>Downloaded the game >walk indoors for 10 minutes trying it out. >this is prettygood.jpg >Decides to check up a Pokéstop outside, its a library. >wow cool. >walk up to the library and see qt3.14 she is playing to. >She is this nerdy, blonde, incredible cute girl >tell me she just caught zubat. >talk to her as we explore the pokéstop. >We end up exchanging number >I didnt even try to get her number >just being a gentleman.jpg >we have been going out catching pokémons for two days now. >Next weekend we might be cosplaying as we have joked and talked a bit about it.
how was your day not playing pokémon go and not finding a girlfriend?
I've been going out to play pokemon go past midnight because i'm scared to see other people during the day :)
Brandon Fisher
My day was fine. Worked my job. Went to the gym to lift. Swam in my pool for a bit. Made love to my wife. Had a beer. Thanks for asking though, OP.
James Lopez
hehe, are you not scares for getting mugged?
Owen Rogers
Go get some friends you fucking loser and grow up. Pokemons for kids
Robert Perry
nice quads.
I can't have both? I go to reddit too, but its not the topic.
stop being so juvinile and grow up
Dominic Morris
>Worked my job >on a Saturday >My day was fine lol
Matthew Gray
nice try nigger then why are you on Sup Forums
Daniel Wright
So this is it huh. I guess going to a bar doing pure cocaine and fucking ladies raw its for faggots like me. Its all abour nerdy bs catching pokemons and stuff.
Chase Lee
>OP thinks this is gonna lead somewhere >mfw the girl says "I just want to be friends is that cool?" >mfw he makes a thread in the future calling women whores and bitches about how they lead you on
Kayden Hernandez
Somebody finally said this. Thank you
Jaxson Roberts
>open the game >30 seconds later game crashes >tries restarting the phone >it doesn't work >tries reinstalling the game >still doesn't work
Justin Gutierrez
I manage big box retail, so I have alternating weekends. Honestly, having one day off consistently during the week is nice. Hardly anyone out running errands, you can get quite a bit done.
Oliver Fisher
Do what you like, its my suggestion
Owen Smith
/thread quads confirmed
Connor Hill
u better bang this chick within about three days buddy, believe me when I say that window of opportunity won't last long
Gabriel King
Fucking this. I love having Saturday's on and Monday's off
Parker Wilson
>Pokemon go made me lose weight.
>met a 11/10 nerdy girl with D's and slim waist. Going on date tonight.
>landed a job cause talked to boss about Pokemon. I start Monday.
>250000k starting.
>made 100 new friends. Already added me on face book.
>my dick grew 5 inches
>confidence is up and learned to talk to people.
>found a new house while catching a charizard (first try) move in Wednesday.
Thanks Pokemon go
Andrew Campbell
>woke up at 4pm >go to the store to buy ciggies >like all the people outside and the bright light wasn't bad enough >there are people shouting in the middle of the street, staring at their phones, that there's a rare squibly niggle right there >they start making noises only the most indogenous species of african americans is capable of >buy ciggies, run home, shut my door, hop on Sup Forums and try to forget about this
Kayden King
This shit is crazy, I went walking around with some co-workers who play it after work one day. There were 60+ people playing this on the Jeffersonville IN Riverfront at 3:30 in the morning.
Nolan Mitchell
>already had gf before game doing it the hard way by randomly approaching women at parties >get to level 16 in pokemon go >custom naming all my pokemon >getting them to highest CP in city >taking many gyms >thinking people are getting a kick out of these dank names when they see my pokemon at the gym >fastforward to now >realize other players can't see custom names >what's the point? >Go back to work/porn/movies with gf
Jose Ortiz
With the squad all team blue, see some little shit (like 15 years old) trying to take our gym. Shout out hey, fuck away from our gym as we start walking over. Kid picks up bike and rides away. Another victory for team blue. I semi know the kid anyway so he knows we were just playing around.
Eli Cox
bro thats what i was thinking
Charles Watson
>Bronie-mon >professionally pathetic v2.0
Justin Thomas
Same, Haven't gotten passed the first white loading screen.
Andrew Ward
get the fuck in there before the pokemon hype dies down
Nathan Taylor
if one kid can fuck up your entire gym you have a shitty gym
David Allen
>Be me >Hate the fuck out of the game since its not real pokemon game. I certianly dont buy the new ones but occasionally i get nostalgic and like to play up on gameboy color once a year >2 days after it being out roomate comes home bragging how cool it is and that hes such a high level, and his co worked has held the level 9 gym at the part for over a day with a 1400 vaporeon. >Ok nigga its on, ill play this just to kick your ass at it. >No live it for 2 days, level 18, owned and controlled tons of gyms now. >game is now old and i have grown bored of it since i already beat roomate.
>Did meet some interesting fun people, but not enough adults play it, and the ones that do clearly have problems of some sort, mental, fat and nerdy, something.
So im done with it, time to move on i guess
Brandon Jackson
Back to rebbit you fagget ass neanderthal.
sage
Zachary Martin
/thread
Easton Reyes
>get pokeemion goles new trend mobil vídeo gane >run it >you have to walk >uninstall and laugh at this dumb ass fucking trend that will die faster than kony 2012
Hudson Martin
bump
Jackson Young
>download the game >read comments about it saying it forced people to go outside >mfw lvl7 without ever going outside
Asher Rivera
how about you throw your shitty old phone in the dumpster and get a new one.
Blake Gomez
>girlfriend KEK, just wait until she sends you that text, >Can my boyfriend come too? or >I wish I could find a boyfriend like you!
James Hernandez
or you know... no text at all since girl is figment of OPs imagination
Christopher Torres
Sorry user, I don't live in a 3rd world country.
Daniel Carter
Fake GPS. I use it to at night. Walk with my friend at day. Ain't no way that I'll go catching a Pidgey on a graveyard at 4 in the morning.
Xavier White
Faggot
Mason Sullivan
Does he have a weiner
Robert Hill
>install.apk >open app >need to leave the house >delete.apk Done with it before i started
Jacob Baker
OP is such a faggot, he's even gonna imagine the fake girl friendzoning him because he doesn't know how to imagine a real girlfriend because he hasn't ever had one.
Levi Jones
Implying that there isn't 50 robberies in the US every day
Hunter Nelson
Fakegps never worked for me
Julian King
can't you just be happy for me? Instead of being this butthurt.
These kinda things does happen from time to time, even more so now that we have Pokémon Go.
Carson Butler
quads FPBP have spoken
Luke Foster
>living in Mexico >living in the city of Tijuana, which is in the border and is pretty much the best city in the whole country >go to vacation in Acapulco, #1 city in crime >Pokemon GO releases >catch shit >bad signal >return to my home in Tijuana >place full of PokeStops >literally outside of my house I can get some good Pokemon >I can go to USA anytime I want >I know I'll get better Pokemon So my Pokemon road is barely beggining, but I'm looking out for the future.
Parker Nguyen
i call bullshit, i see people playing pokemon go all the time and no one really talks
Mason Edwards
Typical fag trying to look cool Pleb. Enjoy cia farming your data
Alexander Long
Had to paint my kitchen.
Jason Nelson
Not sure where you are living. and how cringy you are.
If you are a normal person, with normal looks people will talk to you if they have the same intrests as you.
Ian Kelly
Just because we think you're bullshitting doesn't mean we're "butthurt" stop trying to cushion the blow to make it out like we're jealous lol. You just sound like a fucking loser
Carson Morgan
Download KingoRoot, Lucky Patcher and FakeGPS. Open KingoRoot and root your phone open Lucky Patcher tap Rebuild & find FakeGPS apk install like system app. Later you open your settings go location and select device only
Landon Jenkins
Oh no, they will know that I look at monster cock shemales. That I like big titties.
what a shame.
Levi Rodriguez
This^
Evan Martin
>mfw this every tiem >smug.jpg
Lincoln Richardson
hi5
Liam Hall
>being a walker pleb
Juan Gray
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
fuck this game
Jonathan Green
...
Michael Parker
Digits don't lie /thread
Christian Hall
unfortunately I do that's why i'm still a newb
Owen Bennett
Reddit is way more populair then Sup Forums anyways :-)
Jacob Sanchez
>Live in part of town without a bunch of stops >Try to find new areas around to go get stuff >End up walking this park all day before work >Tons of people there with phones out >Bunch of pokestops next to each other >All lured >Find a Rhydon right when I get out of my car >Meet and talk with people, shoot the shit >Walked 15 miles in the last week I normally wouldn't have >gottahatchemall
>Go to nearby city park after work >People still coming at 3am >Rare pokemon shows up and everyone comes over >People are high fiving as they catch it >bitching/bragging about the level >you people are here shitting on it
wew
Dominic Garcia
>made love leave it to Sup Forumseaver to gay up banging someone
Owen Rogers
>went to the coast fishing >got a tan while sat in the sun >came home >showered >wife ordered me a curry for when I got out >ate curry >currently watching 8 Out 10 Cats Do Countdown >wife is on PS4 >already been told I'm getting my dick sucked tonight
Not my best day (only caught two fish in 8 hours) but alright, I guess.
Chase Thomas
Because it's a shit game?
Easton Bell
...
Aiden Anderson
where is this taken
Parker Barnes
NORMIE REEEEEEEEE
Nicholas Bailey
Cringey as fuck
Jose Sanchez
The GTA series needs to do this
Gabriel Wilson
...
Hudson Parker
Anyone else's tracker only ever showing 3 footprints? I think mine is bugged or some shit. Really annoying considering it showed a Lapras and a Jynx today
Benjamin Reyes
It's not about the game i dimwit.
its about exploring nature, meeting new people, going places you never been before.
the game is so much bigger than the app itself.
Wyatt Nguyen
It's enough of a game to satisfy me while I'm walking around listening to music. It's enough of a game when I'm rolling up on a gym in my car with my roommates and we park next to the faggots that are trying to take our gym and stare them down at 1am.
And it will only get better as it goes on. What would you like to see done to it realistically?
Renton, looking at the Boeing factory
Easton Baker
>exploring nature Already do that without some shitty app >meeting new people Lmao I don't want to meet any of the fucking losers that play this game.
Joseph Diaz
Can you explain how to use it please I can't get that shit to work.
Isaac Anderson
>install Pokemon GO >you actually have to walk around >uninstall >2 days ago >dads birthday, decide to take him out for some drinks in the afternoon, since hes retired and i had the day off >at a bar with a big patio section near the park on the lake >sitting at bar, enjoying the breeze and the heat and the view and my drink >see a bunch of obvious neckbeards walking around staring at their phones >laugh at them with the old man and the bartender >sitting outside in my garage last night enjoying a smoke >see a gangly stick man and his nerdy gamr gurl gf walking around staring at their phones >heading for my lawn >step on my lawn >GET THE FUCK OFF MY GRASS YOU FUCKHEADS >they spooked and take off
fuck this game, don't need some app to go on a nice walk around the neighborhood or in a park. Never liked these games. Or motion gaming. Why would I play Wii basketball when I can just, go outside and play basketball?
Video games are for dank dark basements, not physical activity and heightened social interaction.
Jason Reed
>What would you like to see done to it realistically
Pokecenters, 1v1 and 2v2 pvp, more items, more pokemons, separate currency that can be earned in game, and gym badges.
Jacob Campbell
>what would you like to see done to it. Absolutely nothing. I don't play it. I don't want to be associated with weird spergs who play this game which is a large percentage
Kayden Gray
You do realize that basically everyone is playing it right? You are the sperg nigga.
Wyatt Foster
>download to my phone >learn immediately after I get my starter that you could instead get a pikachu >well, oh well. >see pictures people post online of dozens of stops and gyms near them >there be 2 gyms about a mile away >1 stop within a mile from my house >game constantly fucking locks when in catch animation >have to exit game and come back in >problem with servers, try again later >repeat this for a week >decide to use an incense and lucky egg on my lunchbreak >game locks up when catching first pokemon >cant get back into game because servers are potatos >incense and lucky egg are wasted because they continue to time out even if you aren't logged in >get angry, not play for a couple days
i fired it up one time since, game locked when trying to catch something. fucking bullshit.
also, there's no fucking pokemon unless you go walk around town. I DONT WATNT TO FUCKING WALK AROUND IN THE CITY. Seriously, fuck. Make them spawn outside towns/cities. I go hiking on the weekends a lot, there's fuckall for stops and pokemon when you get outside civilization.
I have a family member on my facebook that posts those anti-pokemon, I have better things to do, etc things as well
>find this when I go on his profile I'll just group you in there
Isaiah Bailey
mfw your phones are to shitty for this game mfw you don't have enough pokéstops in your town mfw. you never see in pokémons in your area. mfw. you will never get a gf as hot as OPs
Luis Sanders
Holy shit user I think I saw you two when I was playing
Carson Powell
Yeah spergs who haven't played or liked Pokemon in years but suddenly like it again to jump on the bandwagon
Juan Allen
>Goes Out first time in years >Suffers the same skin codition as Michael Jackson (not the black, wanna be white shit) >Walks to nearst pokestop, spin the picture, pretty good result I get 5k pokemon >Goes home after an hour or 2 looking and catching pokemon >Goes online to look for Pokemon go tips and stuff >Finds page on how to jailbrake iphone >Jailbrakes I phone, downloads auto walk crack, tap to move and something else Im yet to try out >Don't need to leave home now, thx guys
Christopher Williams
reminder that you're on Sup Forums
Christian Brown
I don't post shit on Facebook nice try though my man. Never said I had better things to do I just don't want to meet weird faggots playing the game
Ethan Nguyen
Just started. Hows my catch?
Ayden Lewis
>giving this much of a shit about what random people on the street who will never see you again will think Sure is high school in here
Colton Hill
This is so fake I'm crying. For you. Cause you're sad.
Aaron Rivera
cubone is cute. 10/10
Aiden Rivera
When did I say I cared what they think? I just don't I want to be around them. You're dumb as fuck my man.
Jayden Russell
and yet I still don't spend my time wandering around out doors burning my pale skin staring at my phone collecting pixels to fight other burned nerds with
Matthew Torres
>Already do that without some shitty app its called going for a walk, folks have been doing this for centuries without pokemon go
>Lmao I don't want to meet any of the fucking losers that play this game yeah I have enough cringeworthy conversations in my day to day as it is, i don't need to meet more sweaty awkward neckbeards
Wyatt Clark
Black don't burn, cuck.
Thomas Hughes
>I don't want to be associated with weird spergs who play this game