Are Margaret edition
/brit/
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HAHAHAHAHA THIS GENERAL IS SHIT AND SO IS CARA AND MAISIE.
are ghosts real
living the dream
first name are, second name rosy
who /shart/ here
Janny? JANNNNNNYYYYYY!!!!!!
how can they be real if our eyes aren't real?
riddle me that
>tfw my parents had such high hopes for me but I amounted to nothing
No, it's just disinformation to keep curious minds away from the flat earth. Same thing with aliens, Bigfoot, cryptoids, and other such bollocks. Research the flat earth.
tell me brother if you did not receive your share of the oats would you perish?
post more of the convo why did you stop
genuinely think some posters here are as funny as Mcintyre or Bishop
Rutherford.
going to propose to my black boyfriend lads
Memes are only funny on the internet
having a morning whisky
Been like this for 9 years now
all me
rasheed
Seems comfy as hell though tbqh with you m8
wont change unless you do something about it 2bh
if my parents had pushed me harder i would have an oxbridge PhD not a shitty humanities masters from a rustlers burger
after the love cannon comment she said "easy tiger" and asked me what i wanted, i said "just some banter to share with /brit/" she said fair enough and i didn't say anything else
Our Audrey
not hard desu.
Now if you'd said Howard or Parsons, THAT would be something
have a wank
do a poo
fire up the ol 'chon
It plays havoc on your soul after a couple of years
anti depressants are placebos
8 years for me
sort of want a 6/10 gf so she wont leave me but also want a 9/10 for status reasons
What do I say now?
How come they make your dick go numb during sex then?
yes, placebos that make my willy so numb i can barely wank anymore
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I'm dyin for ur puss
ask her what she thinks of the pedestrianization of norwich
do psychedelics such as shrooms or lsd, it will change your life
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please respond
ask her for her whatsapp
Can second this, been on them a year and not had a proper hard on since.
why do yanks call it the hokey pokey instead of the hokey cokey
Why? If you fill the time with stuff you want to do it seems like paradise. Imagine you'd spend all of this time working at Tesco or some shite, that would kill your soul.
>tfw 28 KV
should i kill myself or chemically castrate myself?
lel
>POOLSEA
say you'll fuck her fucking fanny off
Do you lads dream about doing anything else with your lives?
anyone here work with computers?
>Imagine you'd spend all of this time working at Tesco or some shite
>tfw this is me right now
ye
oh, you think that's funny, do you?
well, guess what? fuck you
*under breath* showed that fucker...
you're a soft cunt
hahah you're already twice the age i was when i had my first gf
Yeah I have, but I'm too socially anxious and can also never commit to anything.
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my nan back in the day x
tried cognitive behavioural therapy? it works if you put the effort in
t. used to work for a CBT service
how do i learn some basic coding? for some adwords scripts
been drinking a cask of wine every day for the last 6 years
true
>when 190kg bitch is in the match thread
is that car huge or is she tiny?
I've tried therapy before I find it too awkward and unhelpful so I just gave up
Les Winen
a lot of CBT is self-directed so perhaps try doing it solo through an online course? pretty sure they exist.
janny FREAKED
>Hair Colour: Bald
my mum back in the day
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>Being a KV
>Being British
Literally how? Is it a Southern thing?
did a similar thing tbqh. about 8 cans of lager per day, at least 4 of which were super strength shit, for over 6 years. got the 'ol fatty liver
lads, you ever have dreams where you're driving a car and you're stopped somewhere (like a traffic light or something) but the car just moves on its own?
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never
love girls with septum piercings
don't know what it is but there's nothing more enticing
cant say i have
Posting WHILST spooning the gf
woodberry
inb4 FONT
doing a think
what if elizabeth, charles, and william all just died
we'd have prince george, a 3 year old, as our king
mental
by being ugly and autistic
ever have dreams where you punch someone but your punches are bitchweak and don't do anything?
best way to lose stomach fat? been doing 30 min run and 20 min sit ups a day, getting there a bit but still want it flatter. cheers m8s
had a dream i got bullied on /soc/
woke up and someone had called me a thirsty autist faggot
bit weird. accurate though.
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Why do girls pretend to like Star Wars?
Long may he reign
>KV
Siri, define KV
Keep doing cardio mate
eat less you fat fuck
yes that is how monarchy works
What is the key to happiness?
Is it money?
Is it love?
Is it both?
What must one acquire in order to achieve happiness, or is human tendency to be unhappy no matter what you have?
stomach fat is always the last to go so just keep doing what you're doing. diet is crucial too.
this guy has terminal cancer, his wife just left him and won't let him see his kids
>trusting women ever
Money.