Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help

Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive tarot readings from me.
>GETs can be donated to others.
>Leave a name for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens.
>Patience and love!
>Hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you; it may take a while depending on how many requests I have.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.

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it's midday, im bored raymoo what do

I want butts in my future but this thread isn't looking all too lucky already.

standing by to hand out fortune cookies

cheef give me a cookie you cripple

With a new uniform too.

I'm on standby to your standby. If you duck out to play FFXIV, I've got it.

Hi ReiRei, did you get some sleep?
Hi as well, Marisa!
I want cookie too!

-J

Hi Marisa!

Take a salt tablet!

An official moon greeting to you!

I did, for about 5 hours and then a nap a little while ago.

It's so nice to have junior shrine maidens. Thanks for all your help guys!

That's a shrine butt

>Take a salt tablet!
You've been watching too much King of the Hill.

Also Chief told me we get a percentage of the tips.

GODDAMN IT IM NOT A CRIPPLE HERES YOUR FORTUNE YOU GODDAMN TROLL TERRORIST
>Troll terrorist ha***tremely good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Silver", "9".
i need to do my weekly raid but i can wait to do that
>J has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "76".
normal luck for you
no problem

Hello, everyone.

thanks cheef, you troll terrorist

what does a salt tablet do

heya

Hello.

>FFXIV
Are you a cute catgirl, Chief?~

Hoi hoi~

Hello hun

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Please read my fortune!

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Please read my fortune!!

I dunno. Seriously though, just hang out with us for a while!

It looks bad.

Reimu, In need of a near future (week-month) reading.
And a fortune cookie if possible.
Haven't been here in a while.
-N

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

Oh yay, someone got it!

okie raymoo i'll cheelout for a bit
i found chips as well so woo

Reroll for get
Praise the sun
-N

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Moonbunbun! How you doing?
You need a GET for a reading, or maybe Reimu makes a reading anyway. You need to give a name for a cookie and a question for the cards if you want a tarot reading.
Yo!
gud meme kudos to u m8

-J

First time I've seen you both in a thread since I started posting.

Well damn that's something
Rolling again

What kind?

Also you might if we got any, but I wouldn't hold my breath.

hi reisen
IM NOT A GODDAMN TROLL TERRORIST
nope, dragon/demongirl. was a human before heavensward came out

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No gets so I'll chill for now
-N

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Sorry. Better luck on the next one!

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>don't open the thumbnail
>crisis averted

Hai
Ah..? Really?
O...kay?
Eh.. I'm here, right?
Heh.. Real landmark, then.
Hai~

salt and vinegar!

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Yum.. wish I had some of those right now.

Heya J!
Feels like it's been awhile~
How's the weather?

Second best race, huh. Not bad~
She acute

H-hello. ;_;

How can I die without leaving a body so everyone thinks I just ran away?

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With your blessing of luck I'll roll again. Praise the get.

Damn...

It's cold, my hands are cold as usual too, so that's good.

-J (Check' em)

Uhh... lava..?

Seriously though, don't kill yourself. It's not like it would hurt any less that you ran away for no apparent reason. People would wonder. People would search. People would cry.

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checked

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ReiRei, these dubs for this user.-J

First thread since the begining of mankind we've ever spoken again.. are you trying to avoid me or something??
Humm~?!

Mhm, like the evil dawn mentioned!
I shudder just to utter her name... anyways we've missed eachother for like around three weeks in the threads!

Lava is extremely painful.. i wouldn't suggest that.. but it gets the job done though.

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thanks, yours is cute too. and the only thing i dont like about them is their horns stick out of pretty much every helmet

yeah they're yum!

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trips faggots

They will wonder regardless. They will search regardless. They will cry regardless. They will cry less if they think I ran off, though. They would continue with their lives thinking "he finally got tired of it all and ran away to start fresh." It's a thought I've already alluded to.

Barring easy access to lava, is there any other way to not leave a body? I'm so tired...

checked

And why not instead of pretending to run away actually running away?

-J

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Yikes.
Also, checked~

Thanks~
Yeah, that armour/helmet looks nice, but I have to agree with you, those horns sticking out are kinda off putting.
Good thing you can just hide your helmet!

That's even more worked than continuing as I am now. I just want to rest, already.

Thank you very much

No Flan!
That's lewd!

double checked

>Implying erasing yourself out of existance is easy.
Anyway, what are you afraid about? Dying? Running away? Failure? Risks? What is it user? Talk to us.

-J

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It's some landmark, alright.

Actively, even.

I-I'm not evil! Wait, if there is an evil Dawn, does that mean there is a good Dawn too?

shit didnt even notice the fortune cookie request
>N has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "White", "81".
good luck for you ninja
they look even more off putting on cecil's helmet

You got a donation so here goes!

>1 week

>Eight of Cups
You're going to find yourself turning away from something established in the past, in order to facilitate newer and deeper things.

>Interim

>The Hermit
This time will be best spent reflecting on your circumstances during the transition period. You'll have to utilize your resources carefully and seek wisdom and guidance.

>Month

>The Emperor (Reversed)
Friends or colleagues will be revealed to be manipulating you in some way. If you're not careful, you'll lose some sort of authority or credibility you had.

friendly reminder
also meow

-meowbot

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Remirmeiri is an interesting name
I see, I see.. Well, then let's just be glad that's over now.

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Hey user. I just think that i need more friends, you know, man ?

>implying it's not
Dying is the easiest thing in the world. Everyone does it eventually. I just want to go sooner.

What do you mean "what are you afraid about?" I'm not afraid of anything, I'm just so fucking tired. There's nothing to talk about beyond that.

I came to this thread looking for advice. OP asked "is anything troubling you?". What's troubling me is how I can die without leaving a body. It's that simple. Please help me.

so uh
why is this guy posting toddlers or something

-meowbot

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Plenty of friends to be found here! But if you'd prefer the physical kind, meetup.com is a good place to find group activities near you. There are tons of interests represented there, so I'm sure you can find one you're into!

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no one knows

E~Evil!
Shun shun~!

I can be your friend user. We are going to be best friends, right? Right?
You seem tired indeed, maybe about yourself, or your current life, again, why not actually running away? Making a new life and all that, starting from zero. Also, elaborate, why do you feel so tired?

-J (Anyway, this is a friendly enviroment so relax)

Thanks!
Thank you!!
I'm just as confused as you are
-N

well fuck

-meowbot

I wrote a poem for you shitty weebs.
Baka baka bleak dispair
Neko neko everywhere.
Darkness fills the world with wai
Heart of pain is so kawaii.
Soul of anguish on chibi wings
Genki genki evil things.
Tormented heart oh so sugoi
Crushed beneath the dark yaoi.
Neko neko everywhere
Baka baka bleak dispair.

Heheh. That's just silly~
Say, is the max level still 60? What about the highest ilevel too? I stopped playing awhile ago, I remember it being something like 210.

I-i was just tapping 'R''E''M' and 'I'

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