SCP thread

SCP thread

You have to spend 12 hours with an SCP and make it out alive

The last 3 numbers of your post tell you which SCP you will get

If the 4th to last number of your post is 0, 2, 4, 6, 8 check this list:
scp-wiki.net/scp-series

If the 4th to last number of your post is 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 then check this list:
scp-wiki.net/scp-series-2

i.e. post 2123 would go to the first list and look for scp 123

Tell us what SCP you got and how fucked you are, pictures welcome if available

For new people:

It's a made up foundation that is specialized in "saving" humanity by containing supernatural/dangerous objects/creatures. For example SCP-173 breaks your neck if no one is looking at it. Blinking = death if you lose sight of it. It got a huge fanbase with a couple of games which are actually really good. An SCP is one of those objects/creatures. You can read up on it on their website, it's pretty fun to read up on some SCPs.

scp-wiki.net/about-the-scp-foundation

Other urls found in this thread:

scp-wiki.net/scp-817
scp-wiki.net/scp-1239
scp-wiki.net/scp-series-2
scp-wiki.net/scp-1369
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

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Rolling

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Rolling

ROLLer derby

ice water man, i can't swim so i'd probably die in seconds because of the fucking water

roll. give me some kind of sex demon or give me death

My scp 074 is contained in fucking 6 x 6 x 4 glass i'm fucking dead fam

Please be something good...

rul

Rolllllll

rolln

fg

Yeee

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safe class inanimate object get

Rolledingerzoinger

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Aye Doc.

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should i be scared of something i can play basketball with?

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Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formurolli

Preparing my booty

Yoyo

im scared of niggers so yeah

ROLL NIGGER

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quack

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pls no 087b

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lemme see wat I get

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rulling

Wonder how fucked I am

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I will live until the end of time

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this idea of thread is good

Not a chance.

scp-wiki.net/scp-817

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give me the sweet embrace of death

I got a tunnel fish. I think I'll be ok

This is mine scp-wiki.net/scp-1239
Sounds like a fun day to smoke up and hang out in the fun room lol

rawlin for hot monster waifu

O-5 rolling in.

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dont set the volume at 6, and i'll be fine

Rollo

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anyone keen for SCP_GO?

Pls b thicc

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Description: SCP-1304 is a method of ritual murder which allows for the translation of a fictional character into reality.

Literally the best thing I can be stuck with, when I get bored I can just make fictional characters. I can bring hot videogame chicks into reality to bang, I could bring sonic into reality and kill him over and over again.

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>scp-wiki.net/scp-series-2
no fun

scp-wiki.net/scp-1369

i got a fucking table? and it only works when 8 chairs are around it, the fuck how easy can this be? just throw one chair away and im safe

I'm dead

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Holy shit i'm scared

you're doing breadcat wrong

Scp-1578 Code Name "Standers"

Item #: SCP-1578

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Articles of clothing involved in SCP-1578 manifestations can be easily neutralized with physical contact and may continue to be worn after neutralization. Minor SCP-1578 sighting by individuals or small groups are to be dismissed as pranks, hallucinations, or supernatural phenomena such as ghosts (a full list of cover stories is available in Document 1578-B). SCP-1578 appearances in public areas are to be handled on a case-by-case basis, with local field operatives intervening when necessary.

It aint that bad

Never been hurt by an SCP before, lets hope my streak holds out. Rolling...

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Description: SCP-1578 refers to the spontaneous manifestation of articles of clothing in a state of unsupported mid air suspension. SCP-1578 typically manifest in sets including (but not limited to) shoes, pants, gloves, hats, upper body wear, and undergarments. Although completely unsupported, articles of clothing give the appearance of concealing a solid humanoid structure underneath. Hats, scarves, and masks are also commonly integrated into instances, concealing the lack of a head. SCP-1578 instances are inanimate and will cease suspension when force is applied, thereby neutralizing its anomalous properties.

Reports of SCP-1578 activity has been dated back to the late 12th Century. Foundation statisticians have estimated between 500 and 700 SCP-1578 instances manifest worldwide every year. Articles of clothing present in SCP-1578 instances originate from the wardrobe of a different individual with every manifestation. The original owners of the clothing often report the outfit being a favorite of theirs and worn frequently prior to becoming an instance of SCP-1578.

SCP-1578 are usually posed in a natural standing position, with only 12% of instances found in active poses such as running or dancing. Instances appear in locations frequented by the original owner of the clothes integrated into the manifestation, most often appearing in the owner's place of living. Although many instances have appeared in public areas, no person has ever claimed to have seen a manifestation in progress.

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I ran into problems so I'm posting in sections. Bear with me.

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Description: SCP-1987 is a phenomenon affecting several hundred skeletal human remains buried in and underneath several dozen pre-Christian burial mounds, located in a rural area of [REDACTED] District, Norway.

h..how does that work? how can I be in a room with- you know what, just reroll

Addendum: On 05/16/██, Health & Safety Councilwoman Dr. Macy Burchard upgraded the object class of SCP-1578 from Safe to Euclid.

Hello,

In the past few years we have seen a drastic increase in the number of reports of Foundation staff members encountering SCP-1578 instances of their clothing and the clothes of their coworkers. Even more disturbingly, there have been unconfirmed reports of SCP-1578 instances displaying mobility and the ability to ambulate, mimicking daily tasks performed by Foundation personnel. This increase in anomalous activity seems to be limited to Foundation communities and specifically affects the clothing of individuals who are in close proximity to anomalies on a regular basis.

A team of researchers with experience in psychometric anomalies is currently leading an investigation into these recent changes in SCP-1578's behavior. Until we can better understand these events, SCP-1578 has been upgraded to Euclid class. Furthermore, Foundation employees who come in close or direct contact with other anomalies will be expected to incinerate all articles of clothing after six months of wear. We apologize for the inconvenience this will inevitably cause many of you, and we greatly appreciate your continued dedication to keeping our workplaces as safe as possible.

Macy Burchard
Health & Safety Council