She funneled 5 beers and took a fuck ton of shots. What's my next move?

She funneled 5 beers and took a fuck ton of shots. What's my next move?

bump for interest

Keep her head above water unless you are into the whole necrophilia thing.

You take her home and make sure she's safe, because you aren't a dick or a rapist.

pour some vodka or anything flammable on her and light her on fire

pull down top, cum on face, pics, profit

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whip the dick out and timestamp

Remove top and put time stamp on her to prove is real

Dick in butt

call cops

Take a shit in the tub and watch it float merrily beside her.

Rape

>Time Stamp

Help her out of the tub before she drowns. Put her in bed on her side let her rest with a trash can nearby so she can throw up later from the sight of you standing in the room

toothpaste all over her face

or fuck her and don't be a faggot

Get aload of this faggot.

fucking this.

Take her home and when she wakes up feed her eggs

Make some nice eggs for breakfast.

Women love eggs. Make SURE she eats them all.

Drown her

give her a bowl of eggs to eat

Give meh a timestamp nigga.

Or fuck her and go to prison with you fat face all over CNN

Prepare her a bowl of eggs.

take her home and dont be a dick. but if you are going to be a dick live stream pls. tinychat or w.e

Show us her feet with time stamp

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Strip her naked and post pics

>Plot twist
OP snuck in and is stalking her

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Take a selfie with her in the background and upload it to social media.

Fedora clad gentleman have arrived to assist, m'lady.

if this is america, and you guys are college/university campus residents, she'll probably claim you/everyone in the building raped her when the hangover wears off so, get rid of this photo and any others man, false accusation are true accusations to the crazy campus feminists, listen and believe folks!

Rawlin for dis

Rolling for this

Found the virgin

this

write a timestamp on a piece of paper and take another photo with it on her forehead

Re-Roll for dis

Throw a hair dryer in there.

You have no idea how glad I am I found this thread.

I've had a drowning fetish since I was 12 years old, am now 28. I would gently place my hands on her shoulders and climb into the tub with her to use my body to constrain her. I'd lay my body down on top of her body and gently submit her underwater. I'd hold her there until she violently thrashed and her beautiful kicking legs and arms beating on my back turned into a mere tap as she fades into unconsciousness.

Then, I'd attempt to wake her up and tenderly rape her on the bathroom floor.

Waiting the timestamp faggot

What the fuck are you rolling for you retard? He didn't even mention it and it's probably fake anyway. Stop getting excited, you'll have a seizure.

Kelsey

put her bottom down and shove the tip of the little blue bottle in her pussy

I hope OP has good enough sense not to do anything illegal, but funny. OP, put her in the closet in clothes suspended by a hangar so the clothes support her enough to stand up. then pics and timestamp.

Someone needs to take her out of the water b4 she freezes.

Pics of tits and pussy, obviously

>"go to prison"
like that drunk bitch will remember?

what the actual fuck am I reading?

>Grow a tail and coil it, place on her head
>Take a pic with time stamp
>?????
>Kek

tie her up and play with her

Image can be found nowhere on internet, unless he just had his friend pose, It's real.

Don't be silly I'm not gonna let her die guys she has a beautiful kid

No user go outside meet some people get some friends

Fill the tub with gasoline

Show tits

Nah, dude is right. I've jerked off in public before. Make the right decision. Take her home. It is the human thing to do.

Haha I was waiting

If she really had 5 beers + a fuck ton of shots she could very well die and OP has already done something illegal by creating this thread instead of getting her help.

but is a awfull mother obviously... Jack Daniels bottle in the hands of a baby...

>i cant find this image with reverse image search
>100%guaranteedreal

Delta Gamma Sorority University of Mississippi, lets track this bitch down.

Dat contact high

Ur sister is hot dude! Plus your son/nephew is on the right track in becoming proper white trash

Let us see her boobs then get her home

You're fucking sick for trying to track down Kali Cole.

lol what kind of sick shit did your parents do to you as a kid?

God where did all the faggots come from.

To all the people saying take her home. How is he gonna drag this girl out of the house with out anyone seeing.

>d
just get tits give to us time stamp and then take her home

Fuck the kid, drink the Jack let the bitch drown... all good dude.

Youre being trolled. That was way too obvious.

probably help her throw up, lay her on her side so she doesn't drown on her own vomit, and monitor her every 30 minutes to make sure shes breathing?
If she dies you could be liable for manslaughter.

>implying op isn't samefagging trying to start a personal army request on some girl that rejected him or won't notice him

You DO know that you just legally committed RAPE by taking her picture WITHOUT HER CONSENT right?

You fucking degenerate monster you should go to jail and get raped yourself.

I understand Sup Forums is fucked up, I've been using Sup Forums since 2011,

But if OP rapes her or does anything illegal with her while she's unconscious, I don't know If I can ever use it again.

She's got a kid, be a human OP.

>tenderly rape her

rolling

Pull the bra down

checked

>then proceed to drown them
WORST ADVICE EVER...

I'm going to rape you in my mind, faggot.

>silence of the lambs
>the post
>literally

And nothing of value will be lost
Don't let the door hit you on the way out, newfag

Get the fuck outta here

>took a picture
>rape
Are you literally retarded?

make her a bowl of eggs

RAAAAPPPPPEEEE LOL

fucking timestamp you horrendous faggot

5 years is newfag?

and make sure she eats all the eggs

this is actually qualified as rape under law thank feminism for that

It happens regardless of whether or not OP brags about it on Sup Forums.

I've been here since 2006 kiddo

ITT:
>1% oldfags trying to think of lulz worthy shit to do to her
>30% people falling for the bait
>40% triggered moralfag Facebook/Tumblr users
>29% random lurkers not posting just hoping anything happens whether it's good or bad

Is this accurate?

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1+30+40+29=100%?

Well, I think it's accurate to say you didn't pass 1st grade math. That should come out to 110 by your retarded math.

Roll for dis