Go

>go

fuck my cousin tho

buy a jews press, gotta start the day with a fresh glass of jews

Are you on a Jews Cleanse?

make europe great again ofcourse

Let my generals do what they think is best, not attack Russia until I've starved Britain, don't gas jews until I have won Europe, just put them in concentration camps.

Invade Poland.

Finish the job.

Really ? Getting your own country fucked by sand niggers and you're going to pick on white people next door ?

kill and the sandniggers

>1939
>Force all Jewish banks and bankers to leave, effectively relieving Germans of debt
>Arm German people
>Round up all gun manufacturers
>Make assault weaponry, (STG-44's, mp40's, etc.) body armor and a lot of other awesome things that Germany had the ability to create.
>Invade Europe, Blitzkrieg
>Don't commit genocide
>Distribute cookies and weaponry, make EVERY country Germany
>Economic success, patriotic pride, free cookies
>Forever known as HitlerBro
>Everyone loves HitlerBro
>Get all of the German babes.

-Fuck Eva
-Don't fuck Russia in the back
-Decide to wait D-Day in Normandy
-Decide to gas all muslim too
-Fuck Eva again
-Fuck Anne Franck
-Call Einstein back
-Nuke USA
-Fuck Eva one more time
-Decide to became a good person

And suddently the world became a better place

My doctor told me it would help with my gas problems

Change of plans, target niggers. Hitler's name redeemed.

There actually is an entire move (he's back or whatever it's named in English) based on that situation. Go check it out. It is quiet hilarious while maintaining the seriousness of the subject. Book is better tho'

Fight against islam

Make peace with the russians , rule the world gas all the jews moslims spicks and niggers.
All the homos get thrown of a building all sjw cucks lefttards need to shoot 1 nigger 1 kitten and 1 puppy to toughen them up.

Actual men who let their wife's be fucked by niggers will be gasses as well

Paint

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Am I waking up as Hitler back in 1942 or some WW2 year or modern times?

Get it right this time.

How do you think they got rid of their slav genetics dipshit ever seen eastblock women?

I wouldn't have attacked the Russians for a start. I would stop letting my ego run me and quit sending my luftwaffe into finish jobs the cavalry and infantry already had practically finished.

uhmm

Am i waking up in 1939 or something in Hitlers bed "as" hitler?

Or am i just waking up in my own bed and im just suddenly hitler in my life lol

Kill every jew in the World. Obviously.

In what year? If post-war, shave the stache and lay low fuck some Argentinians. Pre-war, don't invade Russia. 1945 - live it up in the bunker

Obviously you wake up as hitler when he is writing the last line of mein kampf

>establish new law by which every german, mann or not, has to grow a mustache and trim it to resemble the typical hitler-stache
>even soldiers
>school now has to teach "hitler"
>students learn to speak, act and think like me
>once I begin blitzkriegs enemy nations will be swarmed by thousands and thousands of hitlers
>their battlecry will be Sauerkraut Schmetterschwanz or some other german spewery
>once I have claimed enough land I will stop and go into full defense mode
>don't dominate world, keep bigger new germany tho
>don't remove laws
>stricly kill everyone who fights my hitler-stache rules
>there now is a giantic country filled with hitlers

Turn 360 and walk away.

red ring of death tho

nothing wrong

cut all my hair, move to south america and become a librarian. And get glasses.

star in gay porn

Take over the US

Make a load of female prisoners do filthy things to me for their freedom.

Nigga what is this?

Gas the kikes, declare race war now, gather an army of followers and form right wing death squads, conquer europe, absolutely not invade Russia in winter, and make sure to nuke Israel first. Then, I'll make America and Europe white and great again.

Move to Utah and become President of the Mormon Church, just as God intended.

Panic, like any sane human.

>I hate everyone who is different than me. Also I hate myself

Keep my ego in check and let my generals do what they wanted to