Alright Sup Forums let's hear your best "your mom" jokes

Alright Sup Forums let's hear your best "your mom" jokes.

your mom

your mom is so fat when she farted plutos ice caps melted

Your mom is so fat, that a weight metric was created too measure her ass

Your mom'said so poor she requires assistance from the government.

Your mom is so hot we fucked and conceived you.

Your mom...

will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post

Your mom is so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.

fuck you, why you gotta ruin the thread?

Your mom is so fat, she wore high heels and struck oil.
Your mom is so fat it takes two buses and a taxi to get on her good side.
Your mom is so dumb, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.

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binch

I'm honestly surprised it took that long.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaxdxdxdxd

Your mom is so fat that she became an sjw instead of losing weight through diet and exercise.

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Please Kermit

You mama so dumb she puts lipstick on her forehead so she can make up her mind.

your mom is so fat that her epic ground mount only travels at 60% speed.

Your mom is so fat she doesn't need the Internet. She's already world wide

yo mamma so dumb she think 61 seconds is 1:01 in microwave time

your mom is so stupid she could eat a horse

mfw horse burgers were ok
mfw i have no face because new pc

Your mama is so fat she probably eats a thousand pancakes for breakfast.

Your mom's so stupid she broke a glass wall to see what's behind it

Jokes on you faggo, my mother is already dead!

Top 1 Reasons you're alive
Number 1, your mom

Your mom goes to college.

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Yo mama is so fat her diet turned into diabetes

Yo momma so fat:
She wore a red raincoat and everybody started singing; ay yo, kool aid!

I'm not touching that one. I could get it pregnant.

Alright...
Your mom is so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
Your mom is so dumb she got hit by a parked car

And usually my ending comeback is:
I would give you my comeback but your mum swallows

Younger momma's so broke, she spent days in a round room when they told her there was a quarter in the corner.

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Yo mamma's so fat that to get out of a hug you have to reach orbital escape velocity

yo mamma's so fat that the bible got it wrong, god didn't say let there be light, he just told your mom to move.

Yo mama titties are so long they keep this thread going

Yo momma so pokemon, that pikachu is is a muslim

Fuck off

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pls no

This one's the best so far.

You mom is so stupid her IQ test had a single answer:

no u

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Your mum is so fat when she sat on a rowing machine it sank.

That last one is really good.

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You're mama's so fat her bra is a car cover.

You're mama's so fat that her blood type is cholesterol.

YMSF that the earth orbits around her.

YMSF that she fell down and caused an earthquake.

YMSF that Ben & Jerry want bankrupt when she dieted.

YMSF .. . nevermind, I have no interest in playing these nigger games.

Yo momma so fat she got a diffrunt ZIP code for each butt-cheek.

i know this isn't ylyl but i lost to this shit
it's also a mom joke in a way as well

your mom is so black she calls white people niggers.

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nigger cock

God damnit

FUGG

Your mother's weight is so mismanaged that she requires TWO scullery maids to assist her out of bed every morning!

>conceived
Meem

Your mom is such a whore, she causes traffic jams.

oh fuck I laughed

Fuck, that was pretty clever

ha

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kek'd

why do you Sup Forums always reply to your mom will die posts? yall niggas stupid as fuck
everytime yall do that 9fag wins

so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass