New hockey fan here. Which team should I root for?

New hockey fan here. Which team should I root for?

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Where do you live? Pick the closest team.

Do you want a competitive team now or a team which is building itself up? If the latter, pick the sabres. Nobody will ever accuse you of bandwagoning.

Where do you live

what a stupid meme, root for the blackhawks OP

what brought you to hockey

Penguins just for based Crosby.

flames

theo fleury was my jam in nhl '94

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Or the Minnesota Wild

Maple Leafs. Historic team. Sucked for a long time now so when (if) they are good again no one can accuse you of band-wagoning. Color scheme is decent too.

Irrelevant tier
>Wild, Sens, Coyotes, Devils, Blue Jackets

Bandwagon/Finland tier
>Blackhawks, Penguins, Oilers, Panthers, Capitals

Acceptable tier
>Habs, Stars, Flames, Jets, Islanders, Las Vegas expansion team

No cups/JUST tier
>Canucks, Sabres, Blues

Rags tier
>rags, >kongs >laffs

>tfw not mentioned

Where do we fall?


>select all images with pizza

Bruins cuz we're original 6 but we suck right now

and we trigger massive amounts of butthurt if/when we win

cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/riots-erupt-in-vancouver-after-canucks-loss-1.993707

Wings are the only team on the acceptable original six tier

>furpuck

Cheer for Team North American at the world cup and cheer for the team with the player you like most

How are the Wild irrelevant. They've never not sold out a game

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where muh canes at?

11 playoff appearances to 8 lottery picks

Not one Canadian team played in the playoffs

Who's that demon demon

Semon*

No, you had it correct the first time.

The Kings are not rag tier, you cock gobbling cuck.

h u r r i c a n e s

t. Someone who pretends to like sports

unironically the oilers

>Acceptable tier
>Doesn't win shit

Fuck off Canada.

Root for Chicago. They're actually committed to winning hockey unlike 75% of the NHL

Or you can just pick the teams you hate, and like or be neutral to the rest teams.

Absolute hate list:
>Pongs
>Kongs
>Blackcocks, because who the fuck trades Teuvo for nothing

Who ready for dat sprakle dog dynasty? #WeOutHere

the canucks!

>no Shorks

there are several ways to pick a team to root for

1. hometown heroes - pick the team closest to your proximity, you're most likely to have a large fandom for the team already established in your town, their games will be played in your local bars/pubs/restaurants, and the games will be in close distance to actually go and physically see.

2. start watching games - after a few games with one team you should be able to determine whether or not you'll like them and want to keep following them!

3. choose based on aesthetic - a lot of people i know chose their favorite sports team based on uniform and color theme (are you a black and yellow kind of guy? pittsburgh's penguins might be up your alley, into sick logos? san jose sharks, etc)

4. choose randomly or take a quiz/test to determine who you should root for, such as this image

Minnesota! THE STATE OF HOCKEY!

FUCK OFF WERE FULL

NEW FANS NOT WELCOME

5. ask your friends and family what their favorite teams are, start watching their games and find a new thing to bond over! none of them into hockey? what about a favorite celebrity? find out what team they're into

Bruins.

We about to do big things after we trade Tuukka for some defense.

FUCK OFF
WERE FULL

>sharks logo
>sick

Absolutely disgusting

This guy knows

Damn this is outdated