HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!

I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden I'm not a juden

Die!

RIP, re-roll.

very lacking in the Iguana category 1/10

Rollin for it

Reroll

Rolling

roll

oh shit i'm a schizophrenic
rolling to bust out

>tfw im either 6 or 8

shalom

o

reroll

or a fucking jew.

0 get

ALARM! ALARM!

REROLL COZ CRIPS

OK, so the voices in my head pointed me to an open air vent, and guided me out. Now I'm a loose schizophrenic, and when the guards come, I fool them into thinking I am (roll)

penis

ESCAPE FTW

FML

Stalin! Uraaaaa

So to keep my facade in place, I attempt to put swastikas all over the cardboard box that is my house. I end up drawing things that make me look like (roll)

.

drawing loli
get arrested, criminal

Oy vey! No Jew here!

Rolling to winrar

heil hitler

I instead wake up outside a bank with a swastika on my forehead and like 12 bags of cash. I am arrested on sight. Rolling to see what happens in prison.

Rollllllllingg

shit where are my papers

Rolling for glory

Rolling for sanity

Rollo.

roll

So I become a double criminal and shank like 3 people. I'm put in maximum security. This is expected, I am schizophrenic. What could possibly happen in maximum security? I'll tell you: not fucking much. Maybe my boy Jamal will show up and get me out. Jamal is the fucking best. He'll come through, I'm sure... (roll)

oh..sir..here are my papers

I want something interesting. Roll

AUCHTUNG ROLL

Rolling

Lost papers, eh? Roll
>7 get

Heil

Reroll

das roll

Run!

roll

deine mudda isn deutscher kontrollpunkt

gasduschen gabs nich

>figure that pretending to be nazi helped me once, it'll happen again
>start yelling
"HEIL HITLER"
"SIEG HEIL"
"FUCK THE JEWS"

>it doesn't work and I am tased for disrespecting the fuhrer
(roll)

roll

Hello fine gentlemen of the Wehrmacht, how goes it?

Reichrollin'

roll for hitler

disabled roll

shit

roll

>continue
"HEIL"
"HEIL"
"HEIL"
"HEIL"
"HEIL"
>the guards enter and shut me up with their fists
>wake up later with like 7 bruises
(roll)

Roll

I wonder if I get 666 again, last thread I was in had even two of them.
Captcha was 566, dunno if that's promising.

Aldo the apache

Roll in

Watch me jew this up

Roll for insanity

Its a good day to kill the Jews, right brothers?

man... if only you could've been eva braun.

I guess I broke out

re-rolling for the reich

Re roll in

kommen bei mir, bro

Weisse Rose...

ROLLZING

Fml

o shit they found me

Bawnjewrnow.

roll

Hey I'm cool, nothing to see here. Go Hitler & stuff..

God Damnit

rawling

rololo0

>sitting in jail cell, plotting revenge against the guards that put me here

>meanwhile the prison warden is looking at some papers in his hand
>"we fucked up"
>the papers state that I am a german soldier

>get quietly escorted out of the prison
>not speaking about how i never was in german military
>while I pass Jamal's cell he looks at me and winks
>Jamal you're the fucking best
(roll)

ein reich ein volk ein fuhrer

Damn reroll

roll

roll

Out of my way, grunt.

Rolling to not die a jew

>4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
Spooky accurate

Re roll

Schutzstaffel hier

Here are those papers. Had them at home on the shelf.

IT WAS MERELY AN ACT

Sieg Heil!

My papers are clearly in order gentlemen.

reroll

i do a roll

>immediately put back in asylum
>german military ain't taking back a schizo, even if I was never in the military
>at least this time I'm treated with respect
(roll)

yeah, no

I will ascend

I do apologize officers. I am quite forgetful. This whole 'interrogation' business is a big misunderstanding.

Here's my papers