7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald 7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima 7/17: Professional Shooto 7/17 - Asuka vs Sawada 7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann 7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga 7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko 7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins 7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel 7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley 7/31: Pancrase Osaka - Kitakata vs Hayasaka 8/5: Titan FC 40 - Cavalcante vs Assuncao 8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres 8/13: Brace 42 - Murphy vs Alchin 8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2 8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira 9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
>Brock is so bad he barely beat a ranked 8 heavy fighter
My sides
Matthew Barnes
can someone post the cain velasquez v travis brown webm plz?
Logan Jackson
You've been killing it lately Bulgarabro
Colton Howard
WILL BROOKS ON FIRE EDDIE ALVAREZ IS TERRIFIED
Gabriel Davis
would work better without Eddie. Just Alvarez, keep it simple.
Ethan Green
...
Julian Foster
Thanks man
Aaron Cox
UFC on Fox 21 has been outrighted stated to not have Pettis-Oliveira as the main event
Wyatt Robinson
Requesting Roy Nelson vs Derrek Lewis webms
Colton Ward
thanks senpai i accidentally slept thru this fight
Cameron Wilson
>Your in the club and this guy wheel kicks your MMA GF
What do you do
Josiah Harris
Hey Mexico, you still there pussy?
Andrew Sullivan
Nah, he's gonna get KO'd his next fight and then kill himself
Sebastian Rodriguez
Look at this succ between two Schaub fans.. Ugh, disgusting.. btw. Schaub is not a fighter.. Find some podcasts board and post that shit there..
Luis Martinez
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
Cooper Brooks
DC vs Stipe super fight who wins?
William Howard
DC via wrassl'n
Samuel Robinson
Hey Goofs,
My name is Sage, and I could heem every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting stupid ass pictures of a washed up heavyweight. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever heemed anyone? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than photoshopping Thug Rose on to Blacked.com pictures.
Don't be a goof. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I'm a world karate champion and starter on my wrestling team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to polish skeletons"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; it is what IT IS). You are all goofs who should just heem yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Lucas Howard
DC via 25 minutes of dry humping.
I would rather watch Miocic vs Velasquez.
William Brown
shieeeeeet
Ayden Cox
...
Leo Ramirez
Absolute coonery
Austin Richardson
Michael McDonald vs. John Lineker Tony Ferguson vs. Landon Vannata Tim Boetsch vs. Josh Samman Daniel Omielańczuk vs. Oleksiy Oliynyk Kyle Noke vs. Keita Nakamura Louis Smolka vs. Ben Nguyen
Christopher Mitchell
shut your mouth white boi before i shut it for you
Jackson Hughes
that was a tooth flying out r-right?
Ethan Cruz
I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF
Owen Morris
>Get A Dog Bro What did /heem/ mean by this?
Ryan Nelson
Lineker Fergie Samman Daneil Noke Nguyen
Carson Howard
how come Jon Jones testing positive for Estrogen blockers isn't in the OP or news, you fucking piece of shit
Tyler Hernandez
Spit
Ayden Rivera
Michael McDonald Tony Ferguson Josh Samman Oleksiy Oliynyk Keita Nakamura Louis Smolka
Leo Roberts
Is she right?
Asher White
>yfw the shitstorm that will follow Sage pissing hot
Mason Nelson
McDonald Ferguson Samman Oliynyk Nakamura Smolka
Charles Martinez
Lineker Ferguson Boetsch Oliynyk Noke Nguyen
Anthony Edwards
because the news of him initially testing positive for something broke a very long time ago did you hear that Werdum pulled out of UFC 196 and it was turned into a fight night instead they say Johny Hendricks vs Stephen Thompson is going to be the main event
Thomas Sullivan
Meme day McDonald El Cuck-uy My boy ™Josh Samman Oliynik Kyle None >flyweight """""""""" fights """"""""""
Xavier Murphy
RICKY!
Asher Wilson
Is Rogan going?
Luis Long
Based Schaub. Schaub bless my friends.
Henry Sanders
Will Chael get in trouble for leaking the Jones news?
I kinda like that he's a reporter now for FloCombat.
Easton Long
How come you didn't keep the shit about the UFC being sold and Ceronne talking shit to DC, you fucking suck
Mason Cooper
pretty sure Robert Downey jr wears the same kind of shoes.
Jace Green
SO I CAN DRIIIIIFT AWAAAAY
Jack Roberts
not adding anyone who doesn't pick every fight, add yourself if you want
Austin Gomez
Dana White catches you watching an ILLEGAL stream and calls the cops. You're arrested and charged with being a fucking goof and the judge gives you this choice:
-6 Years in jail, no parole but your safety will be guarenteed by the guards -18 months in jail, but your cell mate is Derrick 'Black Beast' Lewis
What do you do?
Nightmare Mode: -your sentence is reduced to 3 Months, but you have to have Derrick Lewis as a cellmate IN ADDITION TO getting a tattoo on your chest that reads "Houston Niggas Are Bitches, Fuck H-Town Nigga"
Noah Thompson
18 months Lewis seems like a nice guy desu
Eli Sanchez
do we get internet in jail?
Asher Bailey
18 months with Derrick Lewis
Liam Diaz
tricks on you, i don't watch illegal streams, i invite a few friends over and we watch the fights together
Xavier Miller
You goof. Charging people to watch a ppv in public is ILLEGAL.
Bentley Lopez
>public >implying my house isnt private property
>ireland
Nicholas Lopez
Fighter unions will kill the sport.
New ownership is going to destroy the UFC. Thank god Bellator will succeed. More one night tournaments.
no reason for you to make threads early anymore. Stop it. You're not a necessary evil. You're just a nobody that wants to be the eternal OP.
Lincoln Cooper
John Lineker Tony Ferguson Josh Samman Oleksiy Oliynyk Keita Nakamura Louis Smolka
Jack Rodriguez
Thank you for your service unironically.
Daniel Hughes
>Schaub talking about other heavyweights ranking >Talking about how they're not considered big threats >He is literally talking about himself but doesn't realise it
People who can't view the world in 3rd person are a strange breed.
Justin Richardson
>strange
schaub isn't strange he's stupid
Parker Jones
Is Brock an idiot savant?
Charles Young
He is your last great white (natty) hope. Stop slandering him.
Aiden Brooks
Also sorry for shit quality
Dylan Roberts
maybe if the picture wasn't for ants i could compare
Gavin Perez
he abandoned freedomland for canada
Logan Myers
literally no noticable difference.
Lincoln Nguyen
Yeah i noticed after i posted. Will use photo editor when i get home instead of mobile
Caleb Bennett
>survives 15 minutes fight >racks up 2.5 million enough for butt injections. all while there is so much poverty and poorly paid important jobs, this world really is a piece of shit.
Ayden Russell
What does that tell you about your own country Bob?
Logan Bell
Reminder that my power double is unmatched. I ask you to be careful.
Oliver Morales
And you're preaching on Sup Forums about it
Blake Barnes
Was prime Pride better than UFC?
Thomas Rodriguez
it's just sad and disgusting
Jackson Cooper
So sad and disgusting that you go to /heem/ of all places to make the difference
Wyatt Flores
Hank my OC.
Joshua Cox
no I don't have access to guns in my wardrobe, america.
Chase Perry
...
Lucas Barnes
>Alfhild
Ok I kek'd
Adam Robinson
woah this guy would hurt someone if he had weapons
Leo Bailey
Be careful.
Anthony Thomas
Lineker Ferguson Samman Oliynyk Noke Nguyen
Logan Lee
wouldn't stop a 9mm in that thick skull of his.
Nathan Nguyen
Nightmare mode. I think he would find it funny. If not, well, whatever. It's not the worst tattoo I can think of. Houston IS a shithole.
Gabriel Powell
Great banter bud.
Julian White
let's leave your penis out of this
Xavier Brooks
Who is the best atheist MMA fighter?
Andrew Long
GIVE ME SOME FUCKING (You)s YOU FUCKING AMERIFATS
Noah Sanchez
I'll take the 18 months. Lewis seems to have a good sense of humor, so I could hopefully joke around with him and get on his good side.
Worst case scenario is he either beats the shit out of you or rapes you. But I'm ugly as fuck and my ass is hairy like the hide of a yak, so I think there would be better options.