Seems like child's play to solve

Seems like child's play to solve.

Why did a grown man freeze up at the thought?

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They're easy when you can see where you're going Captain Edgelord

i really wanted to like that movie but the overacting killed it for me

Jack is forever trapped in the labyrinth that is the Overlook, more obviously visually portrayed by an actual fucking labyrinth in the backyard.

His inability to change any of his destructive behaviors, from his drinking to his violent outbursts against his own family, marks him for death, but more accurately keeps him in the heart of the Overlook, forever.

jump off a roof

It's a horror film, "overacting" is kind of necessary.

Left x100 == guaranteed exit.

I take it you've never read the book.

I have read it and enjoyed it except for jack's crazy at the end. A much more minimalist approach on the acting and less dialog would have worked better for me, less screaming more atmosphere

Starting at the beginning, that would make you walk every inch of the maze twice.

I saw more about the stress of the social contract on the father, the need to constantly find new reasons to stick to your original commitment, in love interest, in work, even in passion.

Some people go crazy when they find out they are in a maze set before them, and again when they get the skills to be free, freedom becomes nothingness to them so they feel "condemned to be free".

all i can say is that i can watch any gore, fucked up shit, jumpscare, whatever, but i still struggle to watch the room 237 scenes. to me, this is the greatest horror movie ever.

I don't know about you but I could memorize the layout from staring at that model for 20 seconds and easily find my way around the real thing.

Starting from the point somewhere in the middle when you want to leave, the maximum would be a few KMs - to save your life.

thoughts?
vimeo.com/152336237

>open link
>see preview screen

didn't watch and downvoted your post

I mainly laughed at the extent of the production budget used to produce such dismal jokes.

disgusting

Reality doesn't have a HUD, quick travel points, a mini-map and the ability to reset if you fuck up

You should probably take time off your computer if these are actual problems for you.

sure, not easy, but it's not "die if you go in there on a cold night" difficult - there were lights and everything, he clearly gave up or had no mental capacity for it...

What did Kubrick mean by this playing out the way it did?

go on

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Even if you suspect you are stuck in a loop or a dead end, mark where you've been and you will be fine. Easier in snow than with out it.

except you move slower and it's freezing.

that miniature is actually not even accurate, so it makes sense that he got stuck.

Just push through the bushes until you find the out.

They're not cement.

He was drunk

But the point was that he was going crazy/possessed though. He needed to.

this.

>push through the bushes

Literally impossible. Would be easier to climb them.

how the fucks it impossible? he can kick the bush in and walk through

or he can have a cry and die cause it might hurt

Holy fuck, this.

I don't know what flimsy grassy bushes you know, but if it's a proper hedge, over 6ft, you won't be able to get through it without tools.
>just walk through it
This isn't The Simpsons.

if you can't kick a bush in that's your fault for being a child/imp/girl/manlet

>put left/right parm on the wall
>walk with your hand touching the wall
>sooner or later you'll find the exit
isn't geometry neat

What's the name of this hairstyle?

It's too cold to just shave my head.

I bet you're an Americuck from a hotter state with no experience with real foliage.

Protip: Get out more.

Unless you're kicking a tree trunk or large stump there is no way brush will stop you

Unless youre the aforementioned weak faggot imp bitch who can't do it

I love the ending of this movie where shit just gets wild out of nowhere.

>the fucking ghosts showing themselves to Wendy
>that sound direction
>Jack's insanity progressing impossibly fast, to the point where he is moaning out incomplete words
>Wendy and Danny's ambiguously hopeful fate
>That fucking photo with that eerie music

How the fuck did Kubrick do it?

>has never interacted with brush

Yeah the projecting is strong with this one.

Have you ever hunted?
Left your room?
Spent a minute outside?

You literally cannot be any type of serious. If you are, I'll know you've never been outside.

Why not chop his way out with his axe?

Another Kubrick plot hole?

Even scrub oak is impossible to get through by pushing and kicking and I would imagine huge hedges would be even more durable.

My rapevan is in the shop but let me show you what's behind this hedge.

Couldnt you climb over it? He also had an axe....

You are weak

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Apparently this is super bush that is impervious to attack! If you disagree then you've never stepped outside.

bad bait

Hahaha, the NEET is frustrated by his lack of experience with the real world, and now looks stupid.

>there are autists on Sup Forums right now who think this is how bushes really work

>bushes are extremely tough!

No the fact is you can push kick the bush in and it will collapse

If you don't know how to put on boots and push kick a leaf that's your problem and you deserve your weak existence

how comes johnny was so easily confused by the footprints?

No one is saying you can just walk into a bush like that, only you. Everyone else knows bushes are extremely easy to tear down if you're not a literal child.

How many bushes have you kicked your way through? Were the boots necessary, or did you just use your Superman strength to glide through?

>this is what people who think you can go through bushes look like
youtube.com/watch?v=IdG5YyCfVFw

Note their age...

So you're all just trolling right?
The hotel wanted him to stay in the maze and die so he could rejoin it.

Do you know what a fucking push kick is you dumb fuck?

More like Captain Hedgelord, amirite?

>Everyone else
>extremely easy to tear down
>not a literal child.

Spotted the redditer and samefagger. Is trampling through 7ft bushes a frequent passtime of yours? Is it always extremely easy?

Retard.

must be some super military technique you learned in the army

bad bait

>le it was ghosts! explanation

It's the most powerful force you can exert
It won't tire you out
It won't cut you
It won't injure you (unless you're retarded)

And there is no brush that will withstand the force applied to it through a push kick so long as you do it correct and aren't 50lbs soaking wet

Die in a grease fire faggot

>i have never been outside in a blizzard for more than 5 mins with no heavy clothing

Yes it's always easy.

But how many bushes have you kicked your way through? Did you need boots?

I find it funny that a child has claimed you could just walk through the maze bushes (seemingly believing the world runs on cartoon physics) but is now getting upset since he's being told real life doesn't work that way.

Like, why so angry? Because you're completely and categorically wrong?

That was the first time I posted in this thread, kek. Stop getting so upset just because you can't get through a simple bush.

>>put left/right parm on the wall
>>walk with your hand touching the wall
>>sooner or later you'll find the exit
>isn't geometry neat
What if it has sections that don't connect to other sections though?

The man had a highly effective wood cutting implement.

Can we all agree it was suicide to give up in the maze like that?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Please record a video of you push-kicking a 7ft hedge and walking out the other side. Please. I really need to see that.

How did he get in to it?

Nah faggot go suck your dads cock that'll make everyone more entertained and give you what you want and allow this thread to have you removed

youtube.com/watch?v=BkUMe_B3mYU

This is me.

>parm
are you really this dumb?

I mean wall sections, like in this pic You could just go in circles forever.

Spotted the mad child. Hold that L mate.

>falls through opening
HEDGES R SO EASY TO GO THRU MIRITE

the possession was driving him crazy.
he was hardly able to perform as a normal individual by the end

so I guess the rest of the bush giving way outside of the opening was just some clever video editing?

Its literally impossible to get through brush. It's literally made of diamond or metal.

You're ignoring the fact Jack had an axe.

That's the impression reading through this thread has left me with as well.

Why do we not make body armor out of bushes?

>rest of the bush giving way

What? Are you asking why the bush moves around the opening? After the child went through the opening?

Dumb user, that's not video editing, that's expected behavior of the bush.

That's a very one dimensional look at things. We don't do for directors who were big on allegories, symbolism and conspiracies.

how u gonna get through this fuckboy

It's impossible for you because you're a weak lil bitch, and you don't know what real world physics are.

You'd need that armour. Go outside and do some weights for once, fags.

Diligently

>Dumb user, that's not video editing, that's expected behavior of the bush.
So a bush can move if force is applied to it, but going through it is literally impossible by any accounts of imagination. Got it.

you realise they were agreeing with your retarded notion that you can eliminate all brush with a simple pushkick technique

You're aware we're supporting your claim about how it's not impossible though you retard.

WHY WOULD WE HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT THE MOVIE WHEN WE CAN ARGUE ABOUT THE PENETRABILITY OF A FUCKING BUSH FOR FUCKS SAKE WHY DO I GO THIS SITE

>mfw I was gonna fortify my city with bricks and stones
>mfw I could've just planted a brush

Why didn't I have these fucking guys designing Rome when I was emperor?

youtube.com/watch?v=9xLnzO4bbnQ

This thread has become hedge physics 101... Thinkness probably makes it easier to dismantle, you just reach in and dig.

BRUSH FAGS WILL NEVER LIVE THIS DOWN
LITERALLY EVERYBODY EXCEPT FOR SOME AUTISTIC FAGGOTS KNOW THAT BRUSH IS NOT MADE OF METAL

fucking tell me why simple wendy started seeing furry porn at the end there... what did that mean?

its a top way to spend a sunny saturday afternoon

>I'm so stupid I can only think in wildly exaggerated false dichotomies

No, I got you.

she should have sympathised with Jack at that point but instead she will go on living life blaming him.