/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 49
Nights since last BNM: 6

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
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>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-readerspoll-2016.pitchfork.com/
-Kanye has been released from the hospital
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Japandroids, The xx, John Cale, Foxygen, and each & every poster here
-Our thoughts go out to those that died or are still missing from the Oakland Fire
-/p4k/ then, /p4k/ now, /p4k/ forever.

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gambino 6.5-7/10

I'll go 6.

But its about being woke as shit so they may give it a 7.5.

so chris rock is a musician now huh

fantano's 7 had me at a loss for words
why is it getting so much praise? is it just cause it's not what he normally does?
there's really nothing special about it

What's everybody listening to?

you haven't heard odb - nigga please? or no sex in the champagne room?

...

Eh, Fantano's taste took an absolute nose dive in 2016 for some reason.

>This thread stands with Kesha eternally
is this sarcasm?
i didn't know Sup Forums was full of a bunch of sjws

Which ones did he get wrong iyo?

>still saying sjw unironically

how's the 9th grade treating you?

i hope dr luke fukks you up gayboi

or blame game?

always hated that part
it's simply not funny..there's no joke
it's only noted because it's chris rock

OH MAH GAHD

u not wavy boii baka

Just go back to Sup Forums

u dun tok dis shyt 2 anotha muva fukkin levl

what's a better substitute, shitlib? faggot?

THIS WATCH IS THE EXACT MOTHERFUCKER I WANTED

TWISTA HAD THIS MOTHA FUCKA ON IN THE SOURCE

I MEMBER!

bubber

I'VE NEVA EVEN BEEN TO DIS PARTA PUSSYTOWN BEFO

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Childish Gambino 7.2 by Matthew Strauss
Fetty Wap 6.4 by Sheldon Pearce
Miranda Lambert 7.8 by Sam Sodomsky
Denitia and Sene 6.6 by Andy Beta

go to bed, slugger. you got school in the morning.

a gentlemen's 7 for gambino. does this mean kid cudi is outta p4k's doghouse too bc his depression? does p4k even review albums based on the music anymore?

I think that's an acceptable score for Gambino. However, Fetty Wap is fucking garbage.

Wish it was a slightly higher 7, but with the bias I'll take it.
Honestly thought it was gonna get panned.

SB2H got a 4.0 when it should have been at least sub 2.
Since whatever he puts out is probably going to be better than that, he'll be fine. At worst, a soft 6.x pan

I could have sworn that album was considered Sup Forumscore

This Gambino review definitely reads more like a 6.2 than a 7.2.

It's pretty much The Room of music: so bad it's good. That and it's easy shitpost material.

>There are no millennial whoops
au contraire

>10 days since last BNM
The suspense is killing me.

i can't think of any other 'so bad it's good' albums in recent memory
i was trying to think of what the birdemic of music could be but i really dunno

...

2016 genre of the year

defenestrationcore

youtube.com/watch?v=HWtHwRMxsfk

youtube.com/watch?v=aFdOqiKSyww

i fucks with the first one

its really awesome and his half japanese album this year is legitimately good/excellent

new half jap next month but the songs I heard didnt do much for me

>it's on apple music
i needed something for the drive home tomorrow morning i guess this'll do

that sounds dangerous, good luck

I'm on it

song related:
soundcloud.com/l-i-e-s/black-dice-big-deal-lies-72

Wtf the point of this thread

WHO GOT YO PUSSI ALL REAPOLSTERD?

love /p4k/

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