It's an user browses the Sup Forums catalog on a friday night while his parents fight in the next room

>it's an user browses the Sup Forums catalog on a friday night while his parents fight in the next room

not a big fan desu

are u okay user

it's saturday morning tho

>it's an user is such a retarded neet that he doesn't even know what day it is anymore PPV special

>it's a staring at the ceiling after reading her status episode

Afternoon actually

l2tell time, niggers

dude............................................ it's 4 minutes into Sunday...

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>it's an user feels tired after doing nothing all day

>sheepshagger

>what are timezones

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Meme myths

How many of you have ever gotten laid?

it's a flick, a mere glib fascimile

I'll paypal you $50 if you record yourself call your dad a cuck and running away reeeeeeing

I'm as pure as the day I was born

delete this

Chad reporting in

>masturbator
>pure

I've coupled with numerous Thai hookers my good chap

>On Sup Forums
>Chad

>it's an user thinks about how much better his life could be if he wasn't so lazy episode

Been in a 4 year relationship, a 13-month, and a 3 year
And two one night stands
Currently single

>still living with your parents

>it's an user gets up out of bed and takes a massive drink of hard cider before he even leaves his room for the 600th time episode

save me

>its an user leaves the house episode
air date 29 feb

Kill yourself

>it's a your mom tells your dad she can keep you episode
b-but I like mom more

>I only had sex with 5 different girls
>old enough to browse Sup Forums
EPIC

Still living with mummy & daddy eh.

>it's an anons birthday and he's scared of going on facebook because no one wished him happy birthday and if he appears online it would look desperate episode

i've got to leave to get alcohol family.

>not going to church
Then go at least back to redit

its an user walks his dogs in a shitty southern city episode

>le everyone is a miserable failure meme

Fucking Sup Forums crossposting, /r9gay/ crossposting is dragging us down

>church

lelelel. it's temple / synagogue familia.
'

>it's an user goes outside and does something embarassing in public episode
starring me

>it's a tomorrow I will fix it episode
>it's a I never do episode
>it's another lost possibility episode

>goes outside
is the series calld Chad Thundercock and the whaling wailers or something? I didn't know this place was riudden with normie scum

>it's an user remembers something embarrassing he did in the past while on public transport and mutters something like "I hate my life" under his breath, but then becomes self-conscious because there's people all around him and he's worried they might have heard

you misunderstood something beta boy

This is me on the pic

Challenge you to have done something more pathetic

oops forgot my misery

fart in middle of school assembly and have everyone look at you
your turn

Everyone knows Sup Forums is full of animeposting beta cucks.

>tfw starting job monday at restaurant filled with qtpies
my neet status is over

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anything you did in middle school is automatically 90% less cringe than you think

Based mom

>middle school
try senior

I have, with 4 girls, and I am a real life diagnosed autist.

the downside to early morning Sup Forums?


all the scousers

You already dragged it down when you made this board your home, reddit

Why are mom's so based?
And why we never have a mom-apppreciation thread?
love you mom

>it's an user wears the same clothes for 3 weeks episode
who else /comfy/ here?

>white devil problems

Dad>Mom

>15 yr old
>be at park with dad and his new gf
>making plane noises with my mouth
>his gf thinks i'm a full blown retard
>probably right
>asks me what other noises i can make
>start yelling at the top of my voice
>WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
>that was an ambulance
>'that was pretty good user'
>dad is sitting there trying to just vanish
>was only until 2 years later that i realised how fucking stupid i am

Was it a family party? Why didn't you just get some alcohol while you were down there and chat a bit?

reddit

The saddest part of this story is that you seem to think potato chips between two slices of bread counts as a sandwich.

I've done worse

>Elitist whatever i'm doing, at this time sports
>Semi-autistic 15year old, not really into girls too much
>There's this girl I hang around with just since i'm asocial and my mom knows her mom
>She secretly has a crush on me but i'm too autistic to figure it out
>I decide to go out running, take her with me, she wants to take me to her home
>I refuse, she ends up crying
>I have no idea why she's crying
>3years later I figure out how autistic I was in this situation.

have you ever eating a chip sandwich? it's top shelf cuisine

no user is right.

>I will never again be a 5th grader catching a midnight showing of Phantom Menace w/ my dad.. not caring that jar jar binks is a thing bc dad

No way that's real. Are you a baneposter?

kys

>it's an user drinks for two weeks straight episode

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because i smelled bad and all my washing was supposed to be done that day (didn't realise the party was that day) and as everyone was drinking, everyone needed the bathroom every other minute (which has the only shower) so i couldn't shower and didn't have any clean clothes.

She didn't have a crush on you.

>it's a user stop drinking soda and only drinks water and changed his diet

it was real, although it was a while ago and i can't remember if it was an ambulance or an air raid siren

>in bed with girl
>she starts playing with my balls while kissing me
>Don't make a move on her and after a while her friend comes round
>Missed my chance not to die a virgin faggot
>foreveralone.jpg

The sense of being my age and still alone is alienating desu.

that looks at his owner with pity and shame

>it's a step dad is beating mom and user is too pussy to step in episode

>Star Wars
>dadguy
Twice the reddit

crisp sandwiches are fucking good friend. get some ketchup and mayo on there with some ready salted/prawn cocktail crisps and you've got yourself a good meal.

faggot

>it's a anons parents take the family overseas for the week while user sits in his room sleeping for 16 hours a day and jacking off every waking moment episode
fun week

you took the words out of my fingers

Why didn't you go

fuck i want to go to bali for

i know this feel. rather be somewhere i know than somewhere i don't. i might not be able to shitpost on Sup Forums and it might be too hot!

She did, I ended up fixing it later as she forgave me. But we lost interest to eachother and since I started focusing on videogames she started becoming meh.

>it's another user hasn't slept in 30 hours episode

>have this qt basically throw herself on you in 8th grade
>she thinks you'll ask her out eventually
>never do

>flash forward 15 years.. no qt ever does that again

I never got to that part, i'm way too shy or autistic to get that far, looks doesn't matter.

Might be that i'm never horny enough since I just jack off everytime I get to that stage.

Btw i'm 21, should I kill myself ayylmao?

Stop fapping and watching porn. Get zinc and vit d

>it's an user remembers all the embarrassing shit he did back in high school episode
Can't fucking stand those

You didn't drink enough

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>It's a user goes on Facebook and sees old friends succeed and have kids and feels depressed and left behind.

Facebook should come with a warning label.

I'm this And i'm fucking glad I got no kids, I'm just kinda sad I did stupid shit in the past and never tried some pussy.

hi redit

You don't want a kid to play vidya with? Watch Superhero films with? Give you an excuse to watch kids programs again. Go to the park and play sports with them?

Hits me right in the feels when I think of this.

at least i held her hands once...

9 , all real , no prosy shit

gotten head a few times off chicks to boot

my wife's son has me doing plenty of that... no ty

on the one hand it's hilarious looking back on all the cringe + failure. on the other it keeps me awake at night.