/heem/: twitter edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Vegas Dave BTFO
mmamania.com/2016/7/11/12148510/not-mad-vegas-dave-reacts-losing-1-million-bet-on-miesha-tate-ufc-200-mma

>UFC sold to California-based William Morris Endeavor
mmafighting.com/2016/7/11/12148376/ufc-sold-to-wme-img-for-4-billion

>Hendo-Bisbong confirmed
mmafighting.com/2016/7/10/12138614/dana-white-says-michael-bisping-to-fight-dan-henderson-next-possibly

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=VWrZZA_wk_0
podbay.fm/show/360084272/e/1468284588?autostart=1
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Brendan Big Brown Schaub

is a fag

>Brock is so bad he barely beat a ranked 8 heavy fighter

My sides

can someone post the cain velasquez v travis brown webm plz?

You've been killing it lately Bulgarabro

WILL BROOKS ON FIRE
EDDIE ALVAREZ IS TERRIFIED

would work better without Eddie. Just Alvarez, keep it simple.

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Thanks man

UFC on Fox 21 has been outrighted stated to not have Pettis-Oliveira as the main event

Requesting Roy Nelson vs Derrek Lewis webms

thanks senpai i accidentally slept thru this fight

>Your in the club and this guy wheel kicks your MMA GF

What do you do

Hey Mexico, you still there pussy?

Nah, he's gonna get KO'd his next fight and then kill himself

Look at this succ between two Schaub fans.. Ugh, disgusting..
btw. Schaub is not a fighter.. Find some podcasts board and post that shit there..

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING

DC vs Stipe super fight who wins?

DC via wrassl'n

Hey Goofs,

My name is Sage, and I could heem every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting stupid ass pictures of a washed up heavyweight. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever heemed anyone? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than photoshopping Thug Rose on to Blacked.com pictures.

Don't be a goof. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a world karate champion and starter on my wrestling team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to polish skeletons"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; it is what IT IS). You are all goofs who should just heem yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

DC via 25 minutes of dry humping.

I would rather watch Miocic vs Velasquez.

shieeeeeet

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Absolute coonery

Michael McDonald vs. John Lineker
Tony Ferguson vs. Landon Vannata
Tim Boetsch vs. Josh Samman
Daniel Omielańczuk vs. Oleksiy Oliynyk
Kyle Noke vs. Keita Nakamura
Louis Smolka vs. Ben Nguyen

shut your mouth white boi before i shut it for you

that was a tooth flying out r-right?

I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF

>Get A Dog Bro
What did /heem/ mean by this?

Lineker
Fergie
Samman
Daneil
Noke
Nguyen

how come Jon Jones testing positive for Estrogen blockers isn't in the OP or news, you fucking piece of shit

Spit

Michael McDonald
Tony Ferguson
Josh Samman
Oleksiy Oliynyk
Keita Nakamura
Louis Smolka

Is she right?

>yfw the shitstorm that will follow Sage pissing hot

McDonald
Ferguson
Samman
Oliynyk
Nakamura
Smolka

Lineker
Ferguson
Boetsch
Oliynyk
Noke
Nguyen

because the news of him initially testing positive for something broke a very long time ago
did you hear that Werdum pulled out of UFC 196 and it was turned into a fight night instead
they say Johny Hendricks vs Stephen Thompson is going to be the main event

Meme day McDonald
El Cuck-uy
My boy ™Josh Samman
Oliynik
Kyle None
>flyweight """""""""" fights """"""""""

RICKY!

Is Rogan going?

Based Schaub. Schaub bless my friends.

Will Chael get in trouble for leaking the Jones news?

I kinda like that he's a reporter now for FloCombat.

How come you didn't keep the shit about the UFC being sold and Ceronne talking shit to DC, you fucking suck

pretty sure Robert Downey jr wears the same kind of shoes.

SO I CAN DRIIIIIFT AWAAAAY

not adding anyone who doesn't pick every fight, add yourself if you want

Dana White catches you watching an ILLEGAL stream and calls the cops. You're arrested and charged with being a fucking goof and the judge gives you this choice:

-6 Years in jail, no parole but your safety will be guarenteed by the guards
-18 months in jail, but your cell mate is Derrick 'Black Beast' Lewis

What do you do?

Nightmare Mode:
-your sentence is reduced to 3 Months, but you have to have Derrick Lewis as a cellmate IN ADDITION TO getting a tattoo on your chest that reads "Houston Niggas Are Bitches, Fuck H-Town Nigga"

18 months
Lewis seems like a nice guy desu

do we get internet in jail?

18 months with Derrick Lewis

tricks on you, i don't watch illegal streams, i invite a few friends over and we watch the fights together

You goof. Charging people to watch a ppv in public is ILLEGAL.

>public
>implying my house isnt private property

>ireland

Fighter unions will kill the sport.

New ownership is going to destroy the UFC. Thank god Bellator will succeed. More one night tournaments.

Will the wrassl'n shilling continue?

youtube.com/watch?v=VWrZZA_wk_0


Chael the absolute madman

>he's not watching wrestling right now

between her and her brother paige's father must be proud

Derek banged my sister and made me watch

It looks like Ferguson and Khabib are both using the same strategy of fighting nobodies and waiting for a title shot

nice trap

Chael is in HUGE trouble. He might as well just end it all now. Even Schaub isn't dumb enough to do this. And Schaub is a fucking imbecile.

JRE with Chael is finally up on podbay. Probably on youtube as well.
podbay.fm/show/360084272/e/1468284588?autostart=1

Already goofed.

it goes on youtube live

There is l i t e r a l l y

no reason for you to make threads early anymore. Stop it. You're not a necessary evil. You're just a nobody that wants to be the eternal OP.

John Lineker
Tony Ferguson
Josh Samman
Oleksiy Oliynyk
Keita Nakamura
Louis Smolka

Thank you for your service unironically.

>Schaub talking about other heavyweights ranking
>Talking about how they're not considered big threats
>He is literally talking about himself but doesn't realise it


People who can't view the world in 3rd person are a strange breed.

>strange

schaub isn't strange he's stupid

Is Brock an idiot savant?

He is your last great white (natty) hope. Stop slandering him.

Also sorry for shit quality

maybe if the picture wasn't for ants i could compare

he abandoned freedomland for canada

literally no noticable difference.

Yeah i noticed after i posted. Will use photo editor when i get home instead of mobile

>survives 15 minutes fight
>racks up 2.5 million
enough for butt injections.
all while there is so much poverty and poorly paid important jobs, this world really is a piece of shit.

What does that tell you about your own country Bob?

Reminder that my power double is unmatched.
I ask you to be careful.

And you're preaching on Sup Forums about it

Was prime Pride better than UFC?

it's just sad and disgusting

So sad and disgusting that you go to /heem/ of all places to make the difference

Hank my OC.

no I don't have access to guns in my wardrobe, america.

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>Alfhild

Ok I kek'd

woah this guy would hurt someone if he had weapons

Be careful.

Lineker
Ferguson
Samman
Oliynyk
Noke
Nguyen

wouldn't stop a 9mm in that thick skull of his.

Nightmare mode. I think he would find it funny. If not, well, whatever. It's not the worst tattoo I can think of. Houston IS a shithole.

Great banter bud.

let's leave your penis out of this

Who is the best atheist MMA fighter?

GIVE ME SOME FUCKING (You)s YOU FUCKING AMERIFATS

I'll take the 18 months. Lewis seems to have a good sense of humor, so I could hopefully joke around with him and get on his good side.

Worst case scenario is he either beats the shit out of you or rapes you. But I'm ugly as fuck and my ass is hairy like the hide of a yak, so I think there would be better options.