Pokémon GO stories

Pokémon GO stories.

>Downloaded the game
>walk indoors for 10 minutes trying it out.
>this is prettygood.jpg
>Decides to check up a Pokéstop outside, its a library.
>wow cool.
>walk up to the library and see qt3.14 she is playing to.
>She is this nerdy, blonde, incredible cute girl
>tell me she just caught zubat.
>talk to her as we explore the pokéstop.
>We end up exchanging number
>I didnt even try to get her number
>just being a gentleman.jpg
>we have been going out catching pokémons for two days now.
>Next weekend we might be cosplaying as we have joked and talked a bit about it.

how was your day not playing pokémon go and not finding a girlfriend?

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>get girlfriend
>go to Sup Forums
Pick one

I've been going out to play pokemon go past midnight because i'm scared to see other people during the day :)

My day was fine. Worked my job. Went to the gym to lift. Swam in my pool for a bit. Made love to my wife. Had a beer. Thanks for asking though, OP.

hehe, are you not scares for getting mugged?

Go get some friends you fucking loser and grow up. Pokemons for kids

nice quads.

I can't have both? I go to reddit too, but its not the topic.

stop being so juvinile and grow up

>Worked my job
>on a Saturday
>My day was fine
lol

nice try nigger
then why are you on Sup Forums

So this is it huh.
I guess going to a bar doing pure cocaine and fucking ladies raw its for faggots like me. Its all abour nerdy bs catching pokemons and stuff.

>OP thinks this is gonna lead somewhere
>mfw the girl says "I just want to be friends is that cool?"
>mfw he makes a thread in the future calling women whores and bitches about how they lead you on

Somebody finally said this. Thank you

>open the game
>30 seconds later game crashes
>tries restarting the phone
>it doesn't work
>tries reinstalling the game
>still doesn't work

I manage big box retail, so I have alternating weekends. Honestly, having one day off consistently during the week is nice. Hardly anyone out running errands, you can get quite a bit done.

Do what you like, its my suggestion

/thread
quads confirmed

u better bang this chick within about three days buddy, believe me when I say that window of opportunity won't last long

Fucking this. I love having Saturday's on and Monday's off

>Pokemon go made me lose weight.

>met a 11/10 nerdy girl with D's and slim waist. Going on date tonight.

>landed a job cause talked to boss about Pokemon. I start Monday.

>250000k starting.

>made 100 new friends. Already added me on face book.

>my dick grew 5 inches

>confidence is up and learned to talk to people.

>found a new house while catching a charizard (first try) move in Wednesday.

Thanks Pokemon go

>woke up at 4pm
>go to the store to buy ciggies
>like all the people outside and the bright light wasn't bad enough
>there are people shouting in the middle of the street, staring at their phones, that there's a rare squibly niggle right there
>they start making noises only the most indogenous species of african americans is capable of
>buy ciggies, run home, shut my door, hop on Sup Forums and try to forget about this

This shit is crazy, I went walking around with some co-workers who play it after work one day. There were 60+ people playing this on the Jeffersonville IN Riverfront at 3:30 in the morning.

>already had gf before game doing it the hard way by randomly approaching women at parties
>get to level 16 in pokemon go
>custom naming all my pokemon
>getting them to highest CP in city
>taking many gyms
>thinking people are getting a kick out of these dank names when they see my pokemon at the gym
>fastforward to now
>realize other players can't see custom names
>what's the point?
>Go back to work/porn/movies with gf

With the squad all team blue, see some little shit (like 15 years old) trying to take our gym. Shout out hey, fuck away from our gym as we start walking over. Kid picks up bike and rides away. Another victory for team blue.
I semi know the kid anyway so he knows we were just playing around.

bro thats what i was thinking

>Bronie-mon
>professionally pathetic v2.0

Same, Haven't gotten passed the first white loading screen.

get the fuck in there before the pokemon hype dies down

if one kid can fuck up your entire gym you have a shitty gym

>Be me
>Hate the fuck out of the game since its not real pokemon game. I certianly dont buy the new ones but occasionally i get nostalgic and like to play up on gameboy color once a year
>2 days after it being out roomate comes home bragging how cool it is and that hes such a high level, and his co worked has held the level 9 gym at the part for over a day with a 1400 vaporeon.
>Ok nigga its on, ill play this just to kick your ass at it.
>No live it for 2 days, level 18, owned and controlled tons of gyms now.
>game is now old and i have grown bored of it since i already beat roomate.

>Did meet some interesting fun people, but not enough adults play it, and the ones that do clearly have problems of some sort, mental, fat and nerdy, something.

So im done with it, time to move on i guess

Back to rebbit you fagget ass neanderthal.

sage

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>get pokeemion goles new trend mobil vídeo gane
>run it
>you have to walk
>uninstall and laugh at this dumb ass fucking trend that will die faster than kony 2012

bump

>download the game
>read comments about it saying it forced people to go outside
>mfw lvl7 without ever going outside

how about you throw your shitty old phone in the dumpster and get a new one.

>girlfriend
KEK, just wait until she sends you that text,
>Can my boyfriend come too?
or
>I wish I could find a boyfriend like you!

or you know... no text at all since girl is figment of OPs imagination

Sorry user, I don't live in a 3rd world country.

Fake GPS. I use it to at night. Walk with my friend at day. Ain't no way that I'll go catching a Pidgey on a graveyard at 4 in the morning.

Faggot

Does he have a weiner

>install.apk
>open app
>need to leave the house
>delete.apk
Done with it before i started

OP is such a faggot, he's even gonna imagine the fake girl friendzoning him because he doesn't know how to imagine a real girlfriend because he hasn't ever had one.

Implying that there isn't 50 robberies in the US every day

Fakegps never worked for me

can't you just be happy for me? Instead of being this butthurt.

These kinda things does happen from time to time, even more so now that we have Pokémon Go.

quads FPBP have spoken

>living in Mexico
>living in the city of Tijuana, which is in the border and is pretty much the best city in the whole country
>go to vacation in Acapulco, #1 city in crime
>Pokemon GO releases
>catch shit
>bad signal
>return to my home in Tijuana
>place full of PokeStops
>literally outside of my house I can get some good Pokemon
>I can go to USA anytime I want
>I know I'll get better Pokemon
So my Pokemon road is barely beggining, but I'm looking out for the future.

i call bullshit, i see people playing pokemon go all the time and no one really talks

Typical fag trying to look cool
Pleb.
Enjoy cia farming your data

Had to paint my kitchen.

Not sure where you are living.
and how cringy you are.

If you are a normal person, with normal looks people will talk to you if they have the same intrests as you.

Just because we think you're bullshitting doesn't mean we're "butthurt" stop trying to cushion the blow to make it out like we're jealous lol. You just sound like a fucking loser

Download KingoRoot, Lucky Patcher and FakeGPS.
Open KingoRoot and root your phone open Lucky Patcher tap Rebuild & find FakeGPS apk install like system app. Later you open your settings go location and select device only

Oh no, they will know that I look at monster cock shemales. That I like big titties.

what a shame.

This^

>mfw this every tiem
>smug.jpg

hi5

>being a walker pleb

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

fuck this game

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Digits don't lie /thread

unfortunately I do that's why i'm still a newb

Reddit is way more populair then Sup Forums anyways :-)

>Live in part of town without a bunch of stops
>Try to find new areas around to go get stuff
>End up walking this park all day before work
>Tons of people there with phones out
>Bunch of pokestops next to each other
>All lured
>Find a Rhydon right when I get out of my car
>Meet and talk with people, shoot the shit
>Walked 15 miles in the last week I normally wouldn't have
>gottahatchemall

>Go to nearby city park after work
>People still coming at 3am
>Rare pokemon shows up and everyone comes over
>People are high fiving as they catch it
>bitching/bragging about the level
>you people are here shitting on it

wew

>made love
leave it to Sup Forumseaver to gay up banging someone

>went to the coast fishing
>got a tan while sat in the sun
>came home
>showered
>wife ordered me a curry for when I got out
>ate curry
>currently watching 8 Out 10 Cats Do Countdown
>wife is on PS4
>already been told I'm getting my dick sucked tonight

Not my best day (only caught two fish in 8 hours) but alright, I guess.

Because it's a shit game?

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where is this taken

NORMIE REEEEEEEEE

Cringey as fuck

The GTA series needs to do this

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Anyone else's tracker only ever showing 3 footprints? I think mine is bugged or some shit. Really annoying considering it showed a Lapras and a Jynx today

It's not about the game i dimwit.

its about exploring nature, meeting new people, going places you never been before.

the game is so much bigger than the app itself.

It's enough of a game to satisfy me while I'm walking around listening to music. It's enough of a game when I'm rolling up on a gym in my car with my roommates and we park next to the faggots that are trying to take our gym and stare them down at 1am.

And it will only get better as it goes on. What would you like to see done to it realistically?

Renton, looking at the Boeing factory

>exploring nature
Already do that without some shitty app
>meeting new people
Lmao I don't want to meet any of the fucking losers that play this game.

Can you explain how to use it please I can't get that shit to work.

>install Pokemon GO
>you actually have to walk around
>uninstall
>2 days ago
>dads birthday, decide to take him out for some drinks in the afternoon, since hes retired and i had the day off
>at a bar with a big patio section near the park on the lake
>sitting at bar, enjoying the breeze and the heat and the view and my drink
>see a bunch of obvious neckbeards walking around staring at their phones
>laugh at them with the old man and the bartender
>sitting outside in my garage last night enjoying a smoke
>see a gangly stick man and his nerdy gamr gurl gf walking around staring at their phones
>heading for my lawn
>step on my lawn
>GET THE FUCK OFF MY GRASS YOU FUCKHEADS
>they spooked and take off

fuck this game, don't need some app to go on a nice walk around the neighborhood or in a park. Never liked these games. Or motion gaming. Why would I play Wii basketball when I can just, go outside and play basketball?

Video games are for dank dark basements, not physical activity and heightened social interaction.

>What would you like to see done to it realistically

Pokecenters, 1v1 and 2v2 pvp, more items, more pokemons, separate currency that can be earned in game, and gym badges.

>what would you like to see done to it.
Absolutely nothing. I don't play it. I don't want to be associated with weird spergs who play this game which is a large percentage

You do realize that basically everyone is playing it right? You are the sperg nigga.

>download to my phone
>learn immediately after I get my starter that you could instead get a pikachu
>well, oh well.
>see pictures people post online of dozens of stops and gyms near them
>there be 2 gyms about a mile away
>1 stop within a mile from my house
>game constantly fucking locks when in catch animation
>have to exit game and come back in
>problem with servers, try again later
>repeat this for a week
>decide to use an incense and lucky egg on my lunchbreak
>game locks up when catching first pokemon
>cant get back into game because servers are potatos
>incense and lucky egg are wasted because they continue to time out even if you aren't logged in
>get angry, not play for a couple days

i fired it up one time since, game locked when trying to catch something. fucking bullshit.

also, there's no fucking pokemon unless you go walk around town. I DONT WATNT TO FUCKING WALK AROUND IN THE CITY. Seriously, fuck. Make them spawn outside towns/cities. I go hiking on the weekends a lot, there's fuckall for stops and pokemon when you get outside civilization.

youtube.com/watch?v=5b_02CKf74k

I have a family member on my facebook that posts those anti-pokemon, I have better things to do, etc things as well

>find this when I go on his profile
I'll just group you in there

mfw your phones are to shitty for this game
mfw you don't have enough pokéstops in your town
mfw. you never see in pokémons in your area.
mfw. you will never get a gf as hot as OPs

Holy shit user I think I saw you two when I was playing

Yeah spergs who haven't played or liked Pokemon in years but suddenly like it again to jump on the bandwagon

>Goes Out first time in years
>Suffers the same skin codition as Michael Jackson (not the black, wanna be white shit)
>Walks to nearst pokestop, spin the picture, pretty good result I get 5k pokemon
>Goes home after an hour or 2 looking and catching pokemon
>Goes online to look for Pokemon go tips and stuff
>Finds page on how to jailbrake iphone
>Jailbrakes I phone, downloads auto walk crack, tap to move and something else Im yet to try out
>Don't need to leave home now, thx guys

reminder that you're on Sup Forums

I don't post shit on Facebook nice try though my man. Never said I had better things to do I just don't want to meet weird faggots playing the game

Just started. Hows my catch?

>giving this much of a shit about what random people on the street who will never see you again will think
Sure is high school in here

This is so fake I'm crying. For you. Cause you're sad.

cubone is cute. 10/10

When did I say I cared what they think? I just don't I want to be around them. You're dumb as fuck my man.

and yet I still don't spend my time wandering around out doors burning my pale skin staring at my phone collecting pixels to fight other burned nerds with

>Already do that without some shitty app
its called going for a walk, folks have been doing this for centuries without pokemon go

>Lmao I don't want to meet any of the fucking losers that play this game
yeah I have enough cringeworthy conversations in my day to day as it is, i don't need to meet more sweaty awkward neckbeards

Black don't burn, cuck.

>I don't want to be associated with weird spergs who play this game

Get some friends bro