New Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing
>no rolling
>No sexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Lol nice thread faget
They don't sound that nice, so I wouldn't expect anyone to eat them often. I try to keep away from that sort of stuff more, it seems a bit unhealthy
Kyouko claimed.
Obligatory filthy early/pre bake.
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Kyouko you lazy nigger.
I'm not gonna early/pre bake, sorry dear user.
Miho claimed
Sleepy and its only 440pm
Claimed
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shitposting on Sup Forums lmao
claim B L A K E D
Still here
>disgusting early bake
Watching Kiniro Mosaic now on shiro's stream come join if you want
rabb.it
it will be zoro and his trap boi waifu
Aka mi liu shitposts
OP's shouldn't be allowed to claim.
You remembered!
I'm pretty tired, barely got any sleep
What about you?
An innocent a cute bote
Akiko claimed
>Shizuru
Thanks, just an arm or a leg will do
>Makoto
There seems to be no limit but the top 25% is 50-60 and the top 10% is 70-80
>Tomocuck
It's a rather obvious reference
>Fran
What other belgians do you know then?
There's no hope for that.
~100%
Deal. Hit me with it.
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It is, how people eat them religiously is beyond me.
What rank are you?
cant forget senpai's name, even with my shitty ass memory
same, been shitposting on Sup Forums since i woke up yesterday to this whole turkey thing. fuck, it was hectic on there
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3 D
G T F O
Why not?
>OP isn't even claiming
Good taste
No other ones, but I don't have a least favorite
Ok, when can you visit the lab?
Claiming my waifu, Majosama.
Nyaruko Claimed
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im on this site for nearly 4 years and still have no idea what a waifu is
>3d
its my waifus voice actress you troglodyte, foh with your shit taste
Claiming eggrolls
Because I never did it and I'm not gonna start now because a shitposter is doing it.
Indeed it doesn't sound like the most enjoyable thing to eat constantly. But I can't exactly say that, since I used to be addicted to a certain type of instant noodle.
All < goth girls
>I never did it
I think you did, maybe once or twice, not too sure about that.
And start doing it because I command you to do so.
If the point of /waifu/ is to discuss your waifus than why even claim? why can't multiple people share the same waifu and talk about them? the only purpose claiming seems to serve is to allow people to use recognizable avatars.
>blake
>insulting others taste
Quit practicing insults in the mirror
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Best eldritch abomination
Waifu is laifu
Nah, I never did.
100% sure about that one.
>And start doing it because I command you to do so.
Who are you again?
cant tell if retarded or serious
ill just take this as trolling and hope no one is this retarded
>this pleases the Ama
I woke up in the middle of the night when I tried to sleep early, looks like I'll be stuck with my shit sleep schedule for a while
Your waifu seems pretty cool. I remember The Oblongs a little bit.
That's the point of this thread.
Oh, who would have guessed.
Good job so far, then.
>Who are you again?
Kongou. I've been around longer, so obey.
desu.
for some reason i don't believe that
alright then
>That's the point of this thread.
Is it?
Fuck off back to Telegram.
i know that feel. like a month ago i decided i was gonna experiment with my schedule since i just got out of school, so i went 3 nights without sleeping. fucked my shit up so bad i got sick for a week
As always my wiafu is Juvia
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I'd say so.
>I've been around longer, so obey.
Even if you really are Kongo, I don't really care if you've been here longer, kek, I won't early bake either ways.
The cutest
Somewhere in an alternate universe your waifu dreams about you, her husbando. She frequents a board very much like this one and she posts pictures of you, In this dimension you are a star of your very own slice of life anime. She has a folder on her computer dedicated to you, it is over 10 GB big and has every conceivable fan art, rule 34, and picture related to you, She sleeps with a tear stained body pillow with your image on it, She is madly in love with you and only you .
fuck, the feels
i can only wish user :^(
Anyway, time to shower and go to work
String theory < Multiverse theory
You should obey, kid.
I'm telling you to do it.
>some faggot who doesn't get the joke
You have a lab?
>Rattle rattle
I find it quite easy
wew
That sounds really bad, I barely get one night without sleep. So I'm pteretty sure I'd pass out before getting trough night 3 kek
I know you're not who you claim to be.
Atleast you manage to entertain me a bit.
yeah dont bother it isnt worth it. i was on skype with my friends for a majority of it, so they saw the whole thing. better just to sleep when you actually feel tired
You guys make this kind of thread ironicaly right?
Nao Tomori
no
Nothing passes by you unnoticed, huh?
no
My slice of life is soon to become an episode of law and order.
Nope
maybe its because the bote is on discount
>rattle rattle
yep these threads are all pranks
Alright, will do senpai~
I find that hard to believe
>he is offline, you hope I have a nice day yada yada
Thats a damn shame, I wonder if he is doing something interesting or it's just one of those sudden sleeping schedule changes.
>although a sleeping cutie is interesting too
Day is going much better than I expected, turns out I can still survive this much exposition to normies.
We're sleeping at a pretty nice house surrounded by gardens.
I wish I could get my daily fix of cancerous games tho.
I am quite intelligent after all.
you told me youre older than me, you are MY senpai :^(
The only really unhealthy thing I remember being addicted to for a time was Totinos. Those things are fucking addicting, I swear.
I didn't know what that was until I googled it oh boy. It seems a lot of people are addicted to those huh.
Well I'm off now, bye everyone!
Have I? We're both 18 then?
>legal
What month is your birthday on?
Mio, stop living under a rock!
Anyways, later Mio.
Like this, but without the friend to talk to first
I knew it.
See here ladies and gentlemen? Behold the state of /waifu/.
Tainted by elitists and tripfags. This man, this monster of no value, known only as 'Ruri', this tripfag needs to be taken down.
Only with his death will your waifus sleep soundly in the night, lest he comes and steals them away to be used as sex-slaves by his telegam 'friends'
Say it with me waifuists, for now is the time to rise against the elitists and the tripfags.
End the monopoly and the tyranny now or we will take over the threads.
>legal
fuck yeah legal sex then
thought you said you were 19. im 18 too, but was born in May
kek.
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You know it
Nevermind, I can't math
yeah i was about to say, tf are you talking about youre almost 19
silly senpai~~
49 currently, probably 50 if I win next game
But I'm the only one so I'm both favorite and least favorite
Atleast your waifu is from a cute show.
Oh damn, I believe in you Akikikikokoko!
I'm cute AND a tsundere!
The full package!
Punk is anidentitylifestyle created byteenagersand thehomelesshoping to change the world using only a guitar,your mom, piercings and PATCHES. They mostly rally against theJewnited Gays of Amerikkkaby stealing make up and looking angry in the mall. Although they look like pretty cool guys, it's well known that punks cry too, on unwashed pillows with DIY needlework in mint green floss.
Kek, math isn't one of my strengths
Eheh~
Fuck
Punk is anlifestyle created by teenagersand the homelesshoping to change the world using only a guitar,your mom , piercings and PATCHES. They mostly rally against the Jewnited Gays of Amerikkka by stealing make up and looking angry in the mall. Although they look like pretty cool guys, it's well known that punks cry too, on unwashed pillows with DIY needlework in mint green floss.
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