Like every fucking evening. Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything

Like every fucking evening. Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.

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How did you let it go so long without at least considering a hooker?
Diagnosis that affects your social life such as Aspergers?

How do you cope with that fact?

Why is it always a 33-year-old?
It's never any higher or lower.
Is it you every time?

>How did you let it go so long without at least considering a hooker?

I've been considering a hooker since I was 19. Always convinced myself to not do it however.

>Diagnosis that affects your social life such as Aspergers?

No. Never brought it up with a / my psychologist though.

Sports and alcohol.

Most of the time it's me. Although I saw a few threads which someone else opened. This is Sup Forums after all, this place is full with virgins in their late 20s / 30s.

Still havent caved and hired an escort pussyless the wizzard?

Nope.

Have some fucking music in this thread

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What's your problem? Fat, ugly, socially awkward?

Not fat, not ugly but very socially awkward.

nigga the shit you give me is not working your tips are shit and so are you

What?

Im the guy asking for wizard tips every few days and nothing that you give me works

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You are a conservative Muslim, you can kill yourself for all I care.

ooo a temper, I like it :^)

Are you mad that some guy that is trying to avoid women is getting as much, if not more action than you are ?

No, I am mad because you are a fucking right-wing reactionary.

and you know this purely because you know I am a conservative muslim ? come on babe, your temper is showing.

>I've been considering a hooker since I was 19. Always convinced myself to not do it however.

This is the wrong answer. You see, now you are the guy who doesn't even the balls to get a hooker.

Of course. These two concepts are pretty much synonymous. Or would you suggest that religious conservatives are not on the extreme right of the political spectrum?

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Well, you are wrong, so theres that.

And why is that so? Arguments would be nice.

Good fucking point you delusional islamofascist.

I am simply not what you say I am, nothing more to it really.

So, how would you place yourself when it comes to social issues?

No clue what the word for it is, but I dont dabble in politics much, why is your thread so slow today ?

Everything is politics. What's your stance on feminism, gay rights or the death penalty?

Feminism : Good idea bad implementation.

Gay rights : For them but not gay marriage and some of them.

Death penalty : Supported on some situations.

>Good idea bad implementation.

Why?

>For them but not gay marriage and some of them.

What do you not support?

>Supported on some situations

Like?

Anyway, this is the answer I would get from the average Trump supporter or Christian evangelical as well. You are a fucking conservative.

I support equality, but femenism is fighting for "payback", not for equality.

The only thing that comes to mind is gay marriage right and adoption right now.

Premeditated murder.


I am but you sad "right wing reactionary" and I dont understand what that means.

>I am but you sad "right wing reactionary"

And I stand by that.

Anyway, why don't you just tell the girls interested in you that you don't want to date for whatever reason. Takes literally a second.

Its what I do, lol.
Am I doing something different here?

No. It's basically the only thing you can do. Or you get fat and hideous and grow a neckbeard.

Nice trips, also I am overweight already, lol.

Holy fuck.

I do not recommend hookers, i had some and it was major dissapointment. Probably because I am also "socially awkward", and because I was married for years.

What ?

What are you doing right and I am doing wrong?

Even though OP should try some, just for practice. But it should be some nice girl, not random hoe

I am a 26 years old virgin. Since you are a wizard, can you tell me if I will get laid before 30?

Yes. Her name will be Gundolfina and she'll be 200 kg.

fair enough

If you are asking me, the muslim, Im not doing anything, I literally avoid touching women, let alone talk to them, try that.

Have you embraced celibacy and devoted yourself to enlightenment yet?

>But it should be some nice girl, not random hoe

OP here. Why set unrealistic standards?

Great, now I have to masturbate.

Avoid touching as in shaking hands?

What do you think about this OP?

Any kind, shaking hands, hugging, even taking any of thier shit for an assignment, I even refuse to tutor women.

(not because they are worse, just what the religion says)

Disgustingly large breasts and hipster glasses. Would not buy.

C'mon dude ... ah whatever, do whatever the fuck you want.

I can take a screenshot of a woman who flat out asked for sex a few months ago if you want.

Its fucking weird.

How does your body look? Height, Weight etnicity etc

And yes, I should lift. In fact, I started again.

Nothing wrong with you really. Probably comes down to not going inside much or driving woman out of your life. But i don't know you so i can't say. Anyway i suggest taking up courses and meet new people there. Don't waste yourself on some streetwalker.

>Probably comes down to not going inside much or driving woman out of your life.

There is literally not a single person in my life at the moment. But there were times where I had at least some friends and were moderately socially active (parties, clubbing, uni sports) and there was never a single sign of interest or a positive response).

>major disappointment
that's life faggot!

OP here. That's also my nickname.

You must be fairly awkward then. I'm quite short and the way i make up for that is usualy to be a more bubbly person, To be more pleasant to be around. Then again i'm surrounded by people all my life. And some who've i met where/are just like you. Must be difficult to not know many or any people. How did it come to be this way for you? Did the people not like you or did you not like the people?

>How did it come to be this way for you?

I was pretty popular in HS. Mostly because I threw a shitload of alcohol-fueler parties in my parents place. But somehow, I could not hold pace with my peers social development. People began to ignore me.

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sorry op here you go.

Faggot

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Since I will be you in 13 years, I'm just wondering what kind of work you do and maybe one main hobby. Just curious, I'm fascinated by people like us who have never even kissed a girl before. The oldest virgin ever I met was my current boss, who is 46.

why do you know that your boss is a virgin ?

I'm unemployed since June but I hold a doctorate in molecular biology. And my hobbies are climbing/bouldering, cycling, running, cooking, reading, video games

Ahsant bro

how much money do you make?

Shit man you speak arabic ?

It's the night shift at a grocery store, we pretty much talk about anything since their are no customers. I feel for him though, he doesn't talk to anyone but us when the customers are in the store for the last two hours and he puts his head down as he walks past women with families.

Unemployed. Last job, I made 30k.

30k over what period of time

he needs to become muslims so he stops needing sex, I feel for the guy :^(

/yr over two years.

Can I lock your cock and boss you around?

Check out rsd on youtube op

Nah dude. Nah.

What's that?

Anyone PLEASE give me tips to stay a wizard, Im becoming hornier by the day :^(

Why not just act on it?

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pickup and self development, changed a lot of lives (their paid products are easy to torrent too)

I don't know how a religion can cut of a biological need, unless they call for cutting off something that I didn't know they called for before.

Gods obviously to blame for this fucking design error. Stick it in his face.

Or marriage. What about marriage?

Will check it out.

Hang on, I'm confused. Is OP a conservative Mudslime, or has this thread been hijacked?

It cant, but it can make you more content with your life, I am horny as fuck and have women throw themselves at me but it makes it easier to know you get "paid"

Ill get married when im good and ready, but not some random bimbo.

I didnt hijack shit.

Good luck

>It cant, but it can make you more content with your life, I am horny as fuck and have women throw themselves at me but it makes it easier to know you get "paid"

Are you a true believer if you only do it to get paid?

OP here, I'm a German atheist.

Nah, but I still get paid, good enough for me.

Na, only thing you'll be hijacking is planes

Thanks for clearing that up bro

good joke but like 15 years too late.

Wouldn't God know that you are just a fucking freeloader?

Yes he would, but im going through the motions so it still counts, asked my teacher a few years ago.

Your teacher is just covering it's own bases. Or projecting his own wishes. Feuerbach anyone?

They pay you to be a Muslim?

He actually isnt wrong.

By going to heaven.

You should get a part time job working registers or something that forces you to socialise somewhat, I was pretty shy when I was young but after getting my first job having to talk to strangers for 9 hrs you get good at it.

I soon have to take any job I will get. My money doesn't last forever. So yes.

Yeah if you look half decent you'll get compliments and its always good having older women compliment you, I was only 16 but looked older. It gets to the point where you realise you are only going to see people once ever in your life and you'll get sudden bursts of confidence.

What do compliments from old ladies get me?