a similar thing tbqh. about 8 cans of lager per day, at least 4 of which were super strength shit, for over 6 years. got the 'ol fatty liver

lads, you ever have dreams where you're driving a car and you're stopped somewhere (like a traffic light or something) but the car just moves on its own?

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never

love girls with septum piercings

don't know what it is but there's nothing more enticing

cant say i have

Posting WHILST spooning the gf

woodberry

inb4 FONT

doing a think

what if elizabeth, charles, and william all just died

we'd have prince george, a 3 year old, as our king


mental

by being ugly and autistic

ever have dreams where you punch someone but your punches are bitchweak and don't do anything?

best way to lose stomach fat? been doing 30 min run and 20 min sit ups a day, getting there a bit but still want it flatter. cheers m8s

had a dream i got bullied on /soc/
woke up and someone had called me a thirsty autist faggot
bit weird. accurate though.

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Why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?

Long may he reign

>KV

Siri, define KV

Keep doing cardio mate

eat less you fat fuck

yes that is how monarchy works

What is the key to happiness?

Is it money?
Is it love?
Is it both?

What must one acquire in order to achieve happiness, or is human tendency to be unhappy no matter what you have?

stomach fat is always the last to go so just keep doing what you're doing. diet is crucial too.

this guy has terminal cancer, his wife just left him and won't let him see his kids

>trusting women ever

Money.