Why do americans eat pizza pies?

Why do americans eat pizza pies?

Because they're fucking geniuses.

I would try that

cant even finish 1 pizza and amerifats multiply them vertically by 5

Never seen that before but looks good.

That's one hell of a 'go 'za

our pizzas dont look like this

its a pizza pie

looks tasty

a regular pizza is already a pie

no this is a pie

Because they are free to enlarge their stomachs.

Did the Scots come up with this?

It looks more like a pizza cake. I'm not sure how it would even cook evenly.

it looks disgusting

*Pot pie
Pic related is closer to a typical pie. Note the apple filling, rather than meat.
The image in the OP is a cake... pie... pizza abomination. It is unholy and wicked, and must be destroyed.

Would risk the heart attack it brings on to eat it...

Twat.

They're fat

How do you get all the cheese to melt inside without burning it?

Bake 5 pizzas
Put one up another
Put around them semi-baked dough that can be baked fast
Put on oven for 4-5 min
Voila

CHICHAGO DEEP DISH

>dessert pies
overgrown tarts

Because grandad might've been half italian and opening up a pizzeria is easy.

I'd have a slice of that

Fatty. :P