New Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing
>no rolling
>No sexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
kagami claimed!!!
Gonna delete this one aswell like last time?
Yeah.. Hand-kun was very nice, I miss the guy honestly
...
Shiro claimed.
Crank up the level some more!
I'm not convinced. You DO sound like the real one.
Stop trying to form a monopoly on the threads you elitist.
Has it stopped?
Here!
>filthy early bake
(89 cent megumeme)
that's cute :3
claimed.
Hello
Wonderful!
More creative? Okay.
A Greek user did, but he disappeared
Mizore, Chara, and I are actually gay.
Fran here, I found the truth!
YOU WHORE. THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE CHAT THREAD FORMERLY KNOWN AS WAIFU!!!
Also, copypasta:
I'm kinda with this guy here (You) what's the appeal to her? I've seen Fate Stay and Fate Zero, and Rin is kind of a bitch.
>It's worth mentioning no one has any obligation to greet others.
Also true, but we aren't discussing the people of the thread, we're discussing the worthiness and efficacy of the thread itself.
>Form your own opinion
That's what I've been doing all morning. Again, I could put it more eloquently, but perhaps that guy in the last thread described it most accurately when he said that these threads are a giant circlejerk.
>JT is a dead guy.
Thank you!
>That's just dishonest.
It's kind of not, actually. see (You)
>>Next thread shouldn't be a waifu thread, it should take the Prince route and be called The Chat Thread Formerly Known as Waifu.
Let's make this a thing. I had the idea, it was a good idea, now I want it to be a thing!
Kal-El claimed.
Fucking cancer thread
Such as the people who turned into chatters, myself included, there may be newcomers who enjoy the whole waifu prospect and we can adapt. Keeping the title is a mislead at this point, but it may be a haven for the uninitiated
*cough* Baaane
Tristana claimed
Well I'm going to be off this for now, it's been a blast!
What?
>missing hand-kun
His waifu was a literal joke
I was the imposter
Wew there mr bond
Let's do this again
kek.
claimed.
Wonder how long until karen leaves
Huh?
No one even bothers to claim their waifu's anymore.
Wonder how long until a megu switches
>Louder
>Happier
>More destructive
>Gives you free weapons.
>Bluer Hairer
>Wonder how long until karen leaves
He won't.
Seems like Karen really does care for the community, so no time soon.
@694930306
Try harder next time.
Claimed. He likes it deep just like his fans.
It'll probably happen again.
There was a thread the other day that led off with that picture, and Mai held the thread hostage for a stupid comic.
Fuck off Mai.
well then
heya shiro!! how are you doing today??yuuko!! hi!!!
I don't think so. I think the people who like these threads have already been established, as well as the people who are neutral and those that are negative.
These have been around long enough for people to make up their minds about them, and that's why new people are rarity nowadays.
As for me, I'm here, I guess.
Your post ended in 007, mr bond
>what's good?
Couldn't you just make a new thread?
>doubts you
Are you blind, or what?
Piss off, cunt.
Hey kagami
Hey Kyouko
Hey shiro
No one cares that I found the truth...
Reminder Tohsaka user is a fudgepacker
You know you could just reverse the image.
But still, pic related.
I'm okay with this. There is a higher chance of me hooking up with a crossdressing alien than actual waifus existing in real life.
Ah, it really is you! How are you doing, dear?
>shiro claim
>homuroll
How did you get this?!
Yeah three of you.
Doesnt explain all the fagget shit going on here. Why the fuck are you fuck bois claiming waifus?
Oh my so it did, I completely missed that.
>what's good?
Just finished Monster Musume and I'm waiting on food. You?
>Kal-El claimed.
This... Okay if you think about waifu picks that are likely to lead to actual happiness and safety, this might be legitimately the best pic here....
You somehow managed to completely miss the point of the thread, yet completely won.
Fran
you are the truth
>fate/zero
Wew there lad
That's unexpected from you
kek, I wouldn't mind
Why not bake the threads from now on then?
Include me on that as well
That's how I first got in the thread, just claimed and then did other things in the background. Then I got absorbed
It's certainly a mislead, but I enjoy it.
See ya man
It was, but I'm talking about the user here
I hope he won't, but only time will tell about that
No stealing.
>Mfw they woke me up already
>Why not bake the threads from now on then?
Don't give people terrible ideas.
Karen is like Hand-kun, only better.
claimed
I'm fine, my mom wants me to go outside and do things as of recent, that sucks. I also feel that I should tell her I love a fictional character, because she seems to be really worried about me as of recent and wants to know what makes me happy. Enough about me, how have you been?
Hello Fran, what ya up to?
I'm fine, just listening to some music. How about you?
>You somehow managed to completely miss the point of the thread, yet completely won.
Right? That's kinda what I was going for.
That isn't really an answer. I'm genuinely curious. Is this just a purely lust based thing where you just want her looks, or what?
I was actually going to before OP beat me to it.
discount azusa
giv hugs ;-;
doesn't change the fact 90% of your pics are spooky
Qt aliens when?
I only identified as gay since a 6 months ago, before that I was never really into girls anyway.
More of a "lab partner" than waifu, but she could become a husbando
About what?
Not much, just playing DnD over Skype
...
Shush now, maybe that'll lead to something entertaining
I like both of them
OP was a filthy early bake, it's not your fault
No, they're beautiful and cute
Are you shitting me
About beauty
>daily space balls
No stealing.
Whatevs, rape bote
>inb4 I'm the rapist
>have toh Rin blush you rape bote
No, I like girls who are "bitches"
I'm eating a hot pocket
hiya frankenberry!!
how's everything going, and how did you do on the bbq contest thingy?!?
hmmm, i think it's better if you keep somethings to yourself, but that's up to you!!! and i think she just cares about you shiro...it's not a bad thing
Oh yeah, is azusa kill?
What am I shitting you about?
So nice, you must be the truth about flattery
Qt balls
5th out of 17.
My mom placed 2nd again
>m fine, my mom wants me to go outside and do things as of recent
Holy shit, you are me.
Gtfo
I've never had one of those. What are they?
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
>No, I like girls who are "bitches"
That's fair. I can sympathize. You watched this one yet (pic related)?
>my mom wants me to go outside and do things as of recent, that sucks
This more than anything else has convinced me to get out of this thread. How many people in this thread can legally drink alcohol? Is it just me?
How has one never had a Hot Pocket before?
...
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
How have you never had a hot pocket?
not good enough
need better blue hair
Oh fuck off that's not even your thing, don't just jump in here like that's your thing.
I guess it's just not a big thing here. I've heard about them a lot, just never ate one.
Oh my
I can. But it all tastes like shit so far.
>Still gotta go find some of the honey mead Akiko told me about
Basically microwave philly cheesesteak
Nah
>how many people in this thread can legally drink alcohol
I can
I also got dat weed card
mugi claimed
Waifu monopoly at work.
Make your own
Thats what akiko does
You're not missing out on much. Anyways, how has your day been Mio?
Mead is delicious, I highly recommend it. Real talk here, Mead is one of the most refreshing drinks in the world. A cold mead is the perfect drink when you're coming in from working in the sun.
>I also got dat weed card
Jesus kid, could you sound a little younger, maybe?
It's basically a cheap microwavable pinini.
no that would be the other 10%
could be
haven't saw him here in a long time
How have you never had one?
What country are you from?
Hey Mugi
Mugi
What is a philly cheesesteak? Oh my it seems like I'm missing out on a lot
Oh well I'd still like to try it one day just to say I've eaten one. It's okay, I've kind of lost track of time and stuff today. I decided to come jump in the thread for a while. You?
Oh I see, huh. It doesn't sound that nice
I'm from the UK. I'd eat one if I had the chance too
>you're not missing out on much
Hot pockets are god tier gtfo
Okie am i sound younger yet i wet my diapies can i get a change pls
>I'm exactly 21
It's a meat and cheese sandwich from Philidelphia. Generally shaved beef and melted cheddar with some kind of peppers or onions on a long bun.
>whats a philly cheesesteak
Do you live under a rock sir?
Thread greets less people as time goes by because generally individuals that like one another come in waves.
Ones here already found "enough" people.
This is still a successful platform for people to meet.
One wave leaves another one enters, rinse and repeat.
Its swiss cheese you fucking dingle
The Dazzling Cosmic Enormous Almighty Inter-Galactic Trans-Universal Pan-Dimensional Emporer-Of-Reality King-Of-Existence Omnipotent Omniscient Omnipresent Amazing Ultimate Super Incredible Holy Sacred Almighty Robotic Undead Vampire Mummy Dragon Succubus Kraken Werewolf Zebra Dinosaur Cat Dog Satanic Pirate Lord Absolute Infinite Godly Ultra Giga Mega Omega Great Waifu Machine of Space, Time, and Life is here again to bless the thread.
I mean, I guess that's kinda fair. But they've past they're prime personally. I can never find the pepperoni kind that doesn't have some kinda special crust. Shit sucks.
>Implying I have the time, money, equipment, or space to do so
Making alcohol always did seem like an interesting thing to learn though.
I was told mead is a lot sweeter than other alcohols which is why I figured I'd give it a shot. All I've had before are vodka and some mixed drinks. I think the only other one I even remotely liked was one my cousin gave me when I was like, 6. It was some caramel tasting shot that had Khalua in it. It was called something like a bomber shot, I can't really remember to be honest. Was pretty damn sweet though.
All you need is common household items
>draino
>ammonia
>bleach
>cooking oil
Voilã you got honey mead
A T-132?
Oh shit man.
Isn't kazumi also dying?
A Philly cheese steak is a sandwich. Shredded beef, cheddar, onions, and peppers. Really good
I don't recommend having a hot pocket, it's a shitty instant meal
Oh, it's you
How are you?
Well, he is British
Oh my that sounds really good.
It seems I do
Oh I see, I used to eat a certain type of instant noodle stuff but they don't do it anymore. Probably because it was so unhealthy. I feel your pain
I tried this
It worked
~Sadam Hussein
>ammonia
>bleach
Literally creates mustard gas.
Finally a waifu that actually looks like a person that could exist.
Akiko claimed
>honey mead
Yes, yes you should
Good stuff man
I tried once
It tasted like watered down honey and dissapointment. They say it gets better with experience though. Might try it again
Woke up an hour ago, just been listening to music.
>god tier
What are you fucking gay? Pizza Rolls are far superior.