Roll: 1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly. 2 - Innocent German civilian, released. 3 - Criminal, arrested on sight. 4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces. 5 - Gestapo, released. 6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released. 7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation. 8 - German Soldier on leave, released. 9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight. 0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets: Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released. Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out. 00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released. 88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland! 1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety. x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland! x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland! x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
Nolan Johnson
I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden
Eli Ross
Die!
Camden Garcia
RIP, re-roll.
Eli Hughes
very lacking in the Iguana category 1/10
Ryan Gonzalez
Rollin for it
Camden Torres
Reroll
Carson Peterson
Rolling
Brody Brown
roll
Andrew Watson
oh shit i'm a schizophrenic rolling to bust out
Ryder Campbell
>tfw im either 6 or 8
Jaxson Gray
shalom
Carson Sullivan
o
Lucas Thompson
reroll
Ayden Reed
or a fucking jew.
0 get
Gavin Walker
ALARM! ALARM!
Jacob Gonzalez
REROLL COZ CRIPS
Carter Ramirez
OK, so the voices in my head pointed me to an open air vent, and guided me out. Now I'm a loose schizophrenic, and when the guards come, I fool them into thinking I am (roll)
William Peterson
penis
John Barnes
ESCAPE FTW
Connor Barnes
FML
Thomas Cox
Stalin! Uraaaaa
Adam Cruz
So to keep my facade in place, I attempt to put swastikas all over the cardboard box that is my house. I end up drawing things that make me look like (roll)
Isaiah Edwards
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Anthony Long
drawing loli get arrested, criminal
Christopher Smith
Oy vey! No Jew here!
Andrew Ross
Rolling to winrar
Austin Richardson
heil hitler
Luis James
I instead wake up outside a bank with a swastika on my forehead and like 12 bags of cash. I am arrested on sight. Rolling to see what happens in prison.
Jackson Jones
Rollllllllingg
Nathan Gray
shit where are my papers
Cameron Nguyen
Rolling for glory
Logan Perry
Rolling for sanity
Jason Phillips
Rollo.
Cameron Gomez
roll
Landon Diaz
So I become a double criminal and shank like 3 people. I'm put in maximum security. This is expected, I am schizophrenic. What could possibly happen in maximum security? I'll tell you: not fucking much. Maybe my boy Jamal will show up and get me out. Jamal is the fucking best. He'll come through, I'm sure... (roll)
Connor Perry
oh..sir..here are my papers
Hunter Gutierrez
I want something interesting. Roll
Isaiah Edwards
AUCHTUNG ROLL
Brody Collins
Rolling
Austin Morales
Lost papers, eh? Roll >7 get
Parker Evans
Heil
Eli Cook
Reroll
Jaxon Brooks
das roll
Kayden Gomez
Run!
Ryder Cruz
roll
Aaron Campbell
deine mudda isn deutscher kontrollpunkt
Gavin Watson
gasduschen gabs nich
Carter Lee
>figure that pretending to be nazi helped me once, it'll happen again >start yelling "HEIL HITLER" "SIEG HEIL" "FUCK THE JEWS"
>it doesn't work and I am tased for disrespecting the fuhrer (roll)
Michael Morgan
roll
Henry King
Hello fine gentlemen of the Wehrmacht, how goes it?
Hunter Morgan
Reichrollin'
Colton Nguyen
roll for hitler
Andrew Rivera
disabled roll
Ethan Hernandez
shit
Josiah Wilson
roll
Mason Phillips
>continue "HEIL" "HEIL" "HEIL" "HEIL" "HEIL" >the guards enter and shut me up with their fists >wake up later with like 7 bruises (roll)
Jeremiah James
Roll
Matthew Bailey
I wonder if I get 666 again, last thread I was in had even two of them. Captcha was 566, dunno if that's promising.
Ryan Adams
Aldo the apache
Logan Evans
Roll in
Jace Young
Watch me jew this up
Mason Gray
Roll for insanity
Matthew Morris
Its a good day to kill the Jews, right brothers?
Adrian Kelly
man... if only you could've been eva braun.
Elijah Butler
I guess I broke out
Andrew Nelson
re-rolling for the reich
Juan Gomez
Re roll in
Samuel Turner
kommen bei mir, bro
Ayden Price
Weisse Rose...
Carter Clark
ROLLZING
Nicholas Thompson
Fml
Xavier Lewis
o shit they found me
Colton Rodriguez
Bawnjewrnow.
David Bennett
roll
Grayson Howard
Hey I'm cool, nothing to see here. Go Hitler & stuff..
Robert Scott
God Damnit
Gabriel Davis
rawling
Lucas Diaz
rololo0
Dylan Turner
>sitting in jail cell, plotting revenge against the guards that put me here
>meanwhile the prison warden is looking at some papers in his hand >"we fucked up" >the papers state that I am a german soldier
>get quietly escorted out of the prison >not speaking about how i never was in german military >while I pass Jamal's cell he looks at me and winks >Jamal you're the fucking best (roll)
Jackson Nelson
ein reich ein volk ein fuhrer
Jace James
Damn reroll
Sebastian Walker
roll
Caleb Richardson
roll
Dominic Phillips
Out of my way, grunt.
Carson Evans
Rolling to not die a jew
Brayden Martinez
>4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces. Spooky accurate
William Sanchez
Re roll
Easton Parker
Schutzstaffel hier
Connor Green
Here are those papers. Had them at home on the shelf.
Jacob Evans
IT WAS MERELY AN ACT
Nathaniel James
Sieg Heil!
Grayson Foster
My papers are clearly in order gentlemen.
Caleb Gomez
reroll
Eli Kelly
i do a roll
Michael Ward
>immediately put back in asylum >german military ain't taking back a schizo, even if I was never in the military >at least this time I'm treated with respect (roll)
Gabriel Morales
yeah, no
Jonathan Wood
I will ascend
Robert Campbell
I do apologize officers. I am quite forgetful. This whole 'interrogation' business is a big misunderstanding.