Leonardo DiCaprio and his new gf on a bicycle

Leonardo DiCaprio and his new gf on a bicycle

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nobody cares. this board is shit.

>tfw can't make fun of leo for not having an oscar anymore

But he can make fun of you for it

Didn't he have the same picture with his last girlfriend?

>money
>fame
>pussy

what does leo lack?

I care. leave, retard

act

he's a class act

Another blonde added to the list, what a stud.

>I'm not gay guys, I swear!

Its still going to burn him on the inside cause he got it for the movie that involved the least of his acting.

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hhhnnnngg she's stacked

lol at all the cucks in hollywood getting married to one woman and be stuck to the hag forever or she will divorce rape them

Leo knows when he has it good

Is he renting that bicycle? He's wealthy enough to buy a top-of-the-edge bicycle just for that one time occasion and then throw it in the dumpster.

he's eco friendly and shit u dunce

he's rich, not retarded

I know why Leo is doing this - fresh pussy.

But why are the chicks doing it? They know it's only a short term thing.

He's an eco-faggot now, gotta show everyone online he did.
At least he's not retarded enough to get married.

Thats no way to talk about his girlfriend.

Women are peolle too you sexist cunt.

>But why are the chicks doing it? They know it's only a short term thing.

>why would a chick fuck with a good looking, charming alpha male who's also an actor

GEEZ user I DON'T KNOW EITHER

>I REALLY, REALLY LIKE WOMEN.

>using the words "sexist" and "cunt" in the same sentence

>there are men who slay 10/10 pussy effortlessly going through them like cheap socks while you will never have sex in your life not even once
Sexual communism when pussy must be redistributed

Leo probably has some influence in modelling or entertainment industry

Are there really gay rumors about Leo? tom's couch jump was cause for concern but Leo has always just been a cool cat

Because once women are in those circles they can find the weak one and take him for all he's worth.

Isn't he supposed to have moved on to taking tranny dick?

That's Keanu Reeves

Nah people are just jelly he didn't get scammed with marriage and so make up all kind of shit to pressure him into getting JUST'd.

Do we have any nudes of her?

Also, BASED LEO

Ellen Page juggling.

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Saved this thread desu. Also Leo is the last guy Ellen fucked. How does this make you feel?

Like he didn't do a good enough job to keep her addicted to the D

ACT

>alpha male
he sounded like the biggest pussy when delivering his oscar speech

>gf

They are all just holes for him

she looks too old.

why dont rich men just get themselves a 16 year old fuck puppet?
why bother with used up whores

>starts to talk about climate change

FFS leo.

At least afterwards they had that great moment of him getting his name engraved on his Oscar

Because 16 years olds are bad at sex

uh sweety

What's the couch jump? I saw an interview where Tom got flustered by the mention of Leo's name, came off wierd to me.

What's keeping you here?

Tom Oprah
2bh dunno why everybody thinks he's insane for that. Just a campy guy in love desu

>it's a Leo orders famous shemale pornstars from all over the world and has an orgy on his yacht because he's no longer attracted to females episode

>millions of dollars
>dresses like a frat boy

He seems to rent Citi bicycles with every girlfriend.

Maybe that's the key to banging supermodels--taking bike rides with them.

does he really do that? My fucking hero

/fa/ please go

do you guys thinks he really bangs these girls

He's testing them for stamina

not really. He probably wants to wait to find the right one to settle down and marry before he has sex with her.

what bra size are those?

Yeah that or he's sponsored by them and rings photographers to come and take pictures when he wants to get paid and pretend he's straight

NAH IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE ;) THEY TRACK HIM DOWN ;)

DD

>his calves are literally the same size as his underweight gf

this might be one of the saddest pics I've ever seen

>imblying Citi Bank didn't pay him for this

>no name polish model gets to fuck leo

life isn't fair

Bitch has teeth like Michael Strahan. For shame, Leo.

Petite feet it's the feminine step

> No helmets
> fucking degenerates.

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Helmets are for magpies

>be Leo
>go shopping
>look at the magazine rack
>see girl you like
>call up agent and arrange a meeting
>fuck and dump in 1 month

Think of it, all these girls were probably 4 when they saw Leo in Titanic

He can ride meme love for groupies forever

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