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>buy durex slim fit condoms, the smallest they have
>still too large to enjoy sex

well... at least I get pussy... r-right?

Sure. You're a real winner. Whatever you're doing keep doing it.

Yep - at least you're getting pussy user.

Show us a pic of your dick

Let's see the lil guy

it's just a very thin pencildick

Whatever you have down there it was enough for her to not leave immediately. You did something right user.

she's asian and only had 1 asian boyfriend before.

Besides, I have other qualities.

Trust me, SHE knows, as well as I know, that she is missing out on a good dicking.

show us the pics

i don't have pics of my microick you mong

this

not of your cock you idiot, we want to see your hot asian girlfriend

Thick wallet...job done.

At least you got dubs

I swear to god I am not making this up.

I has sweet bondage pics and closeup pussy picks and vids, but the files got corrupted adter a bitlock encryption.

I feel terrible about it.

Cringe.

shoop. idiot.

Then show us your dick to make up for it

well. I guess I have to.

One moment, setting up my vpn.

Anticipation is killing me.

vpn???? u dumb

monitoring

It had better be everything I ever wanted

>OP Here, i made a pic

Nigga, it ain't even that bad. You were telling us you had a baby dick. Your shit ain't huge, but it's at least bigger than Elliot Rodger's. That's all that really matters.

There a guys who actually have micropenis who would kill their mothers in their sleep tonight to have a cock like that.

Hell
I'd suck it.
No homo

what is the length/girth of that exactly?

Not that bad fam, use your tongle and fingers properly and everything will be ok