For fucks sake Sup Forums

For fucks sake Sup Forums...

Somebody wake up Hicks!

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They mostly come at night
>mostly

game over man...

GAME OVER!

Lets build a camp fire, sing a couple of songs..

How do I out of this chickenshit outfit.

KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF, HUDSON

All we know is that there's still no contact with the colony, and that a xenomorph may be involved.

Fuck this- lets bug out and nuke this site from low orbit

Another fucking bug hunt

Excuse me, a xeno-what?

Greetings fellow humans, welcome to our colony.

Please set down your guns and join us in the dining hall. We've prepared a feast in your honor.

Ripley?

I'll tell you what I know.
We set down on LV-426.

A crew member was brought back
with something attached to his face,...
...some kind of parasite.

We tried to get it off.
It wouldn't come off.
Later, it seemed to come off by itself and die.
Kane seemed fine.
We were all having dinner.

We've got a whole room full of delicious specially bred giant avocados, just waiting for you.

You like guacamole right?

It must have laid something inside his throat, some sort of embryo.
He started...
Um, he...

I just wanna know one thing...

Where....they.....are.

finally another real fan. so many posers in here getting the quotes wrong its triggering me.

Yeah, somebody said 'alien' she thought they said 'illegal alien' and signed up

Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

"Guess she don't like the cornbread either"

ASSHOLES AND ELBOWS PEOPLE!

No, have you?

>forever apone

Alright people, assholes and elbows!

ARE YOU DONE?
One of those things managed to wipe out my entire crew in less than 24 hours.
If the colonists have found that ship, there's no telling how many have been exposed.
Do you understand?

I have to pass on the captain's instruction speech. Bunch of tactical shit. Now listen up... ( then I'm lost)...

Let's rock?

On my mark.
Five.
Four.
Three.
>we're on an express elevator to hell! Goin down!
Two.
One.
Mark.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Look into my eye.

Picking up some hull ionization..... Where's the damn beacon?

Oh, its ok, I got it.

I don't get the joke

- That's the atmosphere processor?
- Yep, that's it.
Remarkable piece of machinery. Completely automated.
We manufacture those, by the way.

bump 4 xenomorphs

>not knowing the line

how gay

Just FYI, this Monday is the 30th anniversary of this movie.

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Get away from the presidency, you bitch!

Holy Shit. I saw this at the movies.